Muellercleez
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Has Bo Bichette re-signed yet?
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Has Bo Bichette re-signed yet?
what a perfect summation.
it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
what a perfect summation.
Are you people sick of winning yet?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Are you people sick of winning yet?
Benoit skates into the corner, then takes a 0% xG shot. Send this fucking guy out to pasture
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Benoit skates into the corner, then takes a 0% xG shot. Send this fucking guy out to pasture
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Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Voted three times for Mamdani from Atlanta, feels good to help
Now having about a day to digest that Game 7 loss, I'm not sure the baseball gods - working a thousand years in a lab - could design a more heartbreaking sequence of innings & events to end up losing on.
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Now having about a day to digest that Game 7 loss, I'm not sure the baseball gods - working a thousand years in a lab - could design a more heartbreaking sequence of innings & events to end up losing on.
Adding all these factors up, it's frankly insane that the Jays are even in the World Series, let alone have 2 shots to win the thing
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Adding all these factors up, it's frankly insane that the Jays are even in the World Series, let alone have 2 shots to win the thing
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Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/
The time he turned the other way and left Kyle Beach on an island.
The time he allowed his teammates to verbally harrass Beach during practice about the abuse he was suffering.
Oh right but he was just a 22 year-old *kid* or whatever he was.
The time he allowed his teammates to verbally harrass Beach during practice about the abuse he was suffering.
Oh right but he was just a 22 year-old *kid* or whatever he was.
The time he broke Freddie Andersen. The time he fought Joe Thornton. The time he kickstarted 17 Seconds. The time he danced through the snow at Soldier Field.
Here are Jonathan Toews' 15 most memorable, career-defining Blackhawks moments:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
Here are Jonathan Toews' 15 most memorable, career-defining Blackhawks moments:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
Jonathan Toews’ best Blackhawks moments: ‘17 Seconds’ and other career-defining memories
No matter what happens in Winnipeg, Toews will always be a Blackhawk. Here are his top moments — highs, lows, fights and more – in Chicago.
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The time he turned the other way and left Kyle Beach on an island.
The time he allowed his teammates to verbally harrass Beach during practice about the abuse he was suffering.
Oh right but he was just a 22 year-old *kid* or whatever he was.
The time he allowed his teammates to verbally harrass Beach during practice about the abuse he was suffering.
Oh right but he was just a 22 year-old *kid* or whatever he was.
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TREY YESAVAGE
12 strikeouts
No walks
That’s the most strikeouts by a pitcher in a World Series game with no walks
12 strikeouts
No walks
That’s the most strikeouts by a pitcher in a World Series game with no walks
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
TREY YESAVAGE
12 strikeouts
No walks
That’s the most strikeouts by a pitcher in a World Series game with no walks
12 strikeouts
No walks
That’s the most strikeouts by a pitcher in a World Series game with no walks
There's an easy solution here: don't focus on them that much. We know they aren't doing anything with this GM, this coach, and this roster. The numbers align pretty well with the eyetest. They're miserable to watch. So why worry, we know the answer already
No matter what happens with this amazing, lovable Jays team, shifting focus back to this fucking rancid Leafs era is gonna be about as much fun as watching your grandparents fuck.
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There's an easy solution here: don't focus on them that much. We know they aren't doing anything with this GM, this coach, and this roster. The numbers align pretty well with the eyetest. They're miserable to watch. So why worry, we know the answer already
Louvre
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Louvre
Watching on the west coast on delay.
The Toronto Blue Jays!
The Toronto Blue Jays!
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Watching on the west coast on delay.
The Toronto Blue Jays!
The Toronto Blue Jays!
OEL got absolutely saved there. Awful giveaway
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
OEL got absolutely saved there. Awful giveaway
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Starting a Jays bortpost thread.
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Starting a Jays bortpost thread.
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@nomansbsky.bsky.social
Sean, your & Hello Games' continued support of NMS is incredible. At this point it is far and away better than was originally teased and promised.
Thank you!
Sean, your & Hello Games' continued support of NMS is incredible. At this point it is far and away better than was originally teased and promised.
Thank you!
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
@nomansbsky.bsky.social
Sean, your & Hello Games' continued support of NMS is incredible. At this point it is far and away better than was originally teased and promised.
Thank you!
Sean, your & Hello Games' continued support of NMS is incredible. At this point it is far and away better than was originally teased and promised.
Thank you!
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Pipe this into the living rooms of all the fans who booed Springer being able to stand and walk off the field under his own power after this guy nearly broke his knee ... and then play it on repeat.
#TORvsSEA #BlueJays
#TORvsSEA #BlueJays
Someone in the Mariners clubhouse let out a loud scream in frustration
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Someone in the Mariners clubhouse let out a loud scream in frustration
October 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Someone in the Mariners clubhouse let out a loud scream in frustration
Hook this right in my fucking veins!
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Hook this right in my fucking veins!
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MARINERS MARNERS
🤝
FAILING IN GAME 7
🤝
FAILING IN GAME 7
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MARINERS MARNERS
🤝
FAILING IN GAME 7
🤝
FAILING IN GAME 7
Literally Vlad what can you say. He signs to stay for likely the rest of his career, then immediately has an absolutely insane October. Biggest crunch games he delivered.
But Babcock was mean to you 10 years ago. But Lou wouldn't give you ELC bonuses. But you felt pressure from the fanbase. But
But Babcock was mean to you 10 years ago. But Lou wouldn't give you ELC bonuses. But you felt pressure from the fanbase. But
Here's a guy who embraced the pressure, stayed, and delivered.
Fuck you Mitch
Fuck you Mitch
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Literally Vlad what can you say. He signs to stay for likely the rest of his career, then immediately has an absolutely insane October. Biggest crunch games he delivered.
But Babcock was mean to you 10 years ago. But Lou wouldn't give you ELC bonuses. But you felt pressure from the fanbase. But
But Babcock was mean to you 10 years ago. But Lou wouldn't give you ELC bonuses. But you felt pressure from the fanbase. But
Here's a guy who embraced the pressure, stayed, and delivered.
Fuck you Mitch
Fuck you Mitch
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Here's a guy who embraced the pressure, stayed, and delivered.
Fuck you Mitch
Fuck you Mitch
I'm not sure which of these top-5 moments to bump in favour of Springer's bomb.
Can't be 1 or 2.
Can't be 1 or 2.
1. Carter 93 WS walkoff (obvs)
2. Alomar homer off Eckersley in 92 ALCS. It proved to the team they could beat that A's team.
3. Stieb no-hitter. After all those near-misses.
4. Sprague homer Game 1 of the 92 WS
5. Joey Bats Game 5 bomb vs Texas
2. Alomar homer off Eckersley in 92 ALCS. It proved to the team they could beat that A's team.
3. Stieb no-hitter. After all those near-misses.
4. Sprague homer Game 1 of the 92 WS
5. Joey Bats Game 5 bomb vs Texas
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm not sure which of these top-5 moments to bump in favour of Springer's bomb.
Can't be 1 or 2.
Can't be 1 or 2.