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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 21h

The clip choice for TMR is killing me

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 1d

Alas, somebodye took the German holidaye fruit breade. It was stollen!

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 7h

It is the deepest of bummers to listen to John Smoltz broadcast a baseball game. He hates the game so intensely it almost makes *me* hate it!

Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 1d

He sets the lowest bar because no broadcaster radiates contempt for today’s game or his audience like Smoltz

Andrea @adfrts.bsky.social · 1d

I agree, with the caveat that that’s more of a testament to just how bad Smoltz is

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Bridget! | #ENVtuber @brisskitty.bsky.social · 6h

Talking with Cynthia about it and I kinda need KH4 to have worlds that are like half fantastical like Star Wars and half worlds that just have him do normal high school things

Like he goes to high school with Peter Parker and Zac Efron for a week and realises how not normal his life is

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Dani @daniexists6.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.

the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")

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Bootleg Jones @bootlegjones64.bsky.social · 11h

Pannenkoek2012 and the rest of the talented people working on the A Button Challenge deserve a Nobel Prize in Mario

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11h

Two well-known voice clips from Super Mario Sunshine are Mario saying "Aren't I done yet?!" and "There's more?!" in an exasperated way, long presumed unused. However, there is actually a way to hear them in-game, as they have a chance to play when he enters a level at low health.

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Nell Gwyn @ne11gwyn.bsky.social · 15h

It boggles my mind they went with that when "Thie4" would not only have looked better but also been pronounced the same.

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Darkonius Mavakar @darkonius-mavakar.itch.io · 1d

Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 1d

snakes truly are unmatched in terms of symbolism btw. it rules. life, death, immortality, eternity, medicine, sex, temptation, evil, gluttony, hypnosis - we've got it all babes

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 1d

Eat the older leftovers first.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 8d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

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Neco-Tan @tannerofthenorth.bsky.social · 1d

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 1d

gerald robotnik presenting shadow to maria

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

Hey I tried to whip up a moral panic against you and now people are being mean to me. Can you please accept total responsibility for the behavior of a bunch of strangers and also admit it's your fault I'm being yelled at?

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Kallidora Rhosferatu 🩸 @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 1d

tetratto.com/@kallidorarho

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 1d

Lilithmon and her evil lady issues

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 1d

you know what fair

Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.

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Jay @envinyon.bsky.social · 1d

I think the whole "woah when did digimon get TITS" thing everytime digimon gets mainstream attention is a little tired but like lilithmon is really hot, so I can't really like begrudge it

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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, noes.

Oh, no.

Who could have predicted this would ever happen?

We did! Everybody did!

You know how I know? Because we said this.

Everybody said this.

404 Media @404media.co · 2d

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...

The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART

NPR @npr.org · 1d

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 1d

My monster catcher franchise is peak

Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 2d

Digimon grow up so fast🥹

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 1d

Bluesky is now advertising for an in-house lawyer. In my opinion, they need a comms person with fast phone-snatching hands far far more. They wouldn’t need the former quite as much if they had the latter

a raccoon is standing in front of a table with plates of food on it

ALT: a raccoon is standing in front of a table with plates of food on it

media.tenor.com

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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 3d

I never know what tone to take in marketing so please just do me a favour and decide if "Nemesis is a book about how human transcendence is an ideological stance" or "Nemesis is a book about what if Char didn't wear a bra" sounds more appealing to you loveconquersallgames.itch.io/star-sword-n...

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