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Y’all. Is Obama in cryosleep with Hari Seldon or something?
July 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Y’all. Is Obama in cryosleep with Hari Seldon or something?
As a Chicagoan. I love watching this race and having my kids tell me I go faster than these guys in a minivan on those same streets.
July 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
As a Chicagoan. I love watching this race and having my kids tell me I go faster than these guys in a minivan on those same streets.
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The Mamdani Columbia story is an example of a microgenre where ethnic communities have had complex internal conversations about identity for generations and white people pratfall into them to go "what the fuck, why are you trying to trick me"
July 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Mamdani Columbia story is an example of a microgenre where ethnic communities have had complex internal conversations about identity for generations and white people pratfall into them to go "what the fuck, why are you trying to trick me"
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The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
You a Nick Digilio fan? His commentary whenever this happens is elite.
June 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You a Nick Digilio fan? His commentary whenever this happens is elite.
Thank You!!! I’ve been unable to find this. Probably because I couldn’t remember the year.
June 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Thank You!!! I’ve been unable to find this. Probably because I couldn’t remember the year.
I am so glad i didn’t hallucinate this memory. I’ve looked online for this clip for years and…nada
June 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I am so glad i didn’t hallucinate this memory. I’ve looked online for this clip for years and…nada
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in my city which is apparently in a state of extended military occupation due to extreme and widespread unrest a really kind sanitation worker saw me sitting out front with my kids and gave them free toy trash cans and we talked about recycling
June 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in my city which is apparently in a state of extended military occupation due to extreme and widespread unrest a really kind sanitation worker saw me sitting out front with my kids and gave them free toy trash cans and we talked about recycling
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
Man. I had a whole project in grad school about this.
Then they cut my funding.
Then they cut my funding.
June 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man. I had a whole project in grad school about this.
Then they cut my funding.
Then they cut my funding.
Wait. Why have I never seen PCA at Ridman’s. I need to go there even more often.
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wait. Why have I never seen PCA at Ridman’s. I need to go there even more often.
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To win reelection in 2029, Pope Leo needs to spend less time talking about poverty in Peru and more time focusing on the kitchen table issues that white working-class Catholics care about.
May 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
To win reelection in 2029, Pope Leo needs to spend less time talking about poverty in Peru and more time focusing on the kitchen table issues that white working-class Catholics care about.
May 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil. He’s just a smart dude who needed therapy.
-Tico
-Tico
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil. He’s just a smart dude who needed therapy.
-Tico
-Tico
They were working on a fan in my block. Great work done by some fine folks.
Wycombe Wanderers are raising funds for the South Central Ambulance Service and St. John's Ambulance following their life-saving efforts during the medical incident at our recent fixture.
We've also donated a signed shirt to the raffle.
To donate and enter, see below 👇
🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
We've also donated a signed shirt to the raffle.
To donate and enter, see below 👇
🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
🤝 With the generous support of sponsors Guerrilla Chicken, WhiffAway and Home Me Mortgages, we've teamed up with Wrexham to launch fundraising raffles for South Central Ambulance Service and St John Ambulance who came to the aid of a Wrexham supporter at last week's fixture at Adams Park.
March 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They were working on a fan in my block. Great work done by some fine folks.
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Pritzker: Trump is lying to you
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
March 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Pritzker: Trump is lying to you
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
Walz: I'm working things out with Canada
Newsom: Smoooooth right wing chat 😉
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”
“We’re halfway through the show, which means it's time for Kendrick Lamar to come out and call Drake a pedophile”
— Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars
— Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”
Tico and I were watching "Welcome to Wrexham" a few years ago and he said
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
February 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tico and I were watching "Welcome to Wrexham" a few years ago and he said
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
"Dad, you should totally do a class on the difference between US and UK supporter cultures."
So I did.
And now the class has tickets to actually see a @wrexhamafc.co.uk match! So excited!
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I often think about how the egg prices at the farmers market have not changed at all. weird!
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I often think about how the egg prices at the farmers market have not changed at all. weird!
Came home to a Cubs game on TV. It’s time.
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
Steve Goodman: A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request
YouTube video by cubbymark
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Came home to a Cubs game on TV. It’s time.
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
And yes.
We do.
Hey @obviousshirts.bsky.social we clearly need some Steve Goodman themed shirts.
Happy to consult. ;)
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the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
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Watching the "Homicide" with Steve Buscemi as the suspect who keeps talking about average racial IQ differences and this guy written to be the ultimate off-putting creep in the 90s really is just the average person the vice president of the United States follows in 2025.
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Watching the "Homicide" with Steve Buscemi as the suspect who keeps talking about average racial IQ differences and this guy written to be the ultimate off-putting creep in the 90s really is just the average person the vice president of the United States follows in 2025.
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Can you imagine how crazy the podcast scene would’ve been back in Ancient Greece like welcome back to the cave, I’m your host Plato
February 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Can you imagine how crazy the podcast scene would’ve been back in Ancient Greece like welcome back to the cave, I’m your host Plato