Dani Eorzea
@mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
80 followers 170 following 1.2K posts
Likes MMOs, Farming Sims, Fantasy Fiction, and PnP (faves include Starfinder, Cyberpunk RED, Root, and Fabula Ultima). Profile pic by @catbatart.bsky.social
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mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Wait fajitas are woke? My Super-Conservative dad was ordering those from Chevys and On The Border on the regular when we went out to eat when I was a kid! To think my Rush Limbaugh-loving Dad was secretly a woke antifa super soldier this whole time...
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Oh yeah, I tend to avoid modern American military movies for the jingoism and racism almost all of them tend to wallow in, my post was more about the implication someone launched a nuke IRL until it mentions the movie near the end of the tweet.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Oof. Definitely a pass, then.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
It halloween

happy halloween :D

(I missed you, GW2 Mad King Festival)
Cifgha Siggisdottir, a Norn Engineer from Guild Wars 2, is wearing a Halloween Mask, the Blushing Paper Bag.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
This has backfired, because for efficiencies sake, I should kill them so Agrias and Mustadio can inherit their crystals, but they are my friends and I don't want to :(
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Petra has a big fluffy bunny tail, as do all Viera in my canon. They also have the tendency to stomp their feet when angry and do the bunny flop when they feel safe, happy, and relaxed. She also gain the ability to purr and meow from her Miqote parent!
exarchschampion.bsky.social
I know it's been asked before, but I wanna talk about it: what did YOU the player change/add to the race you play outside of canon? Can be an expansion of existing lore or something you just made up because it's fun~

#wolquestion | #wolqotd
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Anyway, had to block another youtuber I otherwise liked for doing a Harry Potter skit in the year of our lord 2025.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
How are we supposed to make a better world when people can't even give up a fucking set of books for kids
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
With MAGA and the Saudi Royals taking EA, it's nice to see Paralives shaping up to be a solid replacement for The Sims. Really cute bedroom and solid-looking building tools!
paralives.com
check out this small bedroom with a walk-in closet we built for a new house(⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)
➡️ youtu.be/MeL5GCfdi6M
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klaproth.bsky.social
SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Crying about GOLDEN again on a wednesday night and i havent even seen kpop demon hunters if you wanna know what im about
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Listen, if you did not master the art of writing a paper between 2-4 hours before it was due on 2 hours of sleep while hopped to the gills on your stimulant of choice, did you even get a college degree?
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Also the Lahee remix they're playing in there fuckin slaps
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Man, the LORE of Pilgrim's Traverse is driving me BATTY I love Feo Ul and the fae so much
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bizzo.bz
My players: "And I can cast a spell as a reaction because I have Warcaster"

Me, the wise DM: "Heh. It's pronounced 'wooster.'"
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leonardpierce.bsky.social
"I have to be able to destroy the environment to sell cars"

"I have to be able to employ slave labor to grow crops"

"I have to be able to steal IP from millions for my art theft robot to function"

Yeah well I have to be able to rob a bank to buy a house but only one of us will go to jail
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
This is somehow both hilarious and the scariest horror movie I have ever seen
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
I've heard every "we have to hit them where it hurts" argument in the book, and none of them are beating the allegations that people just want to make fun of fat bodies.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
You are telling every fat person in your life that they disgust you, that their bodies are comical or degenerate or useless. You are telling every fat person in your life you don't respect them.
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
Eight thousand iterations of this discourse later, there is no political utility in calling fascists fat. All you're doing is propping up the brutal hierarchy which lets people like them work up from deniable social torture to state violence.
mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
I missed my beautiful branch so much...