Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
Does not own enough playing cards.
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Refusing to come to terms with being 51.
Not inclined to show Epic Games my passport just so I can see DMs
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Refusing to come to terms with being 51.
Not inclined to show Epic Games my passport just so I can see DMs
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Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
· Jul 20
It has almost entirely been airbrushed from history, but the fact is Elizabeth I was half-Dalek
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John Fetterman is a feckless coward and West Streeting can get in the sea
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
John Fetterman is a feckless coward and West Streeting can get in the sea
@notmoro.bsky.social you're quite nearby, what opinions should I be checking with you today
instead of checking the polls for opinions you should just ask some nearby Poles
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
@notmoro.bsky.social you're quite nearby, what opinions should I be checking with you today
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The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
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Goodness me: nearly two hours of Vic Reeves Big Night Out at the Albany Empire, April 1989. The TV series was still about a year away.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out - 30 April 1989
YouTube video by Peter Brooke Turner
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Goodness me: nearly two hours of Vic Reeves Big Night Out at the Albany Empire, April 1989. The TV series was still about a year away.
"Where's your fucking Poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Where's your fucking Poppy?"
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by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook
December 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook
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I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
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Is it illegal to wear a suit of armour in Parliament in your country?
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Is it illegal to wear a suit of armour in Parliament in your country?
This evening, I shall be mostly doing 90s comedy nostalgia
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This evening, I shall be mostly doing 90s comedy nostalgia
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COMING TOMORROW TO THE BROKEN VEIL CHANNEL
NEW EPISODE!
Discomfort Blanket is not a number. It is a free podcast.
(Well, a free podcast if you support the Broken Veil channel on Patreon for as little as a couple of quid a month...)
patreon.com/BrokenVeil
NEW EPISODE!
Discomfort Blanket is not a number. It is a free podcast.
(Well, a free podcast if you support the Broken Veil channel on Patreon for as little as a couple of quid a month...)
patreon.com/BrokenVeil
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
COMING TOMORROW TO THE BROKEN VEIL CHANNEL
NEW EPISODE!
Discomfort Blanket is not a number. It is a free podcast.
(Well, a free podcast if you support the Broken Veil channel on Patreon for as little as a couple of quid a month...)
patreon.com/BrokenVeil
NEW EPISODE!
Discomfort Blanket is not a number. It is a free podcast.
(Well, a free podcast if you support the Broken Veil channel on Patreon for as little as a couple of quid a month...)
patreon.com/BrokenVeil
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A NEW CHRISTMAS THING!
The Big Green Books Advent Calendar!
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading.
More info HERE
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
The Big Green Books Advent Calendar!
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading.
More info HERE
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A NEW CHRISTMAS THING!
The Big Green Books Advent Calendar!
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading.
More info HERE
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
The Big Green Books Advent Calendar!
Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.
Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.
The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading.
More info HERE
www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...
How does he always *know* when it's no longer stuck in my head
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How does he always *know* when it's no longer stuck in my head
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Phew, I made something in time for Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Phew, I made something in time for Halloween!
"Create works so great that they will induce despair in the mighty. Your time starts now."
"Nobody's just going to chuck a couple of giant legs up in the desert and call it job done, are they?"
"Definitely not, Greg. First up - let's see how Ozymandias got on."
"Nobody's just going to chuck a couple of giant legs up in the desert and call it job done, are they?"
"Definitely not, Greg. First up - let's see how Ozymandias got on."
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Create works so great that they will induce despair in the mighty. Your time starts now."
"Nobody's just going to chuck a couple of giant legs up in the desert and call it job done, are they?"
"Definitely not, Greg. First up - let's see how Ozymandias got on."
"Nobody's just going to chuck a couple of giant legs up in the desert and call it job done, are they?"
"Definitely not, Greg. First up - let's see how Ozymandias got on."
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
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Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek
October 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek
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Five on a Highlands Adventure
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Five on a Highlands Adventure
"How am I going to strangle you if you're all the way up there?"
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"How am I going to strangle you if you're all the way up there?"
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whomst amongst us
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
whomst amongst us
If you're wandering around old graveyards it's tombscrolling
If you're looking at witches it's Broomscrolling
If you're staring intently at the grass on a Welsh mountain looking for a specific type of fungi in late autumn it's shroomscrolling.
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you're wandering around old graveyards it's tombscrolling
A rival to @guardianforeheads.bagpuss.org emerges!
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A rival to @guardianforeheads.bagpuss.org emerges!