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HELL-azear

@lazear.bsky.social

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Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · Oct 11

I miss when all I thought about was technology and movies. Now its all existential dread and planning my apocalypse outfit.

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 2h

This is what I tell myself as a rockies fan, only I grew up knowj g the team existed.

Anything to soothe the stinging burn of Fandom.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 2h

Finally a usage for the sherrif department that isnt villains of a 90s dad action movie.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 2h

At this point the Mariners and the Tigers should each select one player to duel ib single bat combat atop the pitchers mound to determine who wins.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h

I had tonfly to Ohio so I missed most of the game, but are the Tigers and the Mariners playing an exciting game or a really mind numbingly boring one?

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h

RFK Jr. Will need to be locked in the deepest darkest pit of a cell we can find for the destruction he has caused.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 4h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 3h

Really not doing a lot to dispell the "Soviet union as Stalin is found dead" vibes they're scrambling to put out.

Reuters @reuters.com · 4h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 4h

Mr Kluwe, no one wants to confirm that diagnostic.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 7h

It takes a very special type of person to decide that the follow up to your last superhit was just a remake of all your other super hits. The man has a swagger.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Special appearance by Guillermo Del Torro.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Name of the planet basically gives the whole game away. Cant wait to see what he does with it.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Smell of half man half bull was just too strong, made the good vibes bad.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Finally my canola oil wrestling show can get off the ground.

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h

TRUMP: WE THINK OIL WILL BE UNDER $2 PER GALLON SOON

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Darth there has got to be some truly heinous stuff in those files.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

OK but that doesnt eliminate him cameoing in my future movie "comic book: the movie".

IGN @ign.com · 8h

Robert Kirkman says he refuses to cameo in his own work, says it’s a pet peeve of his. #NYCC

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

"Mr president you have a full hospital unit at the white house, why did you insist on keeping this appointment?"

"Do you know how long it took me to get this appointment? Ill be damned if I wasted 4 hours on the phone."

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Running up to my pharmacist and demanding they pay me to take my ADD meds.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 10h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Look when your starved for praise your entire childhood getting an easy a and everyone being relieved must be the type of high you chase for the rest of your life. Can't blame him for needing to feel good about himself.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

Hard to import mining equipment when they suddenly cost an arm and a leg.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

I would say its was a good year for experimental horror, but otherwise its been meh.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 8h

American farmers getting royally fucked by their god king is pretty much exactly what I expected.

My sympathies to the small family farms, but a shit ton of rural america brought this on themselves.

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 9h

Trump proposing 100% tariffs on China

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 9h

An ancestral sickos meme. “Aye…ha ha ha…AYE!”

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 10h

Also were demanding Air Traffic controllers work horrendous hours with no pay, surely nothing bad can come of that.

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HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 10h

PBS and wired.

Im very basic.

HELL-azear @lazear.bsky.social · 16h

If Forbes wants restore its dignity it'll award me, a 33 year old, with a 30 under 30 award.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Scalise: "If Nobel wants to restore what used to be a once dignified prize, they can restore their credibility by awarding President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. He's earned it."