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He/him. The Internet was a mistake.

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Gonna pin @mommunism.bsky.social's resources for Gazans in English and Arabic to my profile for right now, because I seem to get 5-10 new Gazan followers every day right now. Hopefully y'all see this and get introduced to Molly and how to use Bluesky well!

bsky.app/profile/momm...
حسابات من غزة
معلومات بلوسكاي

Accounts from Gaza Bluesky Information

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Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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zoooop
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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It’s really funny that Gandalf says “DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS” in the middle of demonstrably conjuring a cheap trick
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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You guys may not know I am named after a cat
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This is narcissism masquerading as philosophy — the technophile elite are not recognizing a new soul in AI, they're falling in love with their creation, staring at their own reflection in a digital pool.

It is the ultimate in solipsism and has its roots in a pathological fear and denial of death.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I can’t believe I have to worry about journalism funding and these people don’t.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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i’m feeling snacky
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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what i'm learning here is that the british courts have set a precedent that so long as you replace the phone, you can snatch and smash up the property of a person who is particularly annoying to you and it won't be considered harassment. you can also use the internet to stalk teenagers in the uk.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Worlds biggest rocking chair
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sigh
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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new rule nobody is allowed to diagnose anyone with any psychological conditions in bsky replies anymore
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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WTF DO YOU MEAN THE SHAMWOW GUY BECAME A RIGHT WING GRIFTER, AND IS NOW RUNNING FOR TEXAS CONGRESS, AND LITERALLY MADE A VIDEO PROMOTING HIS RUN TALKING ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD CHECK KIDS GENITALS!?
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Not downloading apps and instead logging in in a browser is actually a great way to break your attachment to social media via your phone
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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the binary trans urge to see nonbinary self expression and go "oh sis looks like someone is having a mental health whoopsie😔its okay we all struggle sometimes, please just have this out where it doesnt harm anyone🥰"
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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also if you see me call myself a boy and try to bring out "this might drive a hypothetical trans woman into depression so its your responsibility to stop" im muting you forever lmfao
since this is apparently a point of contention: i am nonbinary. one of the things i am is a boy. i will occasionally acknowledge this fact in writing. if this is unacceptable to you or harms you to the point of dysphoric spiral i suggest you block me
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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IMO you just do not need to be speculating about strangers’ sex lives. Ever. At all!
Having a larger account public career when you’re a minority doesn’t give white people of any gender or sexuality to make up weird bullshit about you
ya know, maybe, just maybe, a trans person would have different reasons for deleting a post that a big account was dunking on. like a thread with no likes by a 300 follower account deserves to have their name blasted? for what, being weirdly parasocial? love a lil social murder in the morning
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM