this is designed in a lab to be maximally enraging *because* it is true. this die was cast in 2024 when dems lost all control and everything from then to now that immiserates you is the fault of republicans, who won’t listen and don’t care, which is lightning level enraging.

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

It seems like all of these stories rest on that foundation of total Axios Bullshit when you drill down.

Honestly just mine those Dark Horse comics from the 90s for story outlines, Trachtenberg

The studio that made the shitty coca-cola AI ad getting their teeth kicked in on socials bc of how icky bad it is, then the studio CEO coming out insulting and dismissing folks kicking their teeth in, and THEN releasing the worst ever cover up “hey we actually made this by hand” scam vid

🧍‍♀️

We’re not the kind of labor that deserves defending, I guess

At what point does self tanner just become black face, cause this is feeling pretty close to that point.

It's very clear the next Democratic administration is going to have to create a whole separate department to unwind and destroy ALL, every last one, of Trump's EOs, programs, policies, departments, institutions, edicts, laundering, bribes, interior design, BS architecture. ALL his filth. DESTROY IT.

I think we have to admit that Schumer is currently the person that understands the Senate the most. He made a deal that would be insane to reject but knew that the GOP would
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They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

ideal Nurgle vibes

Oh that is good stuff

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

[on the cbs morning call]

staffer: we should probably say something about the election

bari weiss [hasn't slept, hungover, tweaking]: breaking news, you're fired.

olivia reingold: mommy can i dress up as carmen sandiego and investigate if zohran mamdani killed dick cheney

bari weiss: fucking DUH

schumer offering up an extremely reasonable and popular compromise only for senate republicans to answer "eat shit" while johnson puts the house on paid vacation for another week while critical supports start failing and fed workers run out of reserves is politics. this is how politics work.

Abolish Border Patrol.

GONNA BE BIG AND TOUGH IN FRONT OF CAMERA, WE'RE NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE OF SOME "JUDGE"

(all benefits are available)

10/10 take. No notes.

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Another round Theseus/Minotaur. This time with red and head bigness

While millions of Americans went hungry … the government thought it necessary to waste tax dollars prosecuting a man for throwing a sandwich.

They’re wasting money trying to determine if a sandwich can be a weapon.

A sandwich is a sandwich. You know what it can do?

Feed people. Let’s do that.

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