MonstrousJaffa
@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.
Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.
He/Him
Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.
He/Him
Pinned
Evening BlueSky!
Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....
And trying to work out how to combine the two.
So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....
And trying to work out how to combine the two.
So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
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This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
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we hear so much about trans people from the British press yet so rarely hear from them - I'm really pleased this piece was commissioned, and will also be in the physical paper: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
we hear so much about trans people from the British press yet so rarely hear from them - I'm really pleased this piece was commissioned, and will also be in the physical paper: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
Incredible to think that 9 hours later @moderation.bsky.app hasn't worked out that there is no sexual activity taking place in this image and still has it incorrectly labelled 🙄
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Incredible to think that 9 hours later @moderation.bsky.app hasn't worked out that there is no sexual activity taking place in this image and still has it incorrectly labelled 🙄
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🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 80,000 signatures!
Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed today!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed today!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 AM
🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 80,000 signatures!
Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed today!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed today!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Perhaps the finest humanist writer of the 20th century, George Orwell, died #onthisday in 1950. His voice in today’s free speech debates would be invaluable – and, no doubt, as clear-sighted and masterful as ever. #HumanistHeritage
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Perhaps the finest humanist writer of the 20th century, George Orwell, died #onthisday in 1950. His voice in today’s free speech debates would be invaluable – and, no doubt, as clear-sighted and masterful as ever. #HumanistHeritage
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Yesterday we talked about how cervical screening is a really important tool in helping us to eliminate cervical cancer. Today we'd like to share a few tips about how to make your cervical screening experience as comfortable for you as possible...
This week is #CervicalCancerPreventionWeek. This cancer is highly preventable in the present day, because we know a lot about its cause: this horrid little dude, human papillomavirus (HPV). With what we know about HPV and its link to cervical cancer, eliminating the disease is possible...
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Yesterday we talked about how cervical screening is a really important tool in helping us to eliminate cervical cancer. Today we'd like to share a few tips about how to make your cervical screening experience as comfortable for you as possible...
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Out-take from "Doctor Who: The Awakening" part 2 (1984).
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Out-take from "Doctor Who: The Awakening" part 2 (1984).
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
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I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
Take a deep breath 🪁☀️ #knittedfrog #frogandtoad #frog
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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lil palette cleanser, from incredible animator India Rose Crawford www.youtube.com/shorts/GkZL4...
Frog and Toad Have Breakfast in Bed 🥐☕🐸🐸☀️ #frogandtoad #knittedfrog
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM
lil palette cleanser, from incredible animator India Rose Crawford www.youtube.com/shorts/GkZL4...
Ooooft!
#TomBaker stars in the fifth and final segment titled "Drawn and Quartered" of the 🇬🇧 British anthology horror film "VAULT OF HORROR" (1973) directed by Roy Ward Baker
🎬 Amicus Productions 🎨
🎬 Amicus Productions 🎨
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Ooooft!
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NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 AM
NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
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"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home.
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home.
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Morning @moderation.bsky.app
I'm about to post a picture of about half a bare bottom, the rest covered by a towel.
Get the sexually explicit tag ready......
*Notices the rest of BlueSky*
Hey you guys, how are you doing today?
I'm about to post a picture of about half a bare bottom, the rest covered by a towel.
Get the sexually explicit tag ready......
*Notices the rest of BlueSky*
Hey you guys, how are you doing today?
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Morning @moderation.bsky.app
I'm about to post a picture of about half a bare bottom, the rest covered by a towel.
Get the sexually explicit tag ready......
*Notices the rest of BlueSky*
Hey you guys, how are you doing today?
I'm about to post a picture of about half a bare bottom, the rest covered by a towel.
Get the sexually explicit tag ready......
*Notices the rest of BlueSky*
Hey you guys, how are you doing today?
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"No Kings" in bright lights above the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
"No Kings" in bright lights above the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland
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![Comic. [Two people floating with objects surrounding them.] PERSON with ponytail: You know, NASA and Roscosmos actually originally named it The *International Station*, but a translation issue led someone to accidentally transcribe the formatting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidej2s3eadnt4h45yovvpwbl3znxpv5q3hfb3w5ojnu3humrmlxcy@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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BREAKING
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
BREAKING
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
Doc buff.ly/JvTKLlD
Background buff.ly/Ay2iB6u
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
Doc buff.ly/JvTKLlD
Background buff.ly/Ay2iB6u
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if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!
There have already been 25 data center cancellations or postponements this month, according to @macroedgeres.bsky.social.
That's nearly as many as the previous 6 months combined.
That's nearly as many as the previous 6 months combined.
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!
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today’s moment of zen
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
today’s moment of zen