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ninjahosk
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Oregonian, Rottweiler parent
Interests: Maritime, Space, Alt-Rock, #GoPackGo
Phantom Muppet of the Opera
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, and The Muppets
A Muppet’s Requiem for a Dream
February 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Bsky made me tune in for the Swedish point and the US finisher good work Bsky
February 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
As president I will create a public-private partnership with Yum! Brands to establish third places for youths (I will put taco bells with no drive-thru or delivery in local parks)
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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🙏
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is affecting *a lot* not just in the commercial or consumer world

2x32 RAM is up 700ish and each TB of SSD is up 80ish since the beginning of the fiscal year

Source: eyeball of pcpricepicker.com charts
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I finished a Pokedex for the first time in ZA
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Snow days used to be fun, now it's shoveling and filing taxes 😂
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Finally I can monetize how often the Timbers let me down
MLS hopping into a Polymarket partnership with the same level of foresight that brought us an NFT project after the bubble had already popped.
January 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
An idea that will revolutionize certain videogames: instead of pressing a button to run, the default is running and you press a button to walk
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Be careful with alternative heat sources, practice portable generator safety, and check in with neighbors to ensure that everyone stays safe. weather.gov/safety/
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The rest of the Office super fan episodes are out on Peacock if you're into that sort of thing
January 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Rival Coach: GET SERIOUS!! THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL TAKE A TEAM OF CLUMSY, MAID DRESS WEARING TWINKS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPERBOWL

Me: That's--

("Ah!! The football is too heavy! Uweeeeh--" and a crash in the background, followed by "oouuu i tore my maid dress")

Me: That's where you're wrong, maybe
January 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Do you appreciate @nws.noaa.gov's posts on Bluesky?

Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices?

NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN...
Press release:
www.weather.gov/media/notifi...
⚠️~132 million: Number of people under alerts for snow, sleet, & freezing rain.

A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
🧵
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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The ombudsman for Stars and Stripes, the deployed servicemember's paper of record, writes in its pages that the publication "is in peril of losing its editorial independence and becoming nothing more than a public relations arm of the Pentagon."
www.stripes.com/opinion/2026...
Pentagon wants a ‘refocus,’ but Stripes hasn’t wavered from its true mission
www.stripes.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Everyone in the DMV please be extra kind to service workers this week (especially grocers)
January 22, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Holy fucking shit
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away (from da bears)
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Coolest thing about seeing the LotR extended trilogy in theaters are all the families bringing their kids to see it for presumably the first time
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
In the next Borderlands 4 DLC there should be a side mission titled "Compiling Shaders"
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I got the good ending on Dispatch!
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
*screaming as they drag me away* CROUTONS BELONG IN SOUP, NOT SALAD! LETTUCE IS ALREADY CRUNCHY!
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM