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@notthranduil.bsky.social
Here to rizz 'em with the 'tism
Not polite to right wing cunts
Not as cool in real life
Not polite to right wing cunts
Not as cool in real life
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Terrarium Jekyll is published by Faber & Faber.
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Terrarium Jekyll is published by Faber & Faber.
Tired: Squirt is pee
Wired: Squirt isn't pee
Inspired: I don't care if Squirt is pee, it's hot as hell to make someone nut so hard they lose control of bodily functions, waterboard me with that while you sit on my face 🥺👉👈
Wired: Squirt isn't pee
Inspired: I don't care if Squirt is pee, it's hot as hell to make someone nut so hard they lose control of bodily functions, waterboard me with that while you sit on my face 🥺👉👈
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tired: Squirt is pee
Wired: Squirt isn't pee
Inspired: I don't care if Squirt is pee, it's hot as hell to make someone nut so hard they lose control of bodily functions, waterboard me with that while you sit on my face 🥺👉👈
Wired: Squirt isn't pee
Inspired: I don't care if Squirt is pee, it's hot as hell to make someone nut so hard they lose control of bodily functions, waterboard me with that while you sit on my face 🥺👉👈
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Wet farts: literally more popular than AI on this platform
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wet farts: literally more popular than AI on this platform
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You can’t spell “I sharted” without an A and an I.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You can’t spell “I sharted” without an A and an I.
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Who is your favourite Greek or a Roman philosopher? Mine is Bophades.
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Who is your favourite Greek or a Roman philosopher? Mine is Bophades.
What that grussy do?
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What that grussy do?
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trans people: we'd like some healthcare please
corporations: we hear you loud and clear, we have removed the gender from certain biscuits.
terfs: CORPORATIONS ARE BOWING TO THE WOKE MIND VIRUS
corporations: we hear you loud and clear, we have removed the gender from certain biscuits.
terfs: CORPORATIONS ARE BOWING TO THE WOKE MIND VIRUS
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
trans people: we'd like some healthcare please
corporations: we hear you loud and clear, we have removed the gender from certain biscuits.
terfs: CORPORATIONS ARE BOWING TO THE WOKE MIND VIRUS
corporations: we hear you loud and clear, we have removed the gender from certain biscuits.
terfs: CORPORATIONS ARE BOWING TO THE WOKE MIND VIRUS
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I love the idea that they might start a campaign to make it illegal to sell gingerbread men without an obvious cock and bollocks.
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love the idea that they might start a campaign to make it illegal to sell gingerbread men without an obvious cock and bollocks.
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I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
Want some rye? 'course ya do!
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Want some rye? 'course ya do!
Tired: son of a bitch
Wired: son of a nun
Inspired: son of a toolmaker
Wired: son of a nun
Inspired: son of a toolmaker
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tired: son of a bitch
Wired: son of a nun
Inspired: son of a toolmaker
Wired: son of a nun
Inspired: son of a toolmaker
Everyone remembers the second serial is Doctor Who where the Doctor teamed up with Davros to exterminate the Thals
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Everyone remembers the second serial is Doctor Who where the Doctor teamed up with Davros to exterminate the Thals
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oh my god the wokesters have access to a time machine!!!
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
oh my god the wokesters have access to a time machine!!!
"Sandy Peggie" sounds like a very uncomfortable evening
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Sandy Peggie" sounds like a very uncomfortable evening
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Whoever at the FT pretended not to see the missing punctuation here deserves a round of applause
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Whoever at the FT pretended not to see the missing punctuation here deserves a round of applause
Forget "you couldn't make Blazin' Saddles These Days"
You quite literally couldn't make Monkey Dust these days
You quite literally couldn't make Monkey Dust these days
I've said it before but Monkey Dust was better satire then anything that's come since and not only would the BBC never make it today, they'd be apologising to the government for offending them www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITp...
BBC's Monkey Dust - Tony Blair
YouTube video by BobJ3 (Formerly BurtonwoodXBL)
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Forget "you couldn't make Blazin' Saddles These Days"
You quite literally couldn't make Monkey Dust these days
You quite literally couldn't make Monkey Dust these days
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
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Sir Keir gorges himself on chippy tea until he's sick in the box in bid to woo voters.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sir Keir gorges himself on chippy tea until he's sick in the box in bid to woo voters.
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Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Being annoying on your own timeline is free speech. Being annoying in someone's replies is harassment. Quote posts are a gray area of the law still being developed
