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Specifically a mimic in the shape of a duck
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Christmas Eve Eve
A plate of holiday cookies that look like gingerbread people. The text on each reads: Stand by your pan. Water your tree. Don't plug your space heater into a power strip, and the last cookie, very concerningly reads, we're alive.
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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i am not a toy. i am not a christmas present. i am a 3,000 pound semi aquatic liability. please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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ascalaphid.com
party larva
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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godheadheavyindustries.life
so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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rningscissors.bsky.social
I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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gnowolfstyx.bsky.social
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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pelkop.bsky.social
Join my coven and you shall get more comics about pizzas
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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jimwise00.bsky.social
For anyone thinking of downloading this:

(Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)
Harry Potter Fans: “I can excuse rampant transphobia, but I draw the line at spoiling a game” Response: “Professor Fig dies at the end no matter what ending and also Rookwood cursed Anne and framed the goblins”
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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joechoui.bsky.social
THAT'S SO COOL!!!
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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poppedculture.bsky.social
Happy anniversary, to those who celebrate

h/t @calphonso.bsky.social

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Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA Photo: Darwin, a stylish monkey, contemplating life’s big questions
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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rowanauthor.bsky.social
Gentle reminder that you don't have to "deserve" rest.🌱

You need rest to function. It's not a treat you get for functioning.
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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kelsijosilva.bsky.social
Hey, instead of yelling at people about not using Alt text, if it's really important with you, post the alt text in comments.

Accessibility is important, yes, but let's not forget that people have different levels of energy to provide them.

It is not always malicious intent.
spikermonster.bsky.social Spike R. Monster @spikermonster.bsky.social · 23d
i think the accessibility features on bluesky are great but because i don't use the platform often, i always forget they're there. whenever i post my art, i post the same thing on all my socials at the same time, so it's a lot of copypasting.
a screenshot of a bluesky interaction. the first post is by bluesky user spikermonster posting a drawing he made of an adult lydia deetz from the beetlejuice cartoon, wearing a victorian vampire outfit. the caption says "of the palette variations i made i think this one might be my favorite." the palette has lydia in teal lighting in front of four gothic windows showing a purple night sky. the second post is by bluesky user kimifw simply quoting a post by jnxouaquaga which reads "How are you *still* not using alt text Is it a blatant "fuck you"? Advertising "I am a dickhead and cannot be forced to care"? Bc it sure seems like it." this user has been leaving this quote on several random posts from what it seems. spikermonster replies: "i’m really not used to using bluesky yet, sorry. i don’t spend much time on here and i’m usually in a hurry, plus describing my own work just feels very strange to me so i get stuck trying to think of how to do it."
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22d
♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
*I askede thoust boundless, primordialle darknesse if itte wantedeth a “second in commande,” and itte said…

*“yes”!

*well, whatst itte “said” was utterlye beyondeth mine comprehension???

*which I’ve Chosen to takest as a yes.
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Falcons vs Seahawks today
Shen Comix (acclaimed artist for the Seattle Seahawks) and Beetle Moses (notorious illustrator of the Atlanta Falcons) pull the puppet strings on the largest entertainment franchise in America, the NFL. The image is captioned “draws memes for the Seahawks. Draws memes for the Falcons. But… they play on the same Minecraft server… who’s really… pulling the strings?…” Stay woke
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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timeskull.bsky.social
580 - Min-Max Baby
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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woovie.net
what are you waiting for? we have goals to reach
A screenshot from an incentive list for the Bunlith animated series kickstarter. The incentive is: [Empty Checkbox] 225k - A lot of Queens Get Paid More Source: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bunlith/bunlith-the-animated-series
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
noddaduck.bsky.social
Is he… you know?
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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possumeveryhour.io
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social
Laerke the polar bear found the perfect winter toy: a giant stick! ❄️🐻‍❄️

📹: Keeper Russell
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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delilahdaggercomix.bsky.social
It's a snow and wind storm today.
Spud does not approve.
Panel 1: the panel is shaded with warm colours, A dog and a person stand infront of a door and the dog says "sister! I wish to go outside." Panel 2: the door is opened, the outside is cool and blue, while the inside is warm coloured. There is wind blowing the person's hair back and the dogs ears and jowels back. Panel 3: , back to full warm shading, the dog and person are back indoors as the dog prances away looking back at her. "Sister, it is cold, do a couch wiggle instead." Panel 4: the beagle is upside down on the couch wiggling.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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globalmuseum.bsky.social
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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carina.delachancla.com
you know it had to be done
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM