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A perfect sweetie. You cannot report me. Moon cultist
Pinned
Charlie Entertainment Kirk
This might be the worst thing I've ever made I'm so sorry
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Was looking for one of those Yule Log videos to have on during today's festivities got 3 episodes in to Stranger Things 5 thinking I had found it because it was indeed like having a hot log on screen for 40 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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do not kill yourself. killing yourself is the yourself killer
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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SHOCKED LISTENERS! CHILD SUPERMODEL JON BENÉT RUMSFELD IS DEAD!

THIS MORNING @cloacadestroyer.bsky.social AND @badposter.lol FOUND LITTLE JON BENÉT DEAD OF AN APPARENT SUICIDE! FURTHER COMPROMISING THE INVESTIGATION INTO THE AS YET UNRELEASED FILES ON THE PAIR!

RELEASE THE MEATLORD FILES!
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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All of the games in this series...
Shining Force: Legacy of Great Intention
Shining Force 2
Shining Force CD
Shining Force Gaiden: Final Conflict
Shining Force III (Scenario 1-3)
Yes lets remake all of these...
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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working on my peanuts pitch for adult swim
April 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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my dad’s pay period is still messed up and i have under $100 atm lol. please share 💖
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November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is all just Florbo to me
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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When I was a boy and I would see scary content on the internet, my mother would say to me, "Look for the posters. You will always find people who are posting.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The “turkey sucks, actually” meme led many to complain even though my mom and her husband always get a good bird out. So they switched plans. My jihad starts now. Hating turkey is for idiots and rubes, signal boost pls
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Every day we stray further from God's light
We’ve gone too far
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I ask you, fellow Americans, when will the raccoon's reign of terror end?
GOOD MOURNING LISTENERS!

IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE TRAGIC SLAYING OF OUR ESTEEMED STATESMAN MEATLORD, AND WE ALL HAVE MORE ACCUSATIONS THAN TRUTHS!

WELL ONE ADORABLE LITTLE LISTENER HAS NAVIGATED THE FOREST TO BRING US AN EXCLUSIVE!

VIDEO OF THE KILLERS, FLEEING THE SCENE MOMENTS AFTER!
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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GOOD MOURNING LISTENERS!

IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE TRAGIC SLAYING OF OUR ESTEEMED STATESMAN MEATLORD, AND WE ALL HAVE MORE ACCUSATIONS THAN TRUTHS!

WELL ONE ADORABLE LITTLE LISTENER HAS NAVIGATED THE FOREST TO BRING US AN EXCLUSIVE!

VIDEO OF THE KILLERS, FLEEING THE SCENE MOMENTS AFTER!
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I made a comic... Please enjoy! :)
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Cat goblin
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Cookies are Christmas pies are thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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March 7, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It's because he's a dumb misogynist. Imagine paying for an article that is just that
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sunfish my beloved
i am requesting bitches on these web sites stop being mean to the sunfish immediately!!! it is a lovely beast!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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i am requesting bitches on these web sites stop being mean to the sunfish immediately!!! it is a lovely beast!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Soup of the day: Baked macaroni and cheese
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM