Neil Doesn't Know
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Husband, dad, movie maker, tall
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
Re the iPhone Update: Thank you Apple. My favorite thing about looking for things is seeing everything I'm not looking for all at the same time
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Re the iPhone Update: Thank you Apple. My favorite thing about looking for things is seeing everything I'm not looking for all at the same time
Yall can never convince me of intelligent design when we need floss
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yall can never convince me of intelligent design when we need floss
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Jeffrey Kent? The reality show contestant?
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jeffrey Kent? The reality show contestant?
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Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Anyone who says “be normal” betrays that they have an implicit value system of who is considered normal and who is not, and when you have that, you will always value some people and traits over another. They will always replicate hierarchies of power in the long run.
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
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my Oscar speech would just be the first and last names of everyone who was mean to me in middle school
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
my Oscar speech would just be the first and last names of everyone who was mean to me in middle school
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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One of the biggest flexes I ever had was asking some junior financial analysts watching their phones on a bus if they needed $20. They said for what and I said headphones. They got so mad.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One of the biggest flexes I ever had was asking some junior financial analysts watching their phones on a bus if they needed $20. They said for what and I said headphones. They got so mad.
Absolutely baffled that streaming services haven’t realized that when I want to rewatch an episode I’ve already seen I don’t want to start in the middle of the end credits
Maybe quit pitching artificial intelligence and use some actual intelligence
Maybe quit pitching artificial intelligence and use some actual intelligence
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Absolutely baffled that streaming services haven’t realized that when I want to rewatch an episode I’ve already seen I don’t want to start in the middle of the end credits
Maybe quit pitching artificial intelligence and use some actual intelligence
Maybe quit pitching artificial intelligence and use some actual intelligence
I don’t like those who say “both sides are the same,” because it’s not true. One of the parties fights tooth and nail for what they want and the other party is the Democrats
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don’t like those who say “both sides are the same,” because it’s not true. One of the parties fights tooth and nail for what they want and the other party is the Democrats
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Ah, bedtime. The one time of day I’m not tired
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ah, bedtime. The one time of day I’m not tired
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
Has there ever been two separate outs at the plate in a World Series game ever? Let alone in the final innings??
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Has there ever been two separate outs at the plate in a World Series game ever? Let alone in the final innings??
I’m mostly mad about the fact that it was supposed to be my last time watching the horrid commercial breaks
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m mostly mad about the fact that it was supposed to be my last time watching the horrid commercial breaks
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How nice that the first time my kids saw footage of the Twin Towers on fire was thanks to a Cuomo ad during the World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
How nice that the first time my kids saw footage of the Twin Towers on fire was thanks to a Cuomo ad during the World Series.
John Smoltz is as if ChatGPT was a baseball commentator
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
John Smoltz is as if ChatGPT was a baseball commentator
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Roberts had a position player pitch most of the game for some reason, so I think this is on him.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Roberts had a position player pitch most of the game for some reason, so I think this is on him.
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so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
If you’re still watching the World Series after the Mariners were eliminated just know I’m quietly judging you
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you’re still watching the World Series after the Mariners were eliminated just know I’m quietly judging you
I’m sorry but if you give a shit about the White House I’d like to come to your house and give you a wedgie
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m sorry but if you give a shit about the White House I’d like to come to your house and give you a wedgie