Special Agent Dale Cooper Flagg
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#rstats #NBASky | Born & raised in Maine, live in Chicago | Chicago Bulls and Sky partisan, unfortunately | Box score production chauvinist | Member of the Church of Kirilenkology 🏀| Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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Feels like the rare instance where COY is pretty clear and it's Joe Mazz
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Feels like the rare instance where COY is pretty clear and it's Joe Mazz
Updated projections
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Updated projections
It would be hilarious if Jaylen won MVP before Tatum could do it
Jaylen Brown has to be in the MVP conversation. Hard to argue many guys have been more valuable than Brown has this season, given what the Celtics situation has been.
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
It would be hilarious if Jaylen won MVP before Tatum could do it
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Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
Nw fw Sorcerer (1977)
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Nw fw Sorcerer (1977)
Went to the IMAX 3D to see the new Avatar. Big Jim did it again
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Went to the IMAX 3D to see the new Avatar. Big Jim did it again
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This looks like a storefront that sells kratom and bootleg dick pills.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This looks like a storefront that sells kratom and bootleg dick pills.
stupid fuck ass property management company turned my ability to pay my rent online and my automatic payments off literally today for seemingly no reason? only thing I can think of is that I didn't sign the new lease that's for post march 31, 2026 -- but like I still live here for the next 3 months!
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
stupid fuck ass property management company turned my ability to pay my rent online and my automatic payments off literally today for seemingly no reason? only thing I can think of is that I didn't sign the new lease that's for post march 31, 2026 -- but like I still live here for the next 3 months!
Happy New Year friends!
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Happy New Year friends!
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
Don’t let the bastards grind you down
so TK is just going with the Mox as babyface head of a heel stable thing with the Death Riders?
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
so TK is just going with the Mox as babyface head of a heel stable thing with the Death Riders?
pedocon theory undefeated
i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
pedocon theory undefeated
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Every single aspect of this is beyond disturbing, but they are literally broadcasting the intent to commit ethnic cleansing.
This is evidence for The Hague.
This is evidence for The Hague.
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Every single aspect of this is beyond disturbing, but they are literally broadcasting the intent to commit ethnic cleansing.
This is evidence for The Hague.
This is evidence for The Hague.
So the other site’s built in AI was being used to sexually assault basically any woman who posted a photo anywhere on the internet via users requesting it to take their clothes off and repost the photo. 2025 was ass. Hopefully 2026 is better somehow.
a sign that says do n't count on it is on a record
ALT: a sign that says do n't count on it is on a record
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So the other site’s built in AI was being used to sexually assault basically any woman who posted a photo anywhere on the internet via users requesting it to take their clothes off and repost the photo. 2025 was ass. Hopefully 2026 is better somehow.
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If you start “Melancholia” by Lars Von Trier at exactly 11:55:11pm on New Year’s Eve, the planet crashes into the Earth at exactly midnight. Kick off 2026 the way it’s meant to be.
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If you start “Melancholia” by Lars Von Trier at exactly 11:55:11pm on New Year’s Eve, the planet crashes into the Earth at exactly midnight. Kick off 2026 the way it’s meant to be.
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I hope the people pushing this daycare story die.
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hope the people pushing this daycare story die.
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Death Cab were really cooking when they wrote “so this is the new year/ and I don’t feel any different”
December 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Death Cab were really cooking when they wrote “so this is the new year/ and I don’t feel any different”
just got my new work laptop and it's a DELL!
a man and a woman on a golf course with the words this is my nightmare written on the screen
ALT: a man and a woman on a golf course with the words this is my nightmare written on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
just got my new work laptop and it's a DELL!
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Good job, every major US media outlet! By uncritically parroting the narrative of a lying MAGA streamer, there are now hate crimes being committed against daycares that cater to the Somali community!
Fantastic job!
www.startribune.com/police-inves...
Fantastic job!
www.startribune.com/police-inves...
Police investigating overnight burglary of Somali day care in south Minneapolis
The break-in comes in the aftermath of a viral video alleging fraud by several Somali child care centers.
www.startribune.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Good job, every major US media outlet! By uncritically parroting the narrative of a lying MAGA streamer, there are now hate crimes being committed against daycares that cater to the Somali community!
Fantastic job!
www.startribune.com/police-inves...
Fantastic job!
www.startribune.com/police-inves...
I’ve known this on some level for the last 20 or so years but has that stopped me from repeatedly allowing myself to get insanely mad at someone online? lol lmao of course not
Nothing will change for the better if you make a snarky, cutting one-line reply to some idiot bothering you. It just won't.
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I’ve known this on some level for the last 20 or so years but has that stopped me from repeatedly allowing myself to get insanely mad at someone online? lol lmao of course not
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A tally of the damage www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/o...
Opinion | This Is the Damage Kennedy Has Done in Less Than a Year
www.nytimes.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A tally of the damage www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/o...
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At least two more displaced Palestinian children have been killed in the latest winter storm as Israel continues to block shelter aid.
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
At least two more displaced Palestinian children have been killed in the latest winter storm as Israel continues to block shelter aid.
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So he's anti labor, anti homeless, anti trans, and pro billionaire? Have fun losing the next election, dumbass.
By the way, Gavin Newsom is apparently raising money to fight AGAINST the billionaire tax. So thoughtful of him to come to their aid at this particular time in history,
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
So he's anti labor, anti homeless, anti trans, and pro billionaire? Have fun losing the next election, dumbass.
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Mo Bamba has agreed to sign a one-year deal with the Toronto Raptors, Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports and Greer Love tell ESPN. Bamba averaged 16.5 points and 12 rebounds in G League Salt Lake City and now brings needed size to Raptors frontcourt for his eighth NBA season.
December 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.