Cannonball Adderall
@murcoil.bsky.social
only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs, and one tongue
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The difference between a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant is the difference between a $20 bill and a napkin that a fascist wrote "twenty dollars" on.
February 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The difference between a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant is the difference between a $20 bill and a napkin that a fascist wrote "twenty dollars" on.
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Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off
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Mom can you come pick me up? They’re slut-shaming the radioactive hybrid terror pigs
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Mom can you come pick me up? They’re slut-shaming the radioactive hybrid terror pigs
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I'm late to the @sarahjeong.bsky.social Portland tear gassing children article, but had to highlight this outstanding demonstration of journalistic ethics. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...
![Screenshot from the linked article, with the text:
Mitch Green’s segment of the march had just turned a corner into a street flanked by high-rise buildings. “It all just really billowed down that canyon,” he said. [Disclosure: Prior to his election, the author was Councilor Green’s DM in a Dungeons & Dragons campaign.] Green’s immediate instinct was to turn and walk into the gas to help others.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:d2wz6i5xyuqyb6hfqvdwbflm/bafkreigclfwtyk7nyla45n757lnawrhrci26voonzzugk6j2yhssx5u52m@jpeg)
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm late to the @sarahjeong.bsky.social Portland tear gassing children article, but had to highlight this outstanding demonstration of journalistic ethics. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...
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6. "My Pagan stoner-psych concept LP 'Brutalist Dystopia Doomchurch' was a massive commercial and critical flop but at least everyone agreed the cover photo was fucking brilliant."
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
6. "My Pagan stoner-psych concept LP 'Brutalist Dystopia Doomchurch' was a massive commercial and critical flop but at least everyone agreed the cover photo was fucking brilliant."
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Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
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Chicago's Smart Streets cameras began issuing new fine types for expired meters and parking in bus stops in late October. New cameras have come into rotation as well, to limited use.
Low impact to daily fines issued so far, and a majority of tickets are still warnings.
Low impact to daily fines issued so far, and a majority of tickets are still warnings.
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Chicago's Smart Streets cameras began issuing new fine types for expired meters and parking in bus stops in late October. New cameras have come into rotation as well, to limited use.
Low impact to daily fines issued so far, and a majority of tickets are still warnings.
Low impact to daily fines issued so far, and a majority of tickets are still warnings.
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Builder's tea is distinct from the authentic upper class British method of making tea, which is to microwave a bowl full of loose tea leaves for 10 minutes and then mix with rolled oats to produce a soupy porridge.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Builder's tea is distinct from the authentic upper class British method of making tea, which is to microwave a bowl full of loose tea leaves for 10 minutes and then mix with rolled oats to produce a soupy porridge.
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At church the other morning I was thinking about what it would be like if we were resurrected into eternal life and I think we could take shoegaze to new heights
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
At church the other morning I was thinking about what it would be like if we were resurrected into eternal life and I think we could take shoegaze to new heights
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for sale: birthing tub, never used
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
for sale: birthing tub, never used
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Now that they have actually litigated the legality of throwing sandwiches, we need someone to take one for the team and chuck a burger at someone so we can finally answer the question that has divided Western society for generations
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Now that they have actually litigated the legality of throwing sandwiches, we need someone to take one for the team and chuck a burger at someone so we can finally answer the question that has divided Western society for generations
Local paper followed up w/3 citizens picked up by ICE in #Evanston Friday. They drove them around in cuffs for hours looking for "a place that's not hot" with whistles, finally dropping at FBI office, who just released them--no charges, photos, prints. One got herself home on Metra without shoes.
Community members describe confrontation with federal agents - Evanston RoundTable
Evanston community clashes with federal immigration authorities after car crash. Residents detained, pepper spray used. Mayor demands review.
evanstonroundtable.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Local paper followed up w/3 citizens picked up by ICE in #Evanston Friday. They drove them around in cuffs for hours looking for "a place that's not hot" with whistles, finally dropping at FBI office, who just released them--no charges, photos, prints. One got herself home on Metra without shoes.
Going thru photos this morning I found a couple of clear shots of the ICE goons from Asbury/Oakton #Evanston yesterday. They were carrying bear spray and several folks reported being hit. IDs partially visible here.
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Going thru photos this morning I found a couple of clear shots of the ICE goons from Asbury/Oakton #Evanston yesterday. They were carrying bear spray and several folks reported being hit. IDs partially visible here.
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
Those damn profligate mice and blowflies
I was asked by @sciam.bsky.social to take down the new graphic on this piece until further rights were granted. Now all sorted so graph is back in "Pedal Power Remains Most Efficient Way To Travel, Confirms Scientific American": www.forbes.com/sites/carlto...
October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Those damn profligate mice and blowflies
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No Kings protest today at Fountain Square in Evanston, IL, taken from the Rotary Building by Jean Saunders -- Evanston showed up 👀
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No Kings protest today at Fountain Square in Evanston, IL, taken from the Rotary Building by Jean Saunders -- Evanston showed up 👀
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“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”
Explain these then:
Explain these then:
September 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”
Explain these then:
Explain these then:
Did anybody ever ask Graham Greene how he felt about his haircut in dances with wolves?
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Did anybody ever ask Graham Greene how he felt about his haircut in dances with wolves?
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*pounds table* FAT BEAR WEEK
One of America’s most loved competitions is nearing. Get ready to binge on bear cams.
Fat Bear Week will take place from Sept. 23 to 30, with contestants going beast mode on the millions of sockeye salmon that run from Bristol Bay down the Brooks River.
Fat Bear Week will take place from Sept. 23 to 30, with contestants going beast mode on the millions of sockeye salmon that run from Bristol Bay down the Brooks River.
Fat Bear Week is coming. Prepare to binge on bear cams.
Find out where to vote and how to watch your favorite bears of Katmai National Park and Preserve during Fat Bear Week 2025.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
*pounds table* FAT BEAR WEEK
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I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
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Report: Donald Trump “is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”
August 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Report: Donald Trump “is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”
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standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
Making the move from nasal pillow to full-face to honor Lord Morpheus.
August 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Making the move from nasal pillow to full-face to honor Lord Morpheus.
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding