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Spooks Malloy
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God talks to me through the drive through speakers
Genuinely insane that the only people I've seen thinking this is good are fucking Europeans pulling the usual "but OUR professional judges are fine".

Not a principle in sight, just the usual bleating at how you can't trust the uneducated masses to have a say
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases

That’s just today
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Guess who
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They're doing "thoughts and prayers" for Ukraine now lmao
To the Ukrainian people...just know that REAL patriots in the United States...support you all the way.

#HOLDFAST
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Any journos or other people with access to streeting

Ask him why he thinks it's ok to continue asking a group who think blocking childline access, refusing rape crisis counselling, putting chilli sauce in make up and promoting DIY conversion therapy guides for their thoughts on trans healthcare.
Trans Safety Network are extremely concerned that DHSC are continuing to solicit input on trans healthcare from Bayswater and other anti trans groups after a reply to our previous concerns stated they would not work with groups who promote harmful practices or discriminatory views
Wes Streeting continues to ignore safeguarding concerns about parents group linked to abusive practices
Trans Safety Network has seen evidence Wes Streeting and the DHSC solicited feedback on a “puberty blocker risk form” from Bayswater Support Group and other anti-trans groups in September 2025, 6 mont...
transsafety.network
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm sorry but this recent outbreak of "engaging online with Americans" was because of a post from a fucking ex-Gawker writer complaining about a term I've literally never heard anyone use ? Behave yourselves
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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UK now at the point where the former Chair of the Racial Equalities Commission is calling for campaigns of terror against people of colour on the streets of the UK
Trevor Philips in the Times, calling for a Trump/Miller-style of random deportations based on skin colour.

archive.ph/RlXPj
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I said what I said
It is extremely funny to me that Erika Ishii said this in a year she was the protagonist in a major video game
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Your ancestors knew death in ways you never will, Charlie Brown
Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent, Charlie Brown
You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Turns out the answer to "what would a British Tomie be like" is just various forms of the same haircut having staggeringly stupid ideas about the economy
"Legoheads, assemble!"
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me as ur bsky therapist
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
One of my favourite things about getting older is how sometimes you'll do something wild like "eat a pizza" and it will literally fuck your stomach up so badly you spend the next 24 hours thinking you're dying
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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“does real even matter anymore” he says as he goes to sleep in his race car bed
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Just to prove a point, like
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Found some free furniture and sister immediately rejected it as the pictures vibes were wrong
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
As fun as the regular death threats and 17k a year pay were, I decided to get a job in the local uni because it paid better and I didn't have sleep in shifts. 10 years later, I'm still here and stuck because a shit as it is, it still pays better then most stuff locally.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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remember kids -
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Cool, how do you do that? Send more Ukrainians to die? Throw NATO into a war with a nuclear adversary? None of these people live in reality, it's just posturing and roleplaying.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Just found this old graphic I made when Starmer was running for Labour leader
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The team when it's board game night
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM