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Yeag

December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM

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Solomon

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social

A memoir at 32 is just egregious… you ain’t did nothing but sleep with old men

Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social · 6h

Olivia . . . you didn't have to put this anecdote in your memoir. You could have just taken that L and kept it moving. You already have more than enough Ls to fill up one volume.

December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM

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Coach Finstock

@coachfinstock.bsky.social

This is no different than Trump saying Chuck Schumer isn't Jewish anymore, fuck off Hillary

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 8h

Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”

December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM

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Solomon

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social

#GivingTuesday

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 4d

For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...

December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM

Wacktose Intolerant

@mrpeabodybruh.bsky.social

Good cause that shit also stayed trying to have an additional free space the size of the bloated install for small ass patches and erroring for many players

The Verge @theverge.com · 9h

Helldivers 2’s new ‘slim’ version saves 131GB of space on your drive

Helldivers 2 is downsizing

buff.ly

December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM

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Bring a Trailer

@bringatrailer.bsky.social

Mighty Dyna 💥

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1991-toyota-dyna-tri-cab/

December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM

Wacktose Intolerant

@mrpeabodybruh.bsky.social

AYO

Redwall Feasts Bot @redwallfeasts.bsky.social · 9h

The centerpiece was a massive moist beechnut sponge, decorated with honey-preserved rose petals and surrounded by trifles of various colors—bright red-current, green gooseberry, pale pink rose, and delicate woodland violet.

December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM

Wacktose Intolerant

@mrpeabodybruh.bsky.social

WHAT
THE
FUCK

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10h

Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean

December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM

Wacktose Intolerant

@mrpeabodybruh.bsky.social

What
The
Fuck

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10h

Noem: You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane—you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.

December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM

Wacktose Intolerant

@mrpeabodybruh.bsky.social

If anyone is looking for horrible RPG elements for dialogue/story progression...

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h

A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":

Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry
By Olivia Nuzzi

Your agent texts you, unprompted and with no elaboration, “I love you.” Monica Lewinsky reaches out to check on your mental health.

Frank Rich encourages you to send your book to Fran Lebowitz because “she is not online.”

The woman who realigns your chakras in Santa Monica sends word from her Scotland retreat that she is available for an emergency remote chakra realignment session anytime.

An architect of the Iraq War says he’s “been through several things like this but “nothing quite as bad as this.”

Your other agent calls to tell you she’s lost three clients “over this.”

It seems a positive development when Tina Brown describes your “pretentious” book as “Ezra Pound meets Barbie.”

Your colorist who maintains the Barbie aspect refuses to charge you because you “seem so scared” when you arrive to see her in Beverly Hills.

A paparazzo attempting once again to convince you that your privacy depe somehow on allowing him to violate your privacy adds an ominous kicker this overture: “This never ends.”

87 percent of respondents to a survey say they believe you are a CIA operative

Wistfully, you recall kinder public outrages in which there were what seem retrospect merely halfhearted threats of rape or calls to hang you for sedition

Monica Lewinsky checks in again. The crisis PR experts are in crisis.

You consider falsifying email correspondence between yourself and Jeffrey Epstein in order to improve your press coverage.

You spend several hours reading about plummeting literacy rates and this soothes you.

You spend several more hours thinking about Monica Lewinsky and her irrepressible kindness and grace.

You find inventive ways to work the plummeting literacy rates into conversation.

When a turtle arrives in your driveway in the afternoon you imbue his visit with meaning.

You forget what day your book is being released.

Sally Quinn tells you to take Ambien.

Danielle Frum tells you to take Valium.

Mitchell Jackson tells you to check into rehab.

Caitlin Flanagan tells you to remember God loves you.

Maureen Dowd tells you, “At least you’re still young and beautiful!” A famous self help author tells you to perform an act of witchcraft. You feed the turtle papaya from Erewhon.

Many people use the phrase “self care” when addressing you.

Multiple people suggest you “pivot to screenwriting.”

Various people volunteer various actresses who should play you in a movie.

Someone cautions that the demographics of the crowd at the New Beverly to see Goodfellas on 35mm may conflict with your efforts to lay low.

You are making efforts to lay low.

You remember the Paparazzo’s warning, “This never ends,” and decide he perhaps meant it wryly.

You are surprised to realize your book is being released today. Monica Lewinsky checks in again.

December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM

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Susan B. Shoppin for the holidays 🎁

@checarina.bsky.social

got inspired

"Punish the Villains" in hand-drawn block letters

December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing

@maxkriegervg.bsky.social

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

an ad for a slushy drink that reads

THE
BLUE THING IS
BACK!

December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM

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Marisa Kabas

@marisakabas.bsky.social

two people can be assholes in one situation, hope this helps

December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM

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Meg Elison

@megelison.bsky.social

Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15h

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM