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Oliver H.G. Mason 📉
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Technical SEO Consultant.

https://ohgm.co.uk
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Although his eyes read excitement, you know that the spark has gone. You sense regret and longing.

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the freedom to say your homepage is a pdf
the freedom from Google indexing your homepage
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Most people rejected his message. They hated him because he told them the truth.
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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At the risk of overselling how much of a real world issue this is (it really isn't for 99.99% of sites I'd imagine), I added functionality to tamethebots.com/tools/fetch-... to cap text based files to 2 MB to simulate this.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
freedom
February 6, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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finally, AI can help writers with the boring business of world- building so we can get down to the fun stuff: search-engine optimization
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists.
www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
tfw born too early to work in digital PR
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."

A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Whiplash's "were you rushing or dragging?" scene, but it's a vocalist trying to perform a perfectly transcribed version of Pop the Glock.

(cursed thought brought to you by Spotify autoplay)
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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This podcast has lasted longer than the confederacy.

Fuck your stars and bars.
January 30, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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love to use Google Search!
January 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
if the llm rejects your ticket it's ethical to prompt inject when you repost it
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 AM
born too late to be an evil vizier
also, born too early to be an evil vizier
born just in time to consult on solutions
January 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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"it will help AI.." said with a dreamlike, beatific smile
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
are you living through the 'glory days' of getting the most mundane SEO tickets worked on without pushback because it's 'important for LLMs'?
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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I fucking did it
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Disallow: /products/*-[a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9][a-f0-9]-remote

"I'll ask what they're trying to do and we'll rewrite it to make it work...oh that's all Shopify sites now."

(though not Shopify itself)
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I enjoy the disclaimer-free-fully-AI video ads, even if I know in my heart that platforms should probably be fined for not filtering them out.
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
nasal irrigation but for my lungs
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
CLS:1 💪 lets go
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Heads of innovation at big firms must get tempted to put out predictions like:

"by Q4 2038, 91% of human life will cease because of the incident, with the rest following in Q1."
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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Let’s check out what hsbc has said in the past!
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
regret remembering using musicbee with the big iPod flashed with rockbox
it’s amazing that spotify can collect all that data on you, and with an unlimited number of songs to choose from, put together a Discover Weekly playlist that features the most boring bland tasteless music you’ve ever heard in your life
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM