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Brian Kelly at UConn actually doesn't sound all that crazy.
Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Brian Kelly at UConn actually doesn't sound all that crazy.
Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
Imagine him with Geno Auriemma and Dan Hurley in the same athletic department...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Pick my flex this week, PPR.
Christ Rodriguez vs Denver
Khalil Shakir vs Steelers
Troy Franklin vs Washington
Devin Neal vs Miami
Tyjae Spears vs Jax
Jameson Williams vs GB (he goes 0-fer every time I play him)
Christ Rodriguez vs Denver
Khalil Shakir vs Steelers
Troy Franklin vs Washington
Devin Neal vs Miami
Tyjae Spears vs Jax
Jameson Williams vs GB (he goes 0-fer every time I play him)
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pick my flex this week, PPR.
Christ Rodriguez vs Denver
Khalil Shakir vs Steelers
Troy Franklin vs Washington
Devin Neal vs Miami
Tyjae Spears vs Jax
Jameson Williams vs GB (he goes 0-fer every time I play him)
Christ Rodriguez vs Denver
Khalil Shakir vs Steelers
Troy Franklin vs Washington
Devin Neal vs Miami
Tyjae Spears vs Jax
Jameson Williams vs GB (he goes 0-fer every time I play him)
My complete guess of a take is Kiffin is 100% returning to Ole Miss and they're deliberately screwing over Florida and LSU by pretending otherwise for as long as possible.
This week's Coaching Carousel Notebook:
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
- The latest with Lane Kiffin
- What I'm hearing on almost every other search, from Auburn to UAB
- Buyout fatigue?
- Incentives galore
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Dominoes after Lane Kiffin, search intel and the latest in college football’s coaching carousel
We’re days away from the regular season ending and coaches officially taking new jobs, including Lane Kiffin … right?
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My complete guess of a take is Kiffin is 100% returning to Ole Miss and they're deliberately screwing over Florida and LSU by pretending otherwise for as long as possible.
This is odd to me. Mora was in prime position to fill the void of a P4 team that lost their coach to a higher tier program. Like Florida takes Lane, Ole Miss takes someone, bam, Mora there to fill that void.
SOURCE: Colorado State is expected to hire UConn's Jim Mora as head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.
Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is odd to me. Mora was in prime position to fill the void of a P4 team that lost their coach to a higher tier program. Like Florida takes Lane, Ole Miss takes someone, bam, Mora there to fill that void.
Why are people acting like 2 conference losses doesn't usually prevent a team from playing in the conference championship game?
The idea that the highest-ranked team in a Power 4 conference (Miami) can miss the ACC title game and the CFP is embarrassing for the sport.
Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why are people acting like 2 conference losses doesn't usually prevent a team from playing in the conference championship game?
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November 2️⃣5️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings
2️⃣2️⃣. Pittsburgh
#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆
2️⃣2️⃣. Pittsburgh
#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 2️⃣5️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings
2️⃣2️⃣. Pittsburgh
#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆
2️⃣2️⃣. Pittsburgh
#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
My email today: Please buy Pitt basketball tickets.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My email today: Please buy Pitt basketball tickets.
My take is most pies, regardless of flavor, are bad. They're too dry. A great pie is rare.
Apple crisp>>>>>Apple pie
Apple crisp>>>>>Apple pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My take is most pies, regardless of flavor, are bad. They're too dry. A great pie is rare.
Apple crisp>>>>>Apple pie
Apple crisp>>>>>Apple pie
Who are they hiring?
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Who are they hiring?
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Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
Pitt is 29, which I think is a hair low given pre-Mason stats pulling the offense down.
Miami is 10. For perspective, ND is 5.
SMU is 24 which tracks as I think they're a little better than Pitt.
Virginia is 31.
I maintain best case scenario for Pitt is obviously winning plus UVA in ACCG, not SMU
Miami is 10. For perspective, ND is 5.
SMU is 24 which tracks as I think they're a little better than Pitt.
Virginia is 31.
I maintain best case scenario for Pitt is obviously winning plus UVA in ACCG, not SMU
COLLEGE FOOTBALL SP+ TOP 766, WEEK 14
UMass -0.5 Friends (NAIA) 😳😬
Lehigh -2.5 Purdue
Harding: 9th in the MAC
North Central: 8th in the MVFC
Michigan -120.5 Madonna (Mich.)
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
UMass -0.5 Friends (NAIA) 😳😬
Lehigh -2.5 Purdue
Harding: 9th in the MAC
North Central: 8th in the MVFC
Michigan -120.5 Madonna (Mich.)
Full list: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pitt is 29, which I think is a hair low given pre-Mason stats pulling the offense down.
Miami is 10. For perspective, ND is 5.
SMU is 24 which tracks as I think they're a little better than Pitt.
Virginia is 31.
I maintain best case scenario for Pitt is obviously winning plus UVA in ACCG, not SMU
Miami is 10. For perspective, ND is 5.
SMU is 24 which tracks as I think they're a little better than Pitt.
Virginia is 31.
I maintain best case scenario for Pitt is obviously winning plus UVA in ACCG, not SMU
What the fuck is this
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What the fuck is this
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
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Kinda crazy they missed this one it practically has a yoink sound effect
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kinda crazy they missed this one it practically has a yoink sound effect
Brock Purdy?
The 49ers love to give contract extensions they regret within a year or so
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Brock Purdy?
I hope AlexandraWLee thinks of this tweet every single day and cringes.
Mayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hope AlexandraWLee thinks of this tweet every single day and cringes.
If only he had somewhere to throw the ball...
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If only he had somewhere to throw the ball...
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After last night's loss to Quinnipiac, KenPom favors Pitt to win three of its remaining 24 games -- vs. Hofstra (12/7), vs. Binghamton (12/17) and vs. Notre Dame (2/21).
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
After last night's loss to Quinnipiac, KenPom favors Pitt to win three of its remaining 24 games -- vs. Hofstra (12/7), vs. Binghamton (12/17) and vs. Notre Dame (2/21).
If you've never cooked a turkey or know you aren't good at it, a few tips.
Don't fill the bird with stuffing. It forces you to cook it longer which dries out the meat. Instead, loosely fill with onions and lemons.
Don't cover with a lid. Cover with a foil tent. Remove foil with about an hour left
Don't fill the bird with stuffing. It forces you to cook it longer which dries out the meat. Instead, loosely fill with onions and lemons.
Don't cover with a lid. Cover with a foil tent. Remove foil with about an hour left
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you've never cooked a turkey or know you aren't good at it, a few tips.
Don't fill the bird with stuffing. It forces you to cook it longer which dries out the meat. Instead, loosely fill with onions and lemons.
Don't cover with a lid. Cover with a foil tent. Remove foil with about an hour left
Don't fill the bird with stuffing. It forces you to cook it longer which dries out the meat. Instead, loosely fill with onions and lemons.
Don't cover with a lid. Cover with a foil tent. Remove foil with about an hour left
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🚨 This is your annual Thanksgiving Monday reminder to start thawing your turkey if you haven't already
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
🚨 This is your annual Thanksgiving Monday reminder to start thawing your turkey if you haven't already
Your #21 Pitt Panthers
This week's Athletic 136, ranking every team:
1. Ohio State
7. Oregon
13. Texas
43. UConn
110. Boston College
135. Charlotte
Full list: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
1. Ohio State
7. Oregon
13. Texas
43. UConn
110. Boston College
135. Charlotte
Full list: www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Ranking 136 college football teams after Week 13: The contenders are getting crowded
The teams at the very top and very bottom of our FBS rankings are running out of time to make big statements.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Your #21 Pitt Panthers
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Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.