Exhibit J
@notintech.bsky.social
30 or 40 years old. Ride bikes, post smut.
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Exhibit J
@notintech.bsky.social
· Nov 27
The cycling here is so good, even if it means putting up with the local tech industry. That’s why I’m Not In Tech.
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my buddy and i have a bit where, if one of us is feeling blue, the other has to drop everything and talk at length about how good the other one’s pussy is
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
my buddy and i have a bit where, if one of us is feeling blue, the other has to drop everything and talk at length about how good the other one’s pussy is
It’s been… 4+ years? That can’t be right.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It’s been… 4+ years? That can’t be right.
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How did yall get so hot👀
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How did yall get so hot👀
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if you're a so-called "fellow performer" you should know better than to send unsolicited dick pics :) me being a SW is not consent. sending unsolicited, unpaid, unwarranted dick pics is just sexual harassment.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
if you're a so-called "fellow performer" you should know better than to send unsolicited dick pics :) me being a SW is not consent. sending unsolicited, unpaid, unwarranted dick pics is just sexual harassment.
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Anyone up for morning yoga? These are throwbacks but I still have the tights.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anyone up for morning yoga? These are throwbacks but I still have the tights.
THIS WOULD FIX ME
I have reached the point of my bisexual middle-ageness where I'm researching bike street sweeping (A kind of cart that pulls behind my bike and clears road debris from bike lanes). It's only several thousand dollars! Matt will understand. I need this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obM4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obM4...
Bike lane sweeper for safer cycling
YouTube video by Bike Lane Sweeper
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
THIS WOULD FIX ME
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It’s three boner problem, right?
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s three boner problem, right?
I seek only: nice friends of any gender who will like my lewds so I don’t kms
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I seek only: nice friends of any gender who will like my lewds so I don’t kms
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Being bisexual is so confusing in a world of legal monogamous marriage like I want a husband so I can tell a man what do and also because men are hot but I also want a wife because I want a woman to tell me what do I and also because women are hot I think I should just never have sex or love again
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Being bisexual is so confusing in a world of legal monogamous marriage like I want a husband so I can tell a man what do and also because men are hot but I also want a wife because I want a woman to tell me what do I and also because women are hot I think I should just never have sex or love again
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Read this thread. Then read it again. Then share the fuck outta it.
Okay I'm high, sad and have shit to say, but I state that context in case I fuck it up, since you can't SEE me
I have something to say as a cis/bisexual woman.
Would you fuck a trans...
that's a stupid question. Unless you're a trans person asking if I'd like to fuck YOU personally.
Here's why
I have something to say as a cis/bisexual woman.
Would you fuck a trans...
that's a stupid question. Unless you're a trans person asking if I'd like to fuck YOU personally.
Here's why
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Read this thread. Then read it again. Then share the fuck outta it.
Anyone up for morning yoga? These are throwbacks but I still have the tights.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anyone up for morning yoga? These are throwbacks but I still have the tights.
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i guess what im trying to say is, it’s crazy how men don’t wash their legs when detroit style pizza is the best kind
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i guess what im trying to say is, it’s crazy how men don’t wash their legs when detroit style pizza is the best kind
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*plays the super mario coin sound every time you hit the g spot*
May 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*plays the super mario coin sound every time you hit the g spot*
Was trying to Figure Myself And The World out so I studied Poli Sci, Philosophy, Religion.
Graduated into a recession so I’ve been bouncing around various email jobs ever since.
Graduated into a recession so I’ve been bouncing around various email jobs ever since.
1. I liked books and systems and helping people, so I became a librarian. Only white supremacists chased me out, so...
2. I reinvented myself as an editor. But also, since my luck with men is awful, I...
3. Became an erotic dancer. WHICH DID NOT IMPROVE MY LUCK.
4. So now I'm a pornographer.
2. I reinvented myself as an editor. But also, since my luck with men is awful, I...
3. Became an erotic dancer. WHICH DID NOT IMPROVE MY LUCK.
4. So now I'm a pornographer.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Was trying to Figure Myself And The World out so I studied Poli Sci, Philosophy, Religion.
Graduated into a recession so I’ve been bouncing around various email jobs ever since.
Graduated into a recession so I’ve been bouncing around various email jobs ever since.
If a SWer follows you on here you’re contractually obligated to tip them btw, I don’t make the rules.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If a SWer follows you on here you’re contractually obligated to tip them btw, I don’t make the rules.
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November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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regrettably it is time to discuss the olivia nuzzi excerpt and why it bums me out as a memoirist
www.patreon.com/posts/144031...
www.patreon.com/posts/144031...
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
regrettably it is time to discuss the olivia nuzzi excerpt and why it bums me out as a memoirist
www.patreon.com/posts/144031...
www.patreon.com/posts/144031...
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Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Genie: "dude come on! Dont you want peace on earth? Money? Fame? Come on this is ridicu-"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
Me*slapping down my second finished bag of shredded cheese* "You know what I want, bottle boy"
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Olivia Nuzzi asking softball questions regarding elven welfare as she furiously composes a sext under the table regarding what could be done with a bowlful of jelly
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Olivia Nuzzi asking softball questions regarding elven welfare as she furiously composes a sext under the table regarding what could be done with a bowlful of jelly
SWers, they’re just like us!
Btw whenever y’all purchase my content I usually go watch the video to remember which one it was and usually it’s some hot af clip of me getting fucked which makes me insatiably horny so yeah thanks for that.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SWers, they’re just like us!
Date idea: we make a mess on each other’s glasses
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Date idea: we make a mess on each other’s glasses
This also works as a summary of my day yesterday 😈
Chekhov’s Penis: a penis that appears in the first act will go off in the third act.
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This also works as a summary of my day yesterday 😈
Chekhov’s Penis: a penis that appears in the first act will go off in the third act.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Chekhov’s Penis: a penis that appears in the first act will go off in the third act.
Let’s show Jessica some love on her first day!
Hello, evening crowd. As of today, I am a sex worker.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Let’s show Jessica some love on her first day!
In the dick and balls? In this economy?
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
In the dick and balls? In this economy?