MPM
@mpmurphy.bsky.social
Alzheimer’s disease researcher, educator, science writer, cat lover, and guinea pig superfan
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What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
Strider, delivering his most threatening look. #GuineaPigs
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Strider, delivering his most threatening look. #GuineaPigs
Eggo wishing everyone a Happy 2026! #GuineaPigs
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Eggo wishing everyone a Happy 2026! #GuineaPigs
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Good morning
Me heading into 2026
Me heading into 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Good morning
Me heading into 2026
Me heading into 2026
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
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Ivan says “it’s our way.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ivan says “it’s our way.”
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
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Tiny criminal, photographed this morning.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
October 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Tiny criminal, photographed this morning.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
She jumped in the plant and promptly got digging zoomies.
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This video has lived rent free in my head for over a decade 😂 a forever fave
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This video has lived rent free in my head for over a decade 😂 a forever fave
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I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
October 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I found a 19th century Cat Villain!
Strider exercising his super power: inhaling celery 🤣 #GuineaPigs
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Strider exercising his super power: inhaling celery 🤣 #GuineaPigs
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September 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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From my former graduate student, Alex Helman, in this week’s issue of Science.
Unburden American science
Science is one of the greatest engines of health, prosperity, and security across the world. Yet, in the United States, the enterprise is now under tremendous stress from an array of pressures, includ...
www.science.org
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
From my former graduate student, Alex Helman, in this week’s issue of Science.
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Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts
September 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts
Min meeting Ciego (aka Mini-Min) for the first time. #GuineaPigs
August 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Min meeting Ciego (aka Mini-Min) for the first time. #GuineaPigs
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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M. Paul Murphy has been honored as a 2025-26 University Research Professor.
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
M. Paul Murphy: 2025-26 University Research Professor Q&A | UK Research
M. Paul Murphy, professor in the Department of Molecular and Cellular Biochemistry in the UK College of Medicine, has been honored as a 2025-26 University Research Professor.
research.uky.edu
July 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
M. Paul Murphy has been honored as a 2025-26 University Research Professor.
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
@mpmurphy.bsky.social has focused his recent research on how sleep and metabolism affect Alzheimer's disease, and how aging and poor sleep may be harmful to women.
Learn more: research.uky.edu/news/m-paul-...
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ANY CAT OWNER: this cat is enjoying being petted and would never bite me. (five seconds later) by talos this can't be happening
July 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ANY CAT OWNER: this cat is enjoying being petted and would never bite me. (five seconds later) by talos this can't be happening
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There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens
July 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens