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Careful With That Axe, Eugene Debs
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aloof weirdo. champagne socialist. genx. wabanaki land occupier.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't think I'll ever understand why Pink Floyd decided to go with the Roy Harper version of Have a Cigar. The version with Roger singing lead is actually better.
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Mike Vrabel > Bill Belichick
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A good metric for how much a recipe website sucks is number of pages or megabytes for a simple sugar recipe.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
New England has the same GDP, roughly, as The Netherlands. (1.4T to 1.5T USD in 2024). Why the fuck couldn’t we make it as our own country?
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
is there a liquor store on the peninsula? Where to Portland peninsula people get their liquor? I know it’s also a food desert but this is more important.
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I wonder why Pink Floyd chose this particular LA Sports Arena show for the 50th anniversary WYWH set? I feel like I've heard better bootlegs for some of these but maybe I'm misremembering.
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Re: 50th anniversary release of Wish You Were Here (came out today) - if you hadn't listened to, e.g., the Animals bootlegs and already knew this, I feel like the live stuff on Disc 3 sorta exonerates Roger of the idea that he can't play bass. He was quite serviceable live, at least in the 70s.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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HANANIA: Interesting study on racial differences in skull volume as it relates to workforce efficiency.
MUSK: Intriguing
CUBAN: Minorities are just as efficient as whites if you manage them right!
ANDREESSEN: Guys does my head look like a big giant egg
CALACANIS: No way
SACKS: Definitely not dude
April 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
has anyone looked into the weird accounts that show up in every graham planter related post to lecture everyone about the tattoo and military service? they seem to think we’ll use this newfound knowledge and instead vote for the status quo anti-indigenous anti-labor septuagenarian former prosecutor?
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Pre-authorizer, on the phone with Senator-patient:

"Sir, please upload the three competitive bids for your MRI."

"I'm having a stroke and need the imaging IMMEDIATELY"

"Sir, you voted for price shopping. This is your requirement.
Please upload three competitive bids for your MRI.
Good bye."
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Easy answer:

Because to them, “Retro” is anything more than 10 years old… and that’s basically the EXACT point where tech flipped from being something that solved problems to something that sold subscriptions.

Kids aren’t stupid. They see it.
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just got notified that the new FAFSA is available. Do we still have a Dept of Education?
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Phone updated to iOS 26 last night thanks I hate it. If I wanted my UI to look like this I would’ve gotten a circa 2009 HTC Incredible.
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Apparently it’s “we’ve updated our terms of service” season.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The Chrysler unit of measure is the whale.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The only time I experience racism is ordering Indian food when they say "how spicy, 1-5" and I say "5" and they say "five?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Christmas Covers By Decade

80’s: new wave band doing a throwback 50’s thing that ends up sounding exactly like Elvis Costello
90’s: RAPPIN’ Around the Christmas Tree
00’s: pop-punk band somehow makes Frosty sexual
10’s: Rudolph gets a Bassnectar drop
20’s: Jimmy Fallon (feat. Pepsi)
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
The Ken Burns PBS American Revolution thing is (unsurprisingly) quite good! I didn’t appreciate how much of a PITA Samuel Adams was.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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A raccoon goes on a drunken rampage in a closed Virginia liquor store, hitting the bottom shelf where the scotch and whisky were stored before smashing bottles and spilling alcohol everywhere before passing out on the floor.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
An employee at a Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
nbcnews.to
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Yes, it's really scummy to throw Adm. Bradley under the bus. But if he gave or followed an illegal order that resulted in the loss of human life, he belongs under the bus. Sec. Hegseth just belongs there with him.
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Depression sucks. I might have to restart the ket infusions. :(
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM