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The bROM, The Phils and acting the general tit
England batting first, so what ya reckon? Australia 300-2 at the close of day?
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Looking bit twitchy for Carlos.

Valencia CF wishes to express its understanding of frustration felt by our fans regarding the team's recent results. However, the Club deeply regrets the incident that occurred upon the team's arrival at the airport,one of the windows of the official bus was broken.
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Just watched 'Train Dreams' On Netflix. Bleak for large parts of it and slow paced, but I liked it

www.imdb.com/title/tt2976...
Train Dreams (2025) ⭐ 7.5 | Drama
1h 42m | PG-13
www.imdb.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Next stop on the War Tour:

Trump to Fox: “Claudia Sheinbaum is a good woman, but the cartels are running Mexico.

“She’s not running Mexico — the cartels are running Mexico.

“Something’s going to have to be done with Mexico.”
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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your mam's not enjoying the football
January 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Bloody hell. How shit must West Ham be
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Cracking goal for Celtic, that
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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Support our public libraries! They do all sorts of good things.
For 175 years, public libraries, despite often steeply declining Govt support, have served the educational, information and entertainment needs of the general public. Staffed by a committed national family of workers determined to transform the life chances of some 7.3mill people.Oh, and it's free.
So,as a little thought-experiment, tell me something about the United Kingdom that works well and is actually quite impressive. I am not trying to sound like some boosterish politician. I just genuinely believe that making people believe that all is lost is a convenient pretext for shady characters.
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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“and in other news, President Trump has ordered the bombing of Venezuela”

“Caracas?”

“not according to his doctors”
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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This is the first time in history that a County Clare hotelier has kidnapped the leader of another country
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
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This is the first time in history that the holder of the FIFA Peace prize has captured the leader of a sovereign nation.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I see the FIFA peace prize winner has piled in to protect all that lovely oil from the Venezuelan people.
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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'Don't forget that I'm enabling nonces, too!' says Zuckerberg.
Smart glasses such as Meta’s Ray-Bans that enable users to record video in public are a “real threat to women’s everyday lives”, an expert has said
Meta smart glasses pose a threat to women, campaigners say
www.thetimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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VAR will want a look at that.
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Yes, we ARE aware that a time portal has opened on Gladys Road. Several cats have already entered the portal and travelled 5 seconds into the future. This has resulted in two of the same cat occupying the same temporal space... a 'Time Puradox' if you will....
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
2025 'The year from Space' on ch4, blimey it brings home how bleak the year has been
January 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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This just in: calculator has apologized for saying BOOBS
“Upside down calculator says ‘BOOBS’”
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Oh great. Another episode with exactly the same fucking songs on as the last one
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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It would be good for 20-30 countries to pursue this in the next few weeks
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Christ on a bike, there is some shit on this episode of the pOpS
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM