Ben Coleman
@ohcoleman.bsky.social
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Writer, culture correspondent, and a big fan of sitting at the end of the bar with an old paperback. EaterPDX, Reactor, The Portland Mercury, The Long Con. www.OhColeman.com he/him
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Hell half the country can't even say "Oregon" right
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In retrospect we should have fled into the streets in terror like when they showed a train on film for the first time
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Sorry to say we did that last week and look what happened
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Jack Black, best known as the guy standing slightly behind Denis Leary in Demolition Man
A scene from Demolition Man in which Jack Black is standing slightly behind Denis Leary
ohcoleman.bsky.social
Sadly no, but it may have been lost on another bus
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Today in war-torn Portland the bus driver announced that someone lost a bus pass and everyone got up to look for it.
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The Men in Black sequels aren't the *worst* movies ever made, but there was a huge opportunity for a franchise that didn't depend on a single star. Leave TLJ alone, introduce a new agent every time, keep the ones that stick, and rotate Smith out if he's bored with the role.
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
so now that this special place -- where once, together, by the glow of the artificial fire, we beheld the ten thousand Alf hog posts that were all mass deleted while yet unindexed -- is changing for the worse according to most of the people who made it what it was, it seems worth asking:
ohcoleman.bsky.social
I genuinely think future historians will describe social media CEOs the way we describe Victorian hatters now
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charibdys.bsky.social
oh sure when women use vocal fry it's so "annoying valley girl" but suddenly when men do it's all "professional jet pilot"
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joegrunenwald.bsky.social
You might be tempted to ask how Angela Bassett, whose character on 9-1-1 is an LAPD sergeant, came to be in space. To that I ask, who else has jurisdiction over crimes that take place in the space directly above Los Angeles?
ifyoucantwell.bsky.social
Look, I appreciate this. TV needs more of this. Let’s have fun again. Seriously things are so bad in the industry and everywhere. Let’s all turn on stuff at night together and go “that was insane” and then surprise there are 20 more episodes and the characters don’t remember being in orbit.
9-1-1 poster with Angela Bassett in FUCKING SPACE!
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jeffparker.bsky.social
a galactic mic drop from Jane
yasharali.bsky.social
Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
ohcoleman.bsky.social
Honestly if they put em there they might not get them out again, what with the traffic
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[Ken Burns voice]
totaldrivel.bsky.social
Eating ginger carrot soup in occupied Portland Oregon
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One Battlebot After Another
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Yeah this feels like a good thing but the monkey's paw curls inward
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
lot of problems with that piece but here's one: if anyone tries to blame "empty downtown" on anything other than

1) the pandemic
2) ted wheeler destroying the big food cart pod so his developer friends could build a hotel no one uses

they're either a moron or a developer
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alexzee.bsky.social
Not only does this story get a number of basic facts wrong, it doesn’t take time to actually explore why Portlanders elected these folks. Coming in with a pre-baked PDX story to fit a NYT narrative about NYC is harmful, especially at this moment.
What Happens When Socialists Are in Charge? Portland Offers a Glimpse.
www.nytimes.com
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They should sell floppy comics in the supermarket
liammcguire.bsky.social
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?
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That Thief Criterion is [chef kiss]
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Arson Investigator: who started this fire
Billy Joel:
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We just drove to Canada (so lower stakes) but it's something I thought about. I decided to at least turn off lock screen notifications. Ultimately no one asked so I didn't have to embarrass my girlfriend with a West Wing monologue on free speech