MonstersAbound
@monstersabound.bsky.social
YouTube Gaming Content Creator & Total War Content Partner based in Cornwall, UK.
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Links - https://doras.to/monstersabound
Email - [email protected]
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Now do Judge Dredd.
thank you Batman
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now do Judge Dredd.
In other news a person in ICE custody found with 14 self inflicted knife wounds to the back and we as journalists refuse to draw any conclusions from this.
"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
In other news a person in ICE custody found with 14 self inflicted knife wounds to the back and we as journalists refuse to draw any conclusions from this.
This is exactly the same mentality that says people using benefit support can't have anything nice. "They've got flat screen TVs!" they screech... and who the fuck doesn't these days?
It must be so exhausting to be that bitter and angry all the time about... nothing that effects them.
It must be so exhausting to be that bitter and angry all the time about... nothing that effects them.
There is so much messed up about this front page Express story today.
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
There's no suggestion or evidence ANY alcohol or drugs was consumed. This is literally just people dancing.
And buried in the piece: "The footage is believed to have been filmed just before Labour took power in July last year."
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This is exactly the same mentality that says people using benefit support can't have anything nice. "They've got flat screen TVs!" they screech... and who the fuck doesn't these days?
It must be so exhausting to be that bitter and angry all the time about... nothing that effects them.
It must be so exhausting to be that bitter and angry all the time about... nothing that effects them.
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
Fuck Riot, absolutely fuck them. This is the first thing I've read this morning and I'm filled with incandescent rage.
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Fuck Riot, absolutely fuck them. This is the first thing I've read this morning and I'm filled with incandescent rage.
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Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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Strong Tobias Funke vibes from Labour’s Home Office
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Strong Tobias Funke vibes from Labour’s Home Office
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God forbid women have hobbies
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
God forbid women have hobbies
I think my eyes just rolled so hard and far that my optical nerves snapped and I am now mercifully blind.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I think my eyes just rolled so hard and far that my optical nerves snapped and I am now mercifully blind.
Rich people are monsters, and the more rich they are the more monstrous they are. That amount of money rots their brains and their souls into putrid pools of viscus slime.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rich people are monsters, and the more rich they are the more monstrous they are. That amount of money rots their brains and their souls into putrid pools of viscus slime.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
No one should have that much money. It's repugnant.
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
2
[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
Have to shout out the incredible Colour of Dinosaurs currently on at the Theatre Royal in Plymouth. A live show all about how the skin colour of dinosaurs was discovered. Great for any dinosaur mad kids and genuinely fascinating.
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
The Colour of Dinosaurs | Theatre Royal Plymouth
theatreroyal.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Have to shout out the incredible Colour of Dinosaurs currently on at the Theatre Royal in Plymouth. A live show all about how the skin colour of dinosaurs was discovered. Great for any dinosaur mad kids and genuinely fascinating.
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
theatreroyal.com/whats-on/col...
Its impressive that it can create something like this. But what it has created is confusing, unusable and pointless.
Which is AI all over really.
Which is AI all over really.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Its impressive that it can create something like this. But what it has created is confusing, unusable and pointless.
Which is AI all over really.
Which is AI all over really.
Maybe Microsoft can try sucking a dick instead.
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Maybe Microsoft can try sucking a dick instead.
Why are all of the mainstream parties in a desperate race to be the worst arseholes of all time?
Here this all is as a story. The Conservatives said they would provide clarity, but they have not as yet.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Deporting legally settled people is ‘broadly in line’ with Tory policy, says Badenoch’s office
Conservative leader’s spokesperson sets out plan to strip the right of indefinite leave to remain from people claiming benefits
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Why are all of the mainstream parties in a desperate race to be the worst arseholes of all time?
The 'magic'.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The 'magic'.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
Turns out its not hard to trick an imbicile multiple times.
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This goes for you, too, UK.
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This goes for you, too, UK.
This sounds like that bit in Star Trek Next Generation where they found out the higher warp you go the more chance you have of ripping a hole in subspace. We just need a maverik scientist to drive a train a bit too fast ovet a squeaky bit and Picard will solve this is 45 minutes.
The main cause of the noise is something that will, sooner or later, hit every part of the network: “rail corrugation”.
You aren’t imagining it: London's Tube is getting louder.
You aren’t imagining it: London's Tube is getting louder.
No, you aren’t imagining it: the Tube is getting louder
I SAID, THE TUBE *IS* GETTING LOUDER.
jonn.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This sounds like that bit in Star Trek Next Generation where they found out the higher warp you go the more chance you have of ripping a hole in subspace. We just need a maverik scientist to drive a train a bit too fast ovet a squeaky bit and Picard will solve this is 45 minutes.
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Fuck Trump and Absolutely Fuck Farage who wants to do the exact same thing.
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Fuck Trump and Absolutely Fuck Farage who wants to do the exact same thing.
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!