Monstrous Jaffa
@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about. Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious. He/Him
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monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Charity shop find this afternoon - £12 for a new suit.

And perfectly timed as I can wear it to the Gentlemen's Club #CMnf event tomorrow.

Quite looking forward to seeing how it contrasts with @ouizzi.bsky.social outfit 🤭
A black suit on a hanger on the back of a door.
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katelynburns.com
I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
I just saw a couple of posts with mariners in them and was thinking the same.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
I know. It tears at the heart. But you can just imagine how much fun Manolo had that day, saying hello to doggy chums, getting ear scritches.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Grandma loves you Eeyore....

We all love you 💖
weratedogs.com
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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risquedraws.bsky.social
Best seat in the bedroom 🍑 (Alt version)
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risquedraws.bsky.social
Kinktober2025 - Oct 2 - Face Sitting / Riding 🧔
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ouizzi.bsky.social
Crochet and negronis while @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social cooks dinner is how Fridays should be 😁
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
I love the reduced to clear cabinet in our local Asda. Pork shoulder joint this morning down from a tenner to £4 odd.

3 hours marinading, 4 hours in the oven and taco'd up with pickled pink onions, rice and tomato.

All while @ouizzi.bsky.social sat crocheting and drinking negronis 😋
A marinated pork shoulder joint awaiting the oven. A marinated pork shoulder joint after 4 hours in the oven. A roasting tin full of pulled pork, two forks  sit in the dish. A taco sits on a plate.  It is loaded with lettuce, rice, pulled pork, pink pickled onion and chopped tomato.

There are no words to describe how good it tasted.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Something something lip synching something something......
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
She is crocheting a baby blanket for my new grand-nephew, who we are getting to see for the first time in two weeks!
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Love watching old #totp and thinking how did *they* get away with singing *that* 😄
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
That would be a fabulous drawing.
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shengokai.blacksky.app
Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.

In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.

Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
I love the reduced to clear cabinet in our local Asda. Pork shoulder joint this morning down from a tenner to £4 odd.

3 hours marinading, 4 hours in the oven and taco'd up with pickled pink onions, rice and tomato.

All while @ouizzi.bsky.social sat crocheting and drinking negronis 😋
A marinated pork shoulder joint awaiting the oven. A marinated pork shoulder joint after 4 hours in the oven. A roasting tin full of pulled pork, two forks  sit in the dish. A taco sits on a plate.  It is loaded with lettuce, rice, pulled pork, pink pickled onion and chopped tomato.

There are no words to describe how good it tasted.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
There is something so enticing about a hard cock straining against fishnets
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Late to the party but when the third traitor walked in it was absolutely hilarious. The producers played a blinder with that one.

#CelebrityTraitors
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Hey Manolo,

You are a good dog. One of the best.
weratedogs.com
This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Lovely evening for a walk home
The full moon, wreathed in clouds, seen from below the branches of a tree.
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
It's a lovely walk though, spoiled a bit by some new housing, but in the spring there is loads of blossom that smells amazing.

This time of year with clear skies you get some wonderful starry nights.

And by the time I'm home I've nearly sobered up 😄
monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
Getting the bus to play Padel so I can go to the pub after, then walk home for an hour across the fields in the dark is hitting peak mid 50s fitness regime.

Got my torch and an extra layer so I'm ready for it!