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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 3h

Gene's mind would be shattered

Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 13h

Piece of piss, mate

Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 1d

W. O. W.

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

yuurrss

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

a man with a beard and curly hair says juiced on the screen

ALT: a man with a beard and curly hair says juiced on the screen

media.tenor.com

Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

(Dusts down the Bullworker)

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

Donny don't pay VAT. It's ten thousand Donny Dollars or nothing

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

Ten grand do ya?

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

Wise words indeed

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 14h

This looks how it would if he'd asked me to do the rennovations. Looks like a fucking plane has crashed into it. Amateur hour

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 22h

You need to see this…

Just so we’re all clear on the gravity and historical significance of what Trump has done to the East Wing of the People’s House.

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h

Ypou monster

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h

He's letting them have 15 minutes looking at the foreword

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h

As I say, it's not right and it shouldn't happen, and I get what you are saying

Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h

Those pesky Louvre burglars have got it right in for you

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h

Keep em peeled indeed

Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 19h

I'm not even on it 😁

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 19h

I read it on your Facebook

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 1d

This story on Bbc Breakfast about the Rozzers cracking down on phone snatching in that there London. Yes it shouldn't happen but it does so stop walking around gawping at tour fucking phone.
If you have to use it have some awareness eh. Don't make it easy for em

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

When Trump announced 4 days ago randomly that India agreed to stop buying Russia oil, I was surprised because Russia is their largest supplier, we are still in a trade war with India, and their govt has said nothing about it. Turns out he just lied and made it up. Shocker.

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Julie Carpenter, PhD @jgcarpenter.com · 2d

So you’re telling me there’s a stolen crown floating around. If only I could think of a criminal who likes crowns.

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 1d

If you insist on using that term, then this I agree with totally

a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .

ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .

media.tenor.com

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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 2d

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Denise C.
@SpudBenBean
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A woman who rang ABC Sydney radio said she found out about the Optus outage from her cat.

The cat has an automatic wi-fi feeder (connected to Optus) & when breakfast wasn't delivered at 6:10 am, the cat went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2d

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him:
...l ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew
-- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house."

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 3d

Dutch intelligence suspends sharing arrangements with the US after concluding that high level intel was routinely being shared by the White House with their friends in the Kremlin. www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/n...

Nederlandse diensten delen minder informatie met de VS: ‘Soms vertellen we dingen niet meer’

Het aantal dreigingen dat op Nederland afkomt is groot, zien de hoofden van de AIVD en de MIVD elke dag: niet alleen Russische agressie, maar ook de opmars van China als digitale macht en binnenlands ...

www.volkskrant.nl

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 2d

WE JUST WANT ARE PUNCHUPS BAK!

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 2d

Some good old 80s style Jenrick rough and tumble style family fun

Humblegentssocialclub.com @humblegents.bsky.social · 2d

Better view of yesterday's bovva

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