Too Much Coffee Dan
@oddballuk.bsky.social
Film & Comicbook Fan. Coffee Drinker. Cat Owner. Lefty. Medicated. He/Him. Trans Rights. Free Palestine. Black Lives Matter. Save the NHS. Join a Union. Vote Green. Nottingham, UK
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The Hard Labour Party
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Hard Labour Party
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This really needs emphasizing. The entirety of the UK media ecosystem is utterly fixated on a 100% fabricated "crisis".
Net migration has fallen again to 204,000, the lowest level since 2021 and is forecast to continue falling over the coming years.
Not that you would know it from the endless coverage of Britain's supposed "immigration crisis"
Not that you would know it from the endless coverage of Britain's supposed "immigration crisis"
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This really needs emphasizing. The entirety of the UK media ecosystem is utterly fixated on a 100% fabricated "crisis".
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Today we’ll get latest net immigration figures - They’ll show immigration for work is plummeting.
Why is this not part of the discussion on Rachel Reeves balancing her books & stalled growth?
For every 100,000 drop in net immigration, the OBR adds £7bn to the deficit. #r4today
Why is this not part of the discussion on Rachel Reeves balancing her books & stalled growth?
For every 100,000 drop in net immigration, the OBR adds £7bn to the deficit. #r4today
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Today we’ll get latest net immigration figures - They’ll show immigration for work is plummeting.
Why is this not part of the discussion on Rachel Reeves balancing her books & stalled growth?
For every 100,000 drop in net immigration, the OBR adds £7bn to the deficit. #r4today
Why is this not part of the discussion on Rachel Reeves balancing her books & stalled growth?
For every 100,000 drop in net immigration, the OBR adds £7bn to the deficit. #r4today
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In the UK we celebrate Misgiving, a year-round festival of formless dread and unease
November 23, 2023 at 8:49 AM
In the UK we celebrate Misgiving, a year-round festival of formless dread and unease
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🔮 trans women get Samus blaster arm and trans men get Mega Man blaster arm
June 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🔮 trans women get Samus blaster arm and trans men get Mega Man blaster arm
Park Chan-wook‘s No Other Choice finally has a UK release date (January 23rd)
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Park Chan-wook‘s No Other Choice finally has a UK release date (January 23rd)
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Good to hear Rachel Reeves finally attack the 2 child benefit cap - but if Labour were so much against it, why’s it taken them so long to scrap it? And why were Labour MPs suspended for saying *exactly* the same last year? There’s no moral high ground here #budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Good to hear Rachel Reeves finally attack the 2 child benefit cap - but if Labour were so much against it, why’s it taken them so long to scrap it? And why were Labour MPs suspended for saying *exactly* the same last year? There’s no moral high ground here #budget2025
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It's the only good cinema metaphor for Secret Santa.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's the only good cinema metaphor for Secret Santa.
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This is fantastic news and it should never have taken this long. Congratulations to all the campaigners.
And the two child benefit limit is abolished. An enormous victory for those who have campaigned tirelessly for eight long years through successive governments. This will lift at least 450,000 children out of poverty. Fewer kids will be hungry. No more women forced to disclose their rape.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is fantastic news and it should never have taken this long. Congratulations to all the campaigners.
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you don’t have to fuck people over to survive
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
you don’t have to fuck people over to survive
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if your toddler asks for his scissors ALWAYS ASK WHY
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
if your toddler asks for his scissors ALWAYS ASK WHY
What the holy fuck is a tonsil stone?
This has just come up in the book I’m currently reading too
(Heather Parry’s Carrion Crow)
This has just come up in the book I’m currently reading too
(Heather Parry’s Carrion Crow)
I was watching TV and coughed up a tonsil stone. I didn't know what to do with it and the smell was offensive. Called my dog over and she ate it without hesitation. Now have to wait a few months for the next one.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What the holy fuck is a tonsil stone?
This has just come up in the book I’m currently reading too
(Heather Parry’s Carrion Crow)
This has just come up in the book I’m currently reading too
(Heather Parry’s Carrion Crow)
Love those budget tax calculators that are like “if your income rises in line with inflation” because it makes me laugh/cry until my eyes bleed
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Love those budget tax calculators that are like “if your income rises in line with inflation” because it makes me laugh/cry until my eyes bleed
I like it when people share family photos on their social media but want to protect their children’s privacy so cover their faces with an emoji. It’s fun to imagine it’s really to hide some hideous feature. Maybe their child has an old person’s face. Maybe they all look like Michael Gove?
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I like it when people share family photos on their social media but want to protect their children’s privacy so cover their faces with an emoji. It’s fun to imagine it’s really to hide some hideous feature. Maybe their child has an old person’s face. Maybe they all look like Michael Gove?
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damn, well I'm sure the MET will come down on them with the same enthusiasm they have for arresting climate protestors
It's looking as if the farmers protest in Whitehall today have ignored the police request not to bring their tractors.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
damn, well I'm sure the MET will come down on them with the same enthusiasm they have for arresting climate protestors
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If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Me [hand in the Bene Gesserit pain box]: oh God oh no oh fuck oh shit
Reverend Mother [realizes the box is set to cum mode]: not again
Reverend Mother [realizes the box is set to cum mode]: not again
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Me [hand in the Bene Gesserit pain box]: oh God oh no oh fuck oh shit
Reverend Mother [realizes the box is set to cum mode]: not again
Reverend Mother [realizes the box is set to cum mode]: not again
She’s been! She’s been! Everything is gone
Budget Eve
Rachel Reeves climbing down the chimneys of low income households, taking anything that isn’t nailed down
Rachel Reeves climbing down the chimneys of low income households, taking anything that isn’t nailed down
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
She’s been! She’s been! Everything is gone
Budget Eve
Rachel Reeves climbing down the chimneys of low income households, taking anything that isn’t nailed down
Rachel Reeves climbing down the chimneys of low income households, taking anything that isn’t nailed down
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Budget Eve
Rachel Reeves climbing down the chimneys of low income households, taking anything that isn’t nailed down
Rachel Reeves climbing down the chimneys of low income households, taking anything that isn’t nailed down
About to watch Polyester as God (John Waters) intended…
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
About to watch Polyester as God (John Waters) intended…
Hearing that Keir Starmer is so unhappy with the courts blocking his attempts to imprison peaceful protesters that he will be replacing the courts with the Quintessons from Transformers the Movie
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hearing that Keir Starmer is so unhappy with the courts blocking his attempts to imprison peaceful protesters that he will be replacing the courts with the Quintessons from Transformers the Movie
Has Wes Streeting even seen the price of Frijj today?
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Has Wes Streeting even seen the price of Frijj today?
Reminded that the judicial review into the proscription of Palestine Action is supposed to start today, isn’t it?
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reminded that the judicial review into the proscription of Palestine Action is supposed to start today, isn’t it?