John Ford
@nomoredevil.bsky.social
Avid reader, baseball fanatic, Tampa Bay Rays, DRaysBay alum, fun sock enthusiast, recovering political junkie, Jesus lover, he/him, living with bipolar 2 like he’s a shitty roommate
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January 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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I always read “Tom Homon” as “Tom Hooman” like it’s something his dog calls him. Also I really hope he doesn’t have a dog, not pup deserves that
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I always read “Tom Homon” as “Tom Hooman” like it’s something his dog calls him. Also I really hope he doesn’t have a dog, not pup deserves that
Really working on being less of a grammar cop this year. But jebus, it’s Should HAVE!!!
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Really working on being less of a grammar cop this year. But jebus, it’s Should HAVE!!!
When I was in the Navy, “you just killed a shipmate” was a common training retort to someone who wasn’t paying attention. That your lack of attention to detail was dangerous. It was not a pithy saying that meant “oops my bad.” It was a directive to get your fucking head out of your fucking ass.
christ, what?
comparing this to active war?
comparing this to active war?
NEWSMAX: Are you among the Republicans who are concerned about how things are being handled in MN?
REP. RICH McCORMICK: When things went wrong in the military, when I was in the Marines, people died sometimes, and sometimes it was through no fault of anymore. Just bad circumstance. Mistakes happen
REP. RICH McCORMICK: When things went wrong in the military, when I was in the Marines, people died sometimes, and sometimes it was through no fault of anymore. Just bad circumstance. Mistakes happen
January 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
When I was in the Navy, “you just killed a shipmate” was a common training retort to someone who wasn’t paying attention. That your lack of attention to detail was dangerous. It was not a pithy saying that meant “oops my bad.” It was a directive to get your fucking head out of your fucking ass.
Feels like a Ron Gant joke is dying to be set free
[every Minnesotan standing one by one]: “I am Kent Hrbek 420.”
FBI Director Kash Patel says he has opened an investigation into the Signal group text chats that Minnesota residents are using to share information about federal immigration agents’ movements.
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Feels like a Ron Gant joke is dying to be set free
My blackmail letter is raising questions that are already answered by my blackmail letter
NEW: A federal judge in Oregon said Pam Bondi’s “blackmail” letter to Minnesota is raising questions about the DOJ’s voter roll campaign — fueling concerns that it’s being used as political leverage rather than election oversight.
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Bondi’s ‘blackmail’ letter to Minnesota deepens concerns over DOJ’s voter roll motives, federal judge says
The judge reiterated the DOJ's case against Oregon will be dismissed entirely.
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January 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My blackmail letter is raising questions that are already answered by my blackmail letter
What did we do before we had buses to throw people under?
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM
What did we do before we had buses to throw people under?
For your consideration:
*Muscatel Mondays
*Tequila Tuesdays
*Whisky Wednesdays
*What was I thinking Thursdays
*Flaming Dr Pepper Fridays
*Shitfaced Saturday
*Sleep it off Sundays
*Muscatel Mondays
*Tequila Tuesdays
*Whisky Wednesdays
*What was I thinking Thursdays
*Flaming Dr Pepper Fridays
*Shitfaced Saturday
*Sleep it off Sundays
We are proud to introduce Whiskey Everyday with Joseph Goebbels
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 5:12 PM
For your consideration:
*Muscatel Mondays
*Tequila Tuesdays
*Whisky Wednesdays
*What was I thinking Thursdays
*Flaming Dr Pepper Fridays
*Shitfaced Saturday
*Sleep it off Sundays
*Muscatel Mondays
*Tequila Tuesdays
*Whisky Wednesdays
*What was I thinking Thursdays
*Flaming Dr Pepper Fridays
*Shitfaced Saturday
*Sleep it off Sundays
Interesting Super Bowl rematch. Maybe this time the Seahawks will give the ball to Marshawn
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Interesting Super Bowl rematch. Maybe this time the Seahawks will give the ball to Marshawn
I kinda think a ball that hits his hands might be catchable?
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I kinda think a ball that hits his hands might be catchable?
Me, dropping my phone for the fifth time today
“You gotta catch that!!”- me full of pot roast, holding a donut on my couch
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Me, dropping my phone for the fifth time today
Incredible football game. But you know what would make it better?
Snow…
Snow…
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Incredible football game. But you know what would make it better?
Snow…
Snow…
Ram’s Special Teams…
a man wearing glasses and a purple suit is saying well isn 't that special
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple suit is saying well isn 't that special
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January 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Ram’s Special Teams…
Brady always looks and sounds like he’s on the verge of laughing
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Brady always looks and sounds like he’s on the verge of laughing
A naked boot is not an aggressive call
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
A naked boot is not an aggressive call
RUN THE DANG FLEA FLICKER!
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
RUN THE DANG FLEA FLICKER!
Proposal: a live action electric football game.
Paid agitator 👇
I’m a big fan @dennycarter.bsky.social but he’s wrong about domes. This is playoff football weather.
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Proposal: a live action electric football game.
Probably easier to get away with holding in this weather
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Probably easier to get away with holding in this weather
Put a spy on Drake
January 25, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Put a spy on Drake
I understand annoying ads serve a purpose of staying with you. But if your ad is annoying that I mute it? Uber Eats, that is not a good ad.
January 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I understand annoying ads serve a purpose of staying with you. But if your ad is annoying that I mute it? Uber Eats, that is not a good ad.
Come on, buddy. Slow and Stiddy wins the race
January 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Come on, buddy. Slow and Stiddy wins the race
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Americans have a habit of trying to compare all authoritarianism to Nazi Germany. I think in some ways i think it is comforting to view authoritarianism as a foreign ideology. If you want to understand our current authoritarian moment, you need to look to our own past, not to Europe 1/x
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Americans have a habit of trying to compare all authoritarianism to Nazi Germany. I think in some ways i think it is comforting to view authoritarianism as a foreign ideology. If you want to understand our current authoritarian moment, you need to look to our own past, not to Europe 1/x
No Boutte for you!
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
No Boutte for you!
“Points matter.” Wow. How much does Bill Cowher get for that kind of sharp analysis?
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
“Points matter.” Wow. How much does Bill Cowher get for that kind of sharp analysis?