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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
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I never knew that in the United States literally the president can do anything as long as everybody agrees not to stop them. Very weird, realizing the entire thing was made of cotton candy
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The most faithful take on the novel that I've seen.
Coming soon! Channel Premiere: #LouisJourdan #FrankFinlay #SusanPenhaligon #JudiBowker COUNT DRACULA (1977) Part 1 Saturday 1st November 9pm & Part 2 Sunday 2nd November 9:45pm. Classic adaptation of the Bram Stoker vampire story #TPTVsubtitles www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cOp...
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The Epstein Files must be the most nightmare shit ever if they're willing to do this. And I think Swalwell wasn't lying when he said there would be a huge defection if the vote hit the floor. Absolutely no other reason to do this. None at all.
I just went to the House floor to demand that Speaker Johnson swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the GOP gaveled out without even recognizing us. 
 
We’re not going anywhere. I’m here with Leader Jeffries and Adelita Grijalva. Speaker Johnson must swear her in.
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I demand you look at this bird.

(Photo by me)
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But Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
Hm.
a little owling early for hallowed-e'en...
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[Not wild enough. Yet.]
I bought one of those self-assembly bird tables a while back. The lazy bastards haven't even opened the box, all they've done is shit on it.
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I have also long dreamed of demolishing the white house
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The man should be in prison. But sure, let's pay him a quarter of a billion for being a criminal.
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
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I don't see it taking it more than the afternoon of Inauguration Day to demolish.
Keep seeing this image of what the new White House ballroom will look like and it's surely not real but a cursed image to haunt anyone with any knowledge of design and planning.
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“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to go away.”

“Why should I?” asked the turtle.

“Because Toad thinks that he looks funny in his bathing suit, and he does not want you to see him,” said Frog.
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Hm.
Are you ready for an amazing fact to wow friends, family and colleagues alike?

Prepare for awesomeness (and just a hint of 💩)

Did you know that Ouse Bridge in York had the earliest recorded public toilets in Yorkshire? Opened in 1367!
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A fun byproduct of unitary executive theory—if the president controls everyone under him, he can demand they transfer hundreds of millions in tax dollars into his bank account
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
[news of mobsters]
"The White House has moved ahead with the massive construction project despite not yet having sign-off from the National Capital Planning Commission, which approves construction work and major renovations to government buildings in the Washington area." bsky.app/profile/nana...
[NHS Palantir...]
Trump's ballroom donors include:

-Google, whose CEO thanked Trump for "resolution" of an antitrust case
-Palantir, which has lucrative contracts with ICE
-Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman, who would profit from Trump's regulatory rollbacks for private equity

Pay-to-play.
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Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X