Octuple Threat
@octuplethreat.bsky.social
I think elegance and attitude are the same thing. And, I have IBS.
Opinions stated are mine alone and do not reflect those of any organization I’m affiliated with.
Opinions stated are mine alone and do not reflect those of any organization I’m affiliated with.
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honest to fucking god no one has ever had more chances and more excuses made for them than this giant merkin-topped pile of moldy tangerine peels
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
honest to fucking god no one has ever had more chances and more excuses made for them than this giant merkin-topped pile of moldy tangerine peels
I think he sees the writing on the wall—I do think a reckoning is coming and better for the rich like him to pay some more tax than give it all up in a worst case scenario.
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think he sees the writing on the wall—I do think a reckoning is coming and better for the rich like him to pay some more tax than give it all up in a worst case scenario.
*tap* *tap* *tap* yes hi, it’s because Fallon is not funny at all
I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
*tap* *tap* *tap* yes hi, it’s because Fallon is not funny at all
Anyways, all this to say that @aircanada.bsky.social doesn’t have great in-flight customer service. And the passenger next to me stowed their laptop in their seatback! Lord help me!
One thing about me? I love submitting complaints for bad customer service!
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Anyways, all this to say that @aircanada.bsky.social doesn’t have great in-flight customer service. And the passenger next to me stowed their laptop in their seatback! Lord help me!
One thing about me? I love submitting complaints for bad customer service!
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One thing about me? I love submitting complaints for bad customer service!
Oh…yall actually watched it?
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh…yall actually watched it?
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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What Danielle said
Ok but also who the fuck is betting on the next fed chair
Trump told the WSJ that he is leaning toward Warsh as the next Fed chair. Prediction markets have responded but don't fully believe it. Call it a tossup. www.wsj.com/economy/cent...
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What Danielle said
Looooove work gossip and drama, it’s really giving today!
a woman wearing a black polka dot dress is sitting on wendy 's show
Alt: a woman wearing a black polka dot dress is sitting on wendy 's show
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Looooove work gossip and drama, it’s really giving today!
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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What could a second home in florida you live in 6.1 months of the year to avoid paying any income tax in your real home state cost michael, ten dollars?
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
What could a second home in florida you live in 6.1 months of the year to avoid paying any income tax in your real home state cost michael, ten dollars?
Lmao what did Zohran put in his Diet Coke, bc whatever it is, I need it.
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lmao what did Zohran put in his Diet Coke, bc whatever it is, I need it.
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Lobotomize me right now
Like when someone engineers a trillion-dollar pay package for themself?
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Lobotomize me right now
Honey, the land!
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Honey, the land!
Any NYC bloomfies out there have a couch I can crash on Friday night?
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Any NYC bloomfies out there have a couch I can crash on Friday night?
No, we do not.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No, we do not.
Anywayssssss a good reminder that no one owes their employer shit and you always gotta look out for #1
Looooove that my employer basically told me I’ve been operating at the next level all year only to be told now that “we didn’t know you wanted to get promoted, so we’re not gonna do it.”
Time to brush up the resume
Time to brush up the resume
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Anywayssssss a good reminder that no one owes their employer shit and you always gotta look out for #1
Looooove that my employer basically told me I’ve been operating at the next level all year only to be told now that “we didn’t know you wanted to get promoted, so we’re not gonna do it.”
Time to brush up the resume
Time to brush up the resume
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Looooove that my employer basically told me I’ve been operating at the next level all year only to be told now that “we didn’t know you wanted to get promoted, so we’re not gonna do it.”
Time to brush up the resume
Time to brush up the resume