moogal
@moogal.bsky.social
Unintentional dickhead. Probably wishing he was on a roller coaster.
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Checking the back of a crisp packet for recycling information and it had a "do not microwave" warning. Who the fuck microwaves crisps? Especially inside the packet?
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Checking the back of a crisp packet for recycling information and it had a "do not microwave" warning. Who the fuck microwaves crisps? Especially inside the packet?
Remind me next year to set up an auto-delete filter for any emails received in February with the words "roses" or "valentine" in them. I haven't shouted "oh piss off" at a screen so much since I last watched commercial TV after 9pm.
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Remind me next year to set up an auto-delete filter for any emails received in February with the words "roses" or "valentine" in them. I haven't shouted "oh piss off" at a screen so much since I last watched commercial TV after 9pm.
Someone with a building company seems to be very bad at giving out their email address correctly, as I keep getting emails from their customers and suppliers, most of whom find it very difficult to understand that they have the wrong damn email address and I don't know a Derek or a Ray.
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Someone with a building company seems to be very bad at giving out their email address correctly, as I keep getting emails from their customers and suppliers, most of whom find it very difficult to understand that they have the wrong damn email address and I don't know a Derek or a Ray.
OK so I've been using Qobuz for 2 weeks now, it's generally pretty good BUT there's quite a few albums/tracks that I like to listen to which are missing, which is currently making me uneasy about a full switchover.
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 AM
OK so I've been using Qobuz for 2 weeks now, it's generally pretty good BUT there's quite a few albums/tracks that I like to listen to which are missing, which is currently making me uneasy about a full switchover.
Quite frankly it's unreasonable that while it's nice and sunny outside, I have to work, and when I finish work it'll be dark.
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Quite frankly it's unreasonable that while it's nice and sunny outside, I have to work, and when I finish work it'll be dark.
He must have had to stand still for an awfully long time. I hope her pen wasn't too sharp.
Amy Gledhill wrote her dissertation on Richard Herring
Amy Gledhill wrote her dissertation on Richard Herring
Comic's Hitler Moustache was an inspiration
dlvr.it
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
He must have had to stand still for an awfully long time. I hope her pen wasn't too sharp.
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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Said it before, and I’ll say it again, but for people like me, this would be transformative - it would stabilise our incomes, and allow us to plough more time into creative work and less into stuff anyone could be doing.
AND it’s a net economic benefit to the country.
AND it’s a net economic benefit to the country.
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Said it before, and I’ll say it again, but for people like me, this would be transformative - it would stabilise our incomes, and allow us to plough more time into creative work and less into stuff anyone could be doing.
AND it’s a net economic benefit to the country.
AND it’s a net economic benefit to the country.
Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee is now on iPlayer? Did Christmas come early? This is excellent news!
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee is now on iPlayer? Did Christmas come early? This is excellent news!
If it says 54 minutes from Victoria to Euston, is it expecting me to walk?
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
If it says 54 minutes from Victoria to Euston, is it expecting me to walk?
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People’s mistake is treating Adobe like a company when what it actually is, is a machine where you feed it infinite RAM and it produces memory leaks
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
People’s mistake is treating Adobe like a company when what it actually is, is a machine where you feed it infinite RAM and it produces memory leaks
Dear stupid people, if the gate attendant at the airport calls groups 1 and 2 to board, there’s no point you going over to stand in the way when you’re group 8
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Dear stupid people, if the gate attendant at the airport calls groups 1 and 2 to board, there’s no point you going over to stand in the way when you’re group 8
Spice Up Your Bum
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Make a song better by putting ‘bum’ in the title
I’ll start:
Bum bum me do
I’ll start:
Bum bum me do
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Spice Up Your Bum
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🥵
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For anyone confused, the Epstein Files is the US remake of Operation Yew Tree
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
For anyone confused, the Epstein Files is the US remake of Operation Yew Tree
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Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose
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I honestly think if you click "skip credits" on The Muppet Show, it should boot you out of the entire episode. It's a test you've failed, and you now don't deserve to watch.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I honestly think if you click "skip credits" on The Muppet Show, it should boot you out of the entire episode. It's a test you've failed, and you now don't deserve to watch.
My case was 19.9kg. Ryanair’s luggage allowance is 20kg. I am good at being just under.
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
My case was 19.9kg. Ryanair’s luggage allowance is 20kg. I am good at being just under.
My inner northerner wouldn’t allow me to pay £30 for a short cab ride, so ended up getting the night bus to the station. Despite my fears, made it in plenty of time. Only problem is, I’ve had about 3 hours’ sleep so might end up snoring on the plane.
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
My inner northerner wouldn’t allow me to pay £30 for a short cab ride, so ended up getting the night bus to the station. Despite my fears, made it in plenty of time. Only problem is, I’ve had about 3 hours’ sleep so might end up snoring on the plane.
There is no reason this search should be so bad.
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
There is no reason this search should be so bad.
If you take a train where these screens show correct information, you win a prize.
No prize today: the next station is not Birmingham international
No prize today: the next station is not Birmingham international
February 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
If you take a train where these screens show correct information, you win a prize.
No prize today: the next station is not Birmingham international
No prize today: the next station is not Birmingham international
By the time I’ve paid £11.50 for a train to London, £3.10 for a tube journey, £30ish for a taxi to the station tomorrow, and £16.50 for the Stansted Express, I’m not entirely sure I couldn’t have paid for a direct taxi from home tomorrow morning for the same price.
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
By the time I’ve paid £11.50 for a train to London, £3.10 for a tube journey, £30ish for a taxi to the station tomorrow, and £16.50 for the Stansted Express, I’m not entirely sure I couldn’t have paid for a direct taxi from home tomorrow morning for the same price.
I have 20kg of hold luggage to fit 4 days of rowing kit into. Unfortunately it's due to absolutely piss it down the whole time, so I'm having to take all my waterproofs and bank on getting drenched each time.
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I have 20kg of hold luggage to fit 4 days of rowing kit into. Unfortunately it's due to absolutely piss it down the whole time, so I'm having to take all my waterproofs and bank on getting drenched each time.
Slow clap to whoever timed both night bus options from my sister's place to the rail station to run at basically the same time, and both to just miss the early morning Stansted Express connection (or make it such a tight connection as to be too risky)
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Slow clap to whoever timed both night bus options from my sister's place to the rail station to run at basically the same time, and both to just miss the early morning Stansted Express connection (or make it such a tight connection as to be too risky)
I know the trend is to outsource everything, but I'm pretty sure the DVLA aren't sending emails from Indonesia.
February 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I know the trend is to outsource everything, but I'm pretty sure the DVLA aren't sending emails from Indonesia.
I wish messages in muted conversations on WhatsApp would automatically mark as read. It defeats half the point of muting it if I'm constantly having to go in and clear the unread status.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I wish messages in muted conversations on WhatsApp would automatically mark as read. It defeats half the point of muting it if I'm constantly having to go in and clear the unread status.