MurderousCabbage
@murderouscabbage.bsky.social
An American on their final straw.
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Please just call me Cabbage.
I am begging you.
I am begging you.
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the wall street journal posted this literally 22 minutes into 2026 lmao. the ruling class is so desperate for this man to fail and for all his ideals to be beaten down into the dirt
As Zohran Mamdani became the mayor of New York City at a small ceremony shortly after midnight Thursday, the clock started ticking on his pledges to make the city more affordable.
Mamdani Takes Office and Must Now Try to Deliver on His Boldest Promises
The clock is ticking on the new mayor’s pledges to make New York City more affordable, including expanded child care and free buses.
on.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the wall street journal posted this literally 22 minutes into 2026 lmao. the ruling class is so desperate for this man to fail and for all his ideals to be beaten down into the dirt
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national geographic spread
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
national geographic spread
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sorry for posting 1000 times today. I started a new medicine and it put me in an absolute fugue state all day yesterday so i have a lot of catching up to do
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
sorry for posting 1000 times today. I started a new medicine and it put me in an absolute fugue state all day yesterday so i have a lot of catching up to do
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sorry but imagine riding for the wall street journal in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
sorry but imagine riding for the wall street journal in 2026
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"some people are doing these things" and it's the dumbest shit you can imagine. oh they're on the street in support of genocide and trying to elect centrists huh. i'm truly shocked
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"some people are doing these things" and it's the dumbest shit you can imagine. oh they're on the street in support of genocide and trying to elect centrists huh. i'm truly shocked
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this framing is so fucking funny lol. wow you mean some people didn't vote for the guy who won? is this the first time this has ever happened in history
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
this framing is so fucking funny lol. wow you mean some people didn't vote for the guy who won? is this the first time this has ever happened in history
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what on gods earth
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
what on gods earth
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Imagine a guy whose claim to fame was making posts like this
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Imagine a guy whose claim to fame was making posts like this
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What is a Ragnarok Lobster?
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
What is a Ragnarok Lobster?
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This blocklist remains undefeated
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This blocklist remains undefeated
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Jew here… I am absolutely dismissing concerns from Jewish New Yorkers about Mamdani as pure, uncut Islamophobia. Hope that helps the dude in your mentions.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Jew here… I am absolutely dismissing concerns from Jewish New Yorkers about Mamdani as pure, uncut Islamophobia. Hope that helps the dude in your mentions.
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listen up sweatie the boys are talking about hamas right now, run along and do whatever it is you ladies do
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
listen up sweatie the boys are talking about hamas right now, run along and do whatever it is you ladies do
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POV: you are a woman online and a guy is mad at you
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
POV: you are a woman online and a guy is mad at you
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*Rama, my apologies. I am very high atm.
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
*Rama, my apologies. I am very high atm.
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I am sending every bit of my love and support to Rawa Duwaji, who is almost certainly about to receive the Michelle Obama treatment of being compared to Jackie O in thinkpieces asking if she is "elegant" or "classy" enough to be first lady
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and Rawa Duwaji on Inauguration Day, January 1, 2035, NYC City Hall!
More pictures coming soon - I took a bunch and everyone was beautiful!
Happy New Year, friends. We're gonna win.
More pictures coming soon - I took a bunch and everyone was beautiful!
Happy New Year, friends. We're gonna win.
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I am sending every bit of my love and support to Rawa Duwaji, who is almost certainly about to receive the Michelle Obama treatment of being compared to Jackie O in thinkpieces asking if she is "elegant" or "classy" enough to be first lady
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like, well into this metastatic journey, he did finally trial testosterone blockers (where he notably felt better for a bit). then he whined on twitter to get the president to help him skip the line for an experimental treatment. this is more of a "welp, ya made your own bed here dipshit"
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
like, well into this metastatic journey, he did finally trial testosterone blockers (where he notably felt better for a bit). then he whined on twitter to get the president to help him skip the line for an experimental treatment. this is more of a "welp, ya made your own bed here dipshit"
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mmmk i'll clear something up here: scott adams is a piece of shit (we all agree here) and chose to not listen to initial oncology recommendations while trying to cure his cancer with horse dewormer. had he actually worked with real doctors sooner, likely would've had the hormone therapy earlier.
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
mmmk i'll clear something up here: scott adams is a piece of shit (we all agree here) and chose to not listen to initial oncology recommendations while trying to cure his cancer with horse dewormer. had he actually worked with real doctors sooner, likely would've had the hormone therapy earlier.
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update: the couch company has emailed me to say they'd "love to hear my thoughts".... i don't think you would lmao
the couch is supposed to be delivered tonight and if it doesn't show up i'm going to go fucking insane
lol the couch company emailed me to say we owe them $125 because WE missed the delivery. bitch you better be joking
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
update: the couch company has emailed me to say they'd "love to hear my thoughts".... i don't think you would lmao
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Enjoy things as an individual, build things as a community.
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Enjoy things as an individual, build things as a community.
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My tinfoil hat theory is that individualism is pushed so hard as a form of indirect union busting
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
My tinfoil hat theory is that individualism is pushed so hard as a form of indirect union busting