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Not A Crab Yet
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deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Dec 3
Woke up in the middle of the night craving some asbestos
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 23d
Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24d
John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.
A man is chased through a tunnel by a malicious waterfowl.
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 24d
this new protein powder got me feeding some type of whey
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 24d
Me: They call me mellow yellow lol
Doctor: It’s called jaundice, and nothing good rhymes with it
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 24d
Fuck Adobe and their shitty products
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 28d
I made a rapture comic
In the first panel: a hawk, and eagle and an owl discussing a pretty dumb idea. In the second panel: a group of rats gathered around a preaching rat saying “and we’ll ascend to the heavens”. On the third panel a rat realizing something. On the fourth panel a book called the rapture with the u replaced for an o and a scratched e so it reads raptor. In the fifth panel a rat urging the other rats to get back in. In the last panel a bunch of rats being gleefully raptured by raptor birds
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Sep 23
What happens to people indoors during the rapture? Do they get stuck under the ceiling?
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Aug 6
I can’t wait for either Peggy or Mrs. Scott to wipe that self righteous snobby look out of Mrs. Kirkland’s face #thegildedage
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Aug 5
guys, does anyone know where can i get my king gizzard and the lizard wizard fix now?
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Aug 4
I don’t want to work today. I want to live as a jellyfish.
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 30
Slugs are neat
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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · Jul 23
I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 23
i need the bean juice
mood: the little dying alien insed some dude in MIB
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 13
Vi Mentiras y ahora no me puedo sacar la canción de “Fíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria” 😭
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 12
lentil
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 12
𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 12
you’d do that for me? 🥹🥹
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🧛🏾 Milcula 🧛🏾 @v.milcom.in · Jul 11
"He was a boy, she was a girl, can they make it any more obvious." - Lavigne 8:01
meakoopa.bsky.social Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · Jul 9
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
HOLY BIBLE Holy Bible © @Holy_Bible1 Follow Matthew 18:19 MATTHEW 18:19 "He prayed for her, she prayed for him and God smiled knowing that their names are already written next to each other."
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 11
Can I opt out of existing today?
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jul 8
wEy, o SeA nO eS Mi cuLPa qUe dOña MaRi yA nO pUedA pAgAr el PrediAL de su pRopiEdad y LA va A pErDer. estÁn ViniEnDo nóMAdas DiGitaLEs cOOL 😎 a TRabAjar eN caFetErías ✨ 𝒶ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓉𝒾𝒸✨
pajaropolitico.bsky.social Animal Político @pajaropolitico.bsky.social · Jul 8
📌#HoyEnAnimal | Tras protestas contra la gentrificación —y entre el desconocimiento del tema—, vecinos de Roma, Condesa e Hipódromo defendieron las rentas altas.

Autoridades prometen más asambleas y que no se repetirán actos violentos.
Vecinos defienden gentrificación en diálogo con autoridades de la CDMX; presentan denuncias por daños a inmuebles
www.animalpolitico.com
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jun 29
reach out and touch faith
Biblically accurate Furby
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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · Jun 28
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

The three body butthole
klaybourne.bsky.social Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · Jun 28
Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

Voyage to the Bottom of the Butthole
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · Jun 28
Life comes at you fast
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · Jun 28
The singularity is awesome
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me” Al Overview To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your
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