Paul Ockenden
@ockenden.com
Ex PC Pro columnist. Ex-owner of one of the UK's first digital agencies. Now happily retired. I was once famous for missing deadlines, now I don’t miss them at all!
Based in Shoreham-by-Sea (between Brighton and Worthing) in West Sussex, UK.
Based in Shoreham-by-Sea (between Brighton and Worthing) in West Sussex, UK.
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Sorry to soil my timeline but this did make me laugh…you?
Took me a moment…
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
Took me a moment…
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Sorry to soil my timeline but this did make me laugh…you?
Took me a moment…
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
Took me a moment…
Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"
Fascinating. Well worth a watch.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Fascinating. Well worth a watch.
Genuine massive LOL at this.
My favourite Mark Rothko is 'POV Claudia Winkleman visits Antarctica (1969)' www.artsy.net/artwork/mark...
Mark Rothko | Untitled (Black on Gray) (1969) | Artsy
From Anderson Collection at Stanford University, Mark Rothko, Untitled (Black on Gray) (1969), Acrylic on canvas, 93 × 76 1/8 in
www.artsy.net
January 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Genuine massive LOL at this.
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
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Advert for some historical recreation thing on Channel 5 with "AI Generated" written at the bottom, like saying it is makes it all ok. Perhaps TOTP can do the same, just stick a sign in the corner saying "Paedophile" and play the Gary Glitter episodes.
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Advert for some historical recreation thing on Channel 5 with "AI Generated" written at the bottom, like saying it is makes it all ok. Perhaps TOTP can do the same, just stick a sign in the corner saying "Paedophile" and play the Gary Glitter episodes.
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24th Jan is the birthday of both @adrianedmondson.bsky.social and the Emperor Hadrian.
Ladies and Gentlemen we give you.....
...Hadrian Edmondson. 😳😐
Ladies and Gentlemen we give you.....
...Hadrian Edmondson. 😳😐
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 AM
24th Jan is the birthday of both @adrianedmondson.bsky.social and the Emperor Hadrian.
Ladies and Gentlemen we give you.....
...Hadrian Edmondson. 😳😐
Ladies and Gentlemen we give you.....
...Hadrian Edmondson. 😳😐
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Hey, funny story. Penguins live around the South Pole. You almost couldn’t get further away from Greenland (on the surface of the Earth) if you tried. Really demonstrates the level of knowledge the Trump administration has about the country it thinks it should annex.
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hey, funny story. Penguins live around the South Pole. You almost couldn’t get further away from Greenland (on the surface of the Earth) if you tried. Really demonstrates the level of knowledge the Trump administration has about the country it thinks it should annex.
Can someone test Trump's weewee please. I think the old fella must have a UTI. Over the years I've known several geriatric people who've behaved oddly with a urine infection. It's quite common in the old and infirm.
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Can someone test Trump's weewee please. I think the old fella must have a UTI. Over the years I've known several geriatric people who've behaved oddly with a urine infection. It's quite common in the old and infirm.
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Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
From my local paper. Isn’t this the very definition of a council house?
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
From my local paper. Isn’t this the very definition of a council house?
It’s a bit worrying when reporting a fraudulent transaction via your bank’s online help facility, and the person you are speaking to sounds just like a fraudster!
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It’s a bit worrying when reporting a fraudulent transaction via your bank’s online help facility, and the person you are speaking to sounds just like a fraudster!
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The mask dropped sometime ago, but the true face of the brutality of the Trump administration and their lickspittles screams louder every day and remember Farage is made in this image #poetry #reneegood #politics #justice #farage
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 AM
The mask dropped sometime ago, but the true face of the brutality of the Trump administration and their lickspittles screams louder every day and remember Farage is made in this image #poetry #reneegood #politics #justice #farage
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Listening to the rebroadcast if the 1970s Bowie prog on 6 music. They cut out his 2HB "that's a pun" comment from the original!
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Listening to the rebroadcast if the 1970s Bowie prog on 6 music. They cut out his 2HB "that's a pun" comment from the original!
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This risks undermining the dignity and stature of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
This risks undermining the dignity and stature of the FIFA peace prize
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It bears repeating: music lovers use their hi-fi to listen to music. Audiophiles use music to listen to their hi-fi.
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
It bears repeating: music lovers use their hi-fi to listen to music. Audiophiles use music to listen to their hi-fi.
London fireworks were great, but why add those stupid video overlays? They aren’t real. People there don’t see them. The fireworks stand on their own without that nonsense.
(Maybe some people watching really believe the London Eye can turn into a giant telly).
Oh, and Happy New Year!
(Maybe some people watching really believe the London Eye can turn into a giant telly).
Oh, and Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
London fireworks were great, but why add those stupid video overlays? They aren’t real. People there don’t see them. The fireworks stand on their own without that nonsense.
(Maybe some people watching really believe the London Eye can turn into a giant telly).
Oh, and Happy New Year!
(Maybe some people watching really believe the London Eye can turn into a giant telly).
Oh, and Happy New Year!
As a boomer I’m supposed to moan that everything is worse these days. And sure, many things are. But not Twiglets.
The modern ones are MUCH nicer than those from a few decades ago. They are lighter, crisper, yet still have the same flavour. Well done Jacobs!
The modern ones are MUCH nicer than those from a few decades ago. They are lighter, crisper, yet still have the same flavour. Well done Jacobs!
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
As a boomer I’m supposed to moan that everything is worse these days. And sure, many things are. But not Twiglets.
The modern ones are MUCH nicer than those from a few decades ago. They are lighter, crisper, yet still have the same flavour. Well done Jacobs!
The modern ones are MUCH nicer than those from a few decades ago. They are lighter, crisper, yet still have the same flavour. Well done Jacobs!
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Singer Chris Rea dies age 74
Rea was known for a string of hits including Driving Home For Christmas.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".
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Italian Superglue factory.
Boss: how is that new formula going?
Worker: 👌
Boss: how is that new formula going?
Worker: 👌
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Italian Superglue factory.
Boss: how is that new formula going?
Worker: 👌
Boss: how is that new formula going?
Worker: 👌