Monstrous Jaffa
@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.
Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.
He/Him
Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.
He/Him
Pinned
Evening BlueSky!
Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....
And trying to work out how to combine the two.
So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....
And trying to work out how to combine the two.
So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
Introduce yourself with 5 artists you've seen in concert:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Cowboy Junkies
Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
Paul Weller
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Cowboy Junkies
Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
Paul Weller
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
REM
The Wedding Presnt
The Flaming Lips
Taylor Swift
Barry Manilow 😏
REM
The Wedding Presnt
The Flaming Lips
Taylor Swift
Barry Manilow 😏
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Courtney Barnett
Kings Of Leon
Heaven 17
Bruce Springsteen
Devon Sproule
Courtney Barnett
Kings Of Leon
Heaven 17
Bruce Springsteen
Devon Sproule
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 artists you've seen in concert:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Cowboy Junkies
Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
Paul Weller
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Cowboy Junkies
Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
Paul Weller
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And I have continued my annual tradition - trying to drop garbage off at the local dump on Thanksgiving - but it was closed again - who ever heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving?
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
And I have continued my annual tradition - trying to drop garbage off at the local dump on Thanksgiving - but it was closed again - who ever heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving?
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I don't own any flannel shirts so it'll be 4 weeks of wearing @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social shirts for me 😁 #plaidvent
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don't own any flannel shirts so it'll be 4 weeks of wearing @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social shirts for me 😁 #plaidvent
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Jaffa allowed me to choose one of his pictures for #FishnetFriday Here's my lucky number 2! 😍 😘
Remembering that time I wanted to take pictures of my new shoes.
Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jaffa allowed me to choose one of his pictures for #FishnetFriday Here's my lucky number 2! 😍 😘
It's the first Sunday in Advent this week, so I'm doing my own version.
Join in if you like - just use the # suitable to your geographical location 😄
##CheckShirtAdvent #AdventFlannel #FlannelAdvent #PlaidAdvent
Join in if you like - just use the # suitable to your geographical location 😄
##CheckShirtAdvent #AdventFlannel #FlannelAdvent #PlaidAdvent
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's the first Sunday in Advent this week, so I'm doing my own version.
Join in if you like - just use the # suitable to your geographical location 😄
##CheckShirtAdvent #AdventFlannel #FlannelAdvent #PlaidAdvent
Join in if you like - just use the # suitable to your geographical location 😄
##CheckShirtAdvent #AdventFlannel #FlannelAdvent #PlaidAdvent
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Bins out Wednesday night.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Bins out Wednesday night.
Remembering that time I wanted to take pictures of my new shoes.
Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Remembering that time I wanted to take pictures of my new shoes.
Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
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Oh, for fuck’s sake….
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Oh, for fuck’s sake….
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
The French criminal fraternity, looking at the crumbling ruin that is 2025:
Shrugs dismissively, flicks a smouldering Gauloises into the gutter and turns to the shadows
"Marcel, Benoit, it's time to steal shit.....
.....but with style....."
Shrugs dismissively, flicks a smouldering Gauloises into the gutter and turns to the shadows
"Marcel, Benoit, it's time to steal shit.....
.....but with style....."
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The French criminal fraternity, looking at the crumbling ruin that is 2025:
Shrugs dismissively, flicks a smouldering Gauloises into the gutter and turns to the shadows
"Marcel, Benoit, it's time to steal shit.....
.....but with style....."
Shrugs dismissively, flicks a smouldering Gauloises into the gutter and turns to the shadows
"Marcel, Benoit, it's time to steal shit.....
.....but with style....."
Security system password:
Snail
Snail
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Security system password:
Snail
Snail
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In celebration of the 10th anniversary of WeRateDogs, let us remember one of the best Twitter exchanges of all time.
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In celebration of the 10th anniversary of WeRateDogs, let us remember one of the best Twitter exchanges of all time.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Ooh, look at the time.
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Ooh, look at the time.
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
Evening BlueSky!
Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....
And trying to work out how to combine the two.
So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....
And trying to work out how to combine the two.
So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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#ThrowbackThursday to a Wednesday in 2019.
Twitter helped me find my creative voice, and this haiku and image are both things I am quite proud of.
And I'm also rather sad that they no longer exist in their original setting thanks to the pernicious man child.
Twitter helped me find my creative voice, and this haiku and image are both things I am quite proud of.
And I'm also rather sad that they no longer exist in their original setting thanks to the pernicious man child.
October 19, 2023 at 8:31 AM
#ThrowbackThursday to a Wednesday in 2019.
Twitter helped me find my creative voice, and this haiku and image are both things I am quite proud of.
And I'm also rather sad that they no longer exist in their original setting thanks to the pernicious man child.
Twitter helped me find my creative voice, and this haiku and image are both things I am quite proud of.
And I'm also rather sad that they no longer exist in their original setting thanks to the pernicious man child.
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Just had dogshit put through the letterbox - a Reform UK letter.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just had dogshit put through the letterbox - a Reform UK letter.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
This envelope was enclosed. Royal Mail will bill Reform with each of these envelopes delivered to them.
So I've printed this scan on 100 sheets of cheap paper and chopped them - 300 units - and dropped them in a letterbox.
Crack on.
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Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean they aren't disabled
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean they aren't disabled
Ooh, look at the time.
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Ooh, look at the time.
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
*taps mic*
Hey folks, feels like ages since we stated the obvious but:
Trans rights are human rights
(And trans women are women, just like trans men are men)
Abortion is healthcare
Vaccines work
Anything you want to add?
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The US regime is trying to export its culture wars again. We should be clear: in our jurisdiction human rights standards, based on dignity and autonomy – not the whims of Christian nationalists – mean that abortion is healthcare.
US designates NHS abortions as human rights violation
Trump administration will also crack down on sex change treatments for minors and hate speech arrests
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The US regime is trying to export its culture wars again. We should be clear: in our jurisdiction human rights standards, based on dignity and autonomy – not the whims of Christian nationalists – mean that abortion is healthcare.
Utter filth. You know, the type of filth you love....
Fantasies don’t have to lead to plans, or cast-iron commitments: they’re toys you can play with however you want.
NEW blog: a fantasy I whispered to someone while we fucked, and possibly @stuartcb.bsky.social’s hottest picture yet 👌
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
NEW blog: a fantasy I whispered to someone while we fucked, and possibly @stuartcb.bsky.social’s hottest picture yet 👌
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Utter filth. You know, the type of filth you love....
I've had both my kids vaccinated against HPV.
It is such an efficacious medicine and it's incredible to see cancer rates drop through the floor wherever it has been introduced.
Get your kids vaccinated because vaccines work and vaccines create adults!
It is such an efficacious medicine and it's incredible to see cancer rates drop through the floor wherever it has been introduced.
Get your kids vaccinated because vaccines work and vaccines create adults!
This is wonderful news, and also means it’s time for me to beat the drum I always do when HPV vaccines make the news:
They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.
They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I've had both my kids vaccinated against HPV.
It is such an efficacious medicine and it's incredible to see cancer rates drop through the floor wherever it has been introduced.
Get your kids vaccinated because vaccines work and vaccines create adults!
It is such an efficacious medicine and it's incredible to see cancer rates drop through the floor wherever it has been introduced.
Get your kids vaccinated because vaccines work and vaccines create adults!