Chris
@monsterbeard.bsky.social
MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
Last night I had a dream of trying to find Scarlett Johansson so I could give her a copy of There is No Anti-Memetics Division and get her to produce/star in it.
Which, maybe my subconscious has stumbled onto something here!
Which, maybe my subconscious has stumbled onto something here!
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Last night I had a dream of trying to find Scarlett Johansson so I could give her a copy of There is No Anti-Memetics Division and get her to produce/star in it.
Which, maybe my subconscious has stumbled onto something here!
Which, maybe my subconscious has stumbled onto something here!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Today truly is a High Holy Day for many of us.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Today truly is a High Holy Day for many of us.
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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I don’t know if that Nuzzi document is from a source or someone’s …uh- imaginative fanfic, but I feel grateful to not know.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I don’t know if that Nuzzi document is from a source or someone’s …uh- imaginative fanfic, but I feel grateful to not know.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
To her credit, “bad things happen when you hear my name” does seem to be pretty consistent for Nuzzi!
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
To her credit, “bad things happen when you hear my name” does seem to be pretty consistent for Nuzzi!
A lot going on with Olbermann but holy shit RFK Jr has aged 40 years in the past 15 years!
A Nuzzi PS:
June 2011, CitiField, NYC. This is seven years after this psycho Bobby Kennedy called me up at MSNBC and said I was his hero 🤷🏼♂️This might have been the first sign he was losing his mind
(and no, the cane is for a broken foot; I was only old, not oldER, yet)
June 2011, CitiField, NYC. This is seven years after this psycho Bobby Kennedy called me up at MSNBC and said I was his hero 🤷🏼♂️This might have been the first sign he was losing his mind
(and no, the cane is for a broken foot; I was only old, not oldER, yet)
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A lot going on with Olbermann but holy shit RFK Jr has aged 40 years in the past 15 years!
Happy On the Calculation of Volume day to all who celebrate! 🎉
#📚💙
#📚💙
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone while a crowd looks on .
Alt: Bill Murray from Groundhog Day saying “…again”
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Happy On the Calculation of Volume day to all who celebrate! 🎉
#📚💙
#📚💙
I can’t believe I could see this tonight. What majesty!
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can’t believe I could see this tonight. What majesty!
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This is really well done. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is really well done. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
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HELEN ANDREWS
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
HELEN ANDREWS
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Does DS9 ever address what Odo looks like naked?
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
Alt: That dude making the surprised blinking face
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Does DS9 ever address what Odo looks like naked?
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
Subway should pay this dude’s legal fees because it’s the most attention anyone has given to a sandwich since the whole hot dog debacle.
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Subway should pay this dude’s legal fees because it’s the most attention anyone has given to a sandwich since the whole hot dog debacle.
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Look At My Book Everyone :)
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Look At My Book Everyone :)
Me turning in the widening gyre: haha fuck yeah!!!! Yes!!
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me turning in the widening gyre: haha fuck yeah!!!! Yes!!
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
Mamdani is someone I want to have a beer with.
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mamdani is someone I want to have a beer with.
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social God I was just reminded of that scene from HACF when they discover the Apple Macintosh. What a devastating moment!
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social God I was just reminded of that scene from HACF when they discover the Apple Macintosh. What a devastating moment!