Monroe&Simon's Hooman
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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5 more things I don’t want for Christmas..🎅🏾
5 more things I don’t want for Christmas 🎅🏾
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
5 more things I don’t want for Christmas..🎅🏾
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Today Hegseth doubled down on his defense of US military strikes on alleged drug cartel boats in the Caribbean, arguing that Donald Trump has the power to take military action “as he sees fit” 🤨
Me: Not exactly— and this assumes a CIC that IS FIT!
apple.news/AmTDk_AygQUG...
Me: Not exactly— and this assumes a CIC that IS FIT!
apple.news/AmTDk_AygQUG...
Hegseth gives defiant speech defending ‘drug boat’ strikes amid scrutiny — Guardian US
At event in California, US defense secretary says Trump has power to take military action ‘as he sees fit’
apple.news
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Today Hegseth doubled down on his defense of US military strikes on alleged drug cartel boats in the Caribbean, arguing that Donald Trump has the power to take military action “as he sees fit” 🤨
Me: Not exactly— and this assumes a CIC that IS FIT!
apple.news/AmTDk_AygQUG...
Me: Not exactly— and this assumes a CIC that IS FIT!
apple.news/AmTDk_AygQUG...
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The idea that they want only legal immigration was a lie from the start.
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials. buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The idea that they want only legal immigration was a lie from the start.
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Because they are hateful sick fucks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Because they are hateful sick fucks.
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The case under review came from New Hampshire in connection with a lawsuit filed in July.
US Supreme Court's decision to take up birthright citizenship comes after lawsuit filed in NH
The case under review came from New Hampshire in connection with a lawsuit filed in July.
www.wmur.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The case under review came from New Hampshire in connection with a lawsuit filed in July.
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It’s never a good plan to assault a Member of Congress 😲
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s never a good plan to assault a Member of Congress 😲
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President Biden: My message to young people is this, just be you, you are loved.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
President Biden: My message to young people is this, just be you, you are loved.
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This is the original source: news.usni.org/2025/12/04/i...
Investigations Show Failures Behind USS Harry S. Truman Collison, Fighter Losses - USNI News
Leadership failures, training gaps and malfunctioning equipment drove the preventable loss of three F/A-18 Super Hornets and a collision between carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) and a merchant shi...
news.usni.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the original source: news.usni.org/2025/12/04/i...
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Some Twin Cities school districts are pledging to deny federal immigration agents access to school buildings.
Twin Cities districts vow to block ICE access to schools amid reports of agents near campuses
School districts are increasing security and pledge to deny federal agents entry without a judge’s order.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The U.S. so-called Department of War is committing international crimes daily.
This is what White America chose for the world.
This is what White America chose for the world.
I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The U.S. so-called Department of War is committing international crimes daily.
This is what White America chose for the world.
This is what White America chose for the world.
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A federal judge in Florida on Friday ordered the release of grand jury transcripts from the federal sex trafficking cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from Epstein investigation in Florida
A federal judge in Florida on Friday ordered the release of grand jury transcripts from the federal sex trafficking cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
www.wmur.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A federal judge in Florida on Friday ordered the release of grand jury transcripts from the federal sex trafficking cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
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i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ...
but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump
but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i know it has been made fun of constantly (and, please, keep doing so) ...
but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump
but it cannot be overstated how INSANE it is that FIFA have anointed themselves as the arbiters of PEACE to give out this made up peace award to trump
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All right, crafty folks.
I need everyone who sees this to keep a look out for the following shawls. They were lost by FedEx on the way to Barcelona Knits, and have been declared "unrecoverable".
🧶
This is thoussands of euros of work & materials, not to mention their value at Trunk Shows & Workshops.
I need everyone who sees this to keep a look out for the following shawls. They were lost by FedEx on the way to Barcelona Knits, and have been declared "unrecoverable".
🧶
This is thoussands of euros of work & materials, not to mention their value at Trunk Shows & Workshops.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
All right, crafty folks.
I need everyone who sees this to keep a look out for the following shawls. They were lost by FedEx on the way to Barcelona Knits, and have been declared "unrecoverable".
🧶
This is thoussands of euros of work & materials, not to mention their value at Trunk Shows & Workshops.
I need everyone who sees this to keep a look out for the following shawls. They were lost by FedEx on the way to Barcelona Knits, and have been declared "unrecoverable".
🧶
This is thoussands of euros of work & materials, not to mention their value at Trunk Shows & Workshops.
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PSA for the fellas:
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
PSA for the fellas:
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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French officials are investigating an illegal drone overflight of the Atlantic coast base for France’s nuclear-armed submarines.
France intercepts illegal drone overflight at nuclear submarine base
www.stripes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
French officials are investigating an illegal drone overflight of the Atlantic coast base for France’s nuclear-armed submarines.
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The Government Accountability Office says it has opened an investigation into Trump's Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte.
Pulte has weaponized his office — accusing Federal Governor Lisa Cook and several prominent Democrats, including New York AG Letitia James, of mortgage fraud.
Pulte has weaponized his office — accusing Federal Governor Lisa Cook and several prominent Democrats, including New York AG Letitia James, of mortgage fraud.
Government Accountability Office opens investigation into FHFA chief Bill Pulte
Senate Democrats asked the agency last month to review Pulte's referrals to the Justice Department alleging mortgage fraud.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Government Accountability Office says it has opened an investigation into Trump's Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Bill Pulte.
Pulte has weaponized his office — accusing Federal Governor Lisa Cook and several prominent Democrats, including New York AG Letitia James, of mortgage fraud.
Pulte has weaponized his office — accusing Federal Governor Lisa Cook and several prominent Democrats, including New York AG Letitia James, of mortgage fraud.
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This is VERY bad. Remember: Waymo is I.C.E.
Now, Waymo is updating its tech to make its self-driving cars more “confidently assertive.”
This is one of the most obvious bad ideas I’ve seen in some time. #ICE
Now, Waymo is updating its tech to make its self-driving cars more “confidently assertive.”
This is one of the most obvious bad ideas I’ve seen in some time. #ICE
Self-driving Waymo cars are suddenly driving way mo like “an aggressive, New York taxi driver.”
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
Waymo’s Self-Driving Cars Are Suddenly Behaving Like New York Cabbies
Autonomous vehicles are adopting humanlike qualities, making illegal U-turns and flooring it the second the light goes green.
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is VERY bad. Remember: Waymo is I.C.E.
Now, Waymo is updating its tech to make its self-driving cars more “confidently assertive.”
This is one of the most obvious bad ideas I’ve seen in some time. #ICE
Now, Waymo is updating its tech to make its self-driving cars more “confidently assertive.”
This is one of the most obvious bad ideas I’ve seen in some time. #ICE
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France is reporting two cases of MERS in two individuals who recently returned from the middle east. Both remain i hospital. MERS is caused by another coronavirus with spillover events occurring from usually from contact with camels.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/mers-cov/fra...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/mers-cov/fra...
France reports MERS in 2 travelers who had been to Middle East
No secondary transmission chains have been identified in France.
www.cidrap.umn.edu
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
France is reporting two cases of MERS in two individuals who recently returned from the middle east. Both remain i hospital. MERS is caused by another coronavirus with spillover events occurring from usually from contact with camels.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/mers-cov/fra...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/mers-cov/fra...
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cameo but for murder
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
cameo but for murder
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Patel: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
👉 Sooooo the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol by Trump’s terrorists?
👉 Sooooo the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol by Trump’s terrorists?
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Patel: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
👉 Sooooo the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol by Trump’s terrorists?
👉 Sooooo the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol by Trump’s terrorists?