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Specifically a mimic in the shape of a duck
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twilightpb.bsky.social
I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website.
You can access it in the replies.
(or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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goldfishu.bsky.social
oh god the fees and delays that come with apple payments...please use desktop for patreon purchases 🥲 the creators will get more of the money and won't have to wait 75 freaking business days to get it
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
very tumblr: gaygothur: At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me. cantanopeshitthatwastaken: coconut gaygothur: I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can't say I disagree with you. oregonnukesailor: has hair. give milk
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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clownwhore.bsky.social
anything helps

gofund.me/7853357a1
Donate to keep my family fed and off the street, organized by Holly Alexander
I am writing this request for the benefit of my mother and our family. Mom was d… Holly Alexander needs your support for keep my family fed and off the street
gofund.me
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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krmtdfrog.bsky.social
First off, the "Priority Delivery" is a total scam. It was pitched to us as a "psychological value add." Like I said in the title, when you pay that extra $2.99, it changes a boolean flag in the order JSON, but the dispatch logic literally ignores it. It does nothing to speed you up. We actually ran an A/B test last year where we didn't speed up the priority orders, we just purposefully delayed non-priority orders by 5 to 10 minutes to make the Priority ones "feel" faster by comparison. Management loved the results. We generated millions in pure profit just by making the standard service worse, not by making the premium service better. But the thing that actually makes me sick—and the main reason I’m quitting—is the "Desperation Score." We have a hidden metric for drivers that tracks how desperate they are for cash based on their acceptance behavior. If a driver usually logs on at 10 PM and accepts every garbage $3 order instantly without hesitation, the algo tags them as "High Desperation." Once they are tagged, the system then deliberately stops showing them high-paying orders. The logic is: "Why pay this guy $15 for a run when we know he’s desperate enough to do it for $6?" We save the good tips for the "casual" drivers to hook them in and gamify their experience, while the full-timers get grinded into dust.
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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ani-obsessive.bsky.social
From: A Town Called Panic (2009), dir. Stéphane Aubier and Vincent Patar, La Parti Productions
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
I wish Bigtop burger would be put all together as a movie I could go see in theaters. With a big top burger popcorn bucket. And like idk a Cesaré soda cup.
a drawing of a person with the letter p on top of a polka dot background
ALT: a drawing of a person with the letter p on top of a polka dot background
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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cpsc.gov
Christmas Eve Eve
A plate of holiday cookies that look like gingerbread people. The text on each reads: Stand by your pan. Water your tree. Don't plug your space heater into a power strip, and the last cookie, very concerningly reads, we're alive.
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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neko.ac
i am not a toy. i am not a christmas present. i am a 3,000 pound semi aquatic liability. please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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ascalaphid.com
party larva
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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godheadheavyindustries.life
so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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rningscissors.bsky.social
I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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gnowolfstyx.bsky.social
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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pelkop.bsky.social
Join my coven and you shall get more comics about pizzas
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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jimwise00.bsky.social
For anyone thinking of downloading this:

(Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)
Harry Potter Fans: “I can excuse rampant transphobia, but I draw the line at spoiling a game” Response: “Professor Fig dies at the end no matter what ending and also Rookwood cursed Anne and framed the goblins”
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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joechoui.bsky.social
THAT'S SO COOL!!!
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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poppedculture.bsky.social
Happy anniversary, to those who celebrate

h/t @calphonso.bsky.social

www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/news/tor...
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA Photo: Darwin, a stylish monkey, contemplating life’s big questions
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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rowanauthor.bsky.social
Gentle reminder that you don't have to "deserve" rest.🌱

You need rest to function. It's not a treat you get for functioning.
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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kelsijosilva.bsky.social
Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.

Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.

It is not always malicious intent.
spikermonster.bsky.social Spike R. Monster @spikermonster.bsky.social · Dec 7
i think the accessibility features on bluesky are great but because i don't use the platform often, i always forget they're there. whenever i post my art, i post the same thing on all my socials at the same time, so it's a lot of copypasting.
a screenshot of a bluesky interaction. the first post is by bluesky user spikermonster posting a drawing he made of an adult lydia deetz from the beetlejuice cartoon, wearing a victorian vampire outfit. the caption says "of the palette variations i made i think this one might be my favorite." the palette has lydia in teal lighting in front of four gothic windows showing a purple night sky. the second post is by bluesky user kimifw simply quoting a post by jnxouaquaga which reads "How are you *still* not using alt text Is it a blatant "fuck you"? Advertising "I am a dickhead and cannot be forced to care"? Bc it sure seems like it." this user has been leaving this quote on several random posts from what it seems. spikermonster replies: "i’m really not used to using bluesky yet, sorry. i don’t spend much time on here and i’m usually in a hurry, plus describing my own work just feels very strange to me so i get stuck trying to think of how to do it."
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Dec 8
♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
*I askede thoust boundless, primordialle darknesse if itte wantedeth a “second in commande,” and itte said…

*“yes”!

*well, whatst itte “said” was utterlye beyondeth mine comprehension???

*which I’ve Chosen to takest as a yes.
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Falcons vs Seahawks today
Shen Comix (acclaimed artist for the Seattle Seahawks) and Beetle Moses (notorious illustrator of the Atlanta Falcons) pull the puppet strings on the largest entertainment franchise in America, the NFL. The image is captioned “draws memes for the Seahawks. Draws memes for the Falcons. But… they play on the same Minecraft server… who’s really… pulling the strings?…” Stay woke
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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timeskull.bsky.social
580 - Min-Max Baby
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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woovie.net
what are you waiting for? we have goals to reach
A screenshot from an incentive list for the Bunlith animated series kickstarter. The incentive is: [Empty Checkbox] 225k - A lot of Queens Get Paid More Source: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bunlith/bunlith-the-animated-series
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM