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MonstrousJaffa
@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.

Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.

He/Him
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Evening BlueSky!

Been thinking about how everyone looks so hot wearing flannel shirts at this time of year, and how it's nearly advent.....

And trying to work out how to combine the two.

So, how about we post some #AdventFlannel pics over the next 4 Fridays running up to Christmas?
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youtu.be/rBjyl1LvBF4?...

A musical treat. Because we are worth it 🖤
"One (U2 Music with Metallica Lyrics)" Chris Cornell@Santander Arts Center Reading, PA 11/22/13
YouTube video by Jim Powers
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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Munch 😇

👅 The Sensual Dom
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Not all heroes wear capes

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"Following a complaint from a member of the public* that Mr Nigel Farage MP had registered interests outside the 28-day time limit set by the House, I undertook a wider review of Mr Farage’s entry in the Register of Members’ Financial Interests."

*(it was me! 😀)
www.parliament.uk/globalassets...
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Forty years in the Siberian wilderness: the Old Believers who time forgot
Forty years in the Siberian wilderness: the Old Believers who time forgot
The long read: In 1978, Soviet scientists stumbled upon a family living in a remote part of Russia. They hadn’t interacted with outsiders for decades. Almost half a century later, one of them is still there
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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I need at least 3 more folk to sign up for my Edinburgh Adult Education Programme archaeology classes at Craigentinny, or the course will be cancelled. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know. Thank you!

adulteducationedinburgh.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spyd...
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Good morning from this highland cow calf: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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How long would you survive with no DNA?

What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oL...
How long would you survive with no DNA?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I cancelled the thing *I* do on a Wednesday because of the rain, but the eldest is still doing *their* thing despite the rain.

So the #DadTaxi is parked up and I'm enjoying the fire in welcoming hostelry. 📚 🍺
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Happy #HumpDay BlueSky

Welcome to #WagonWednesday 😘
January 21, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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This is Balto. He told you he knew a spot with a great view. Didn’t tell you what he uses that spot for. 12/10 (TT: loresa_ukaj)
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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we hear so much about trans people from the British press yet so rarely hear from them - I'm really pleased this piece was commissioned, and will also be in the physical paper: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Incredible to think that 9 hours later @moderation.bsky.app hasn't worked out that there is no sexual activity taking place in this image and still has it incorrectly labelled 🙄
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party is now closing on 80,000 signatures!

Let’s get it to the 100,000 needed today!

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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Yesterday we talked about how cervical screening is a really important tool in helping us to eliminate cervical cancer. Today we'd like to share a few tips about how to make your cervical screening experience as comfortable for you as possible...
This week is #CervicalCancerPreventionWeek. This cancer is highly preventable in the present day, because we know a lot about its cause: this horrid little dude, human papillomavirus (HPV). With what we know about HPV and its link to cervical cancer, eliminating the disease is possible...
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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Out-take from "Doctor Who: The Awakening" part 2 (1984).
#DoctorWho
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.

I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
One for @ouizzi.bsky.social

I just want to lie down next to you 🥰

youtube.com/shorts/Gvx3i...
Take a deep breath 🪁☀️ #knittedfrog #frogandtoad #frog
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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lil palette cleanser, from incredible animator India Rose Crawford www.youtube.com/shorts/GkZL4...
Frog and Toad Have Breakfast in Bed 🥐☕🐸🐸☀️ #frogandtoad #knittedfrog
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM