Art Micklewraith
@joepreston.bsky.social
Conclusion Jumper & Djinn
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This post is about Macaulay Culkin saying he loves Poona Ford and what I love most about it is the assumption that someone would pay an actor who hasn't been popular since 1991 to pretend to be a fan of a nose tackle
The NFL is paying celebs to be Rams fans? That's cute.
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This post is about Macaulay Culkin saying he loves Poona Ford and what I love most about it is the assumption that someone would pay an actor who hasn't been popular since 1991 to pretend to be a fan of a nose tackle
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FOUR REPUBLICANS just signed the House Democratic discharge petition to force a House vote on the Hakeem Jeffries bill to extend health care tax credits for 3 years: Brian Fitzpatrick (PA), Mike Lawler (NY), Rob Bresnahan (PA), and Ryan Mackenzie (PA). Gives it the required 218 signatures. Huge news
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
FOUR REPUBLICANS just signed the House Democratic discharge petition to force a House vote on the Hakeem Jeffries bill to extend health care tax credits for 3 years: Brian Fitzpatrick (PA), Mike Lawler (NY), Rob Bresnahan (PA), and Ryan Mackenzie (PA). Gives it the required 218 signatures. Huge news
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The US Administration has banned Americans from *adopting babies* from much of the African continent.
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The US Administration has banned Americans from *adopting babies* from much of the African continent.
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
Adopting.
Babies.
What trait do those babies have that, when they grow up as fully American adults, would make them a threat to our country in any form?
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Texas royalty Joe Ely has passed away today.
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Texas royalty Joe Ely has passed away today.
A map showing where I lived as a child would roughly approximate a Delaware Punch distribution map.
Disappointed to learn that Delaware Punch was only ever sold in Texas and the deep south, eventually becoming hyperlocal to San Antonio
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A map showing where I lived as a child would roughly approximate a Delaware Punch distribution map.
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<sigh>
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
<sigh>
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ouch, that new AP poll has Trump at 29%
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
ouch, that new AP poll has Trump at 29%
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U.S. LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS IN A HISTORIC NEGATIVE RUN AS LEI FALLS TO LOWEST LEVEL IN 11 YEARS
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
U.S. LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS IN A HISTORIC NEGATIVE RUN AS LEI FALLS TO LOWEST LEVEL IN 11 YEARS
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Now now you're only allowed to judge democrats by what they're strictly capable of in this exact moment, please ignore the enormous mountain of failures we've all just rolled down
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Now now you're only allowed to judge democrats by what they're strictly capable of in this exact moment, please ignore the enormous mountain of failures we've all just rolled down
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Here we go! We knew it was close. Today is the day. We've been waiting for this broad core update for a long time. I'll be posting updates based on what I'm seeing. It usually takes 24-48 hours to land. Stay tuned -> Google December 2025 core update rolling out now
Google December 2025 core update rolling out now
This was the third core update of 2025 and fourth confirmed Google update in 2025.
searchengineland.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Here we go! We knew it was close. Today is the day. We've been waiting for this broad core update for a long time. I'll be posting updates based on what I'm seeing. It usually takes 24-48 hours to land. Stay tuned -> Google December 2025 core update rolling out now
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got the most spectacular text from my friend last night
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
got the most spectacular text from my friend last night
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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Anyone noticing this? Google Search Console performance report showing average position improving a ton but impressions and clicks staying the same - I am seeing this across many properties #googlesearchconsole
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Anyone noticing this? Google Search Console performance report showing average position improving a ton but impressions and clicks staying the same - I am seeing this across many properties #googlesearchconsole
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The only problem with knowing The Absolute Truth about everything is everyone hates me and I am forced to live alone in my 05 Buick Century parked in a state forest
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The only problem with knowing The Absolute Truth about everything is everyone hates me and I am forced to live alone in my 05 Buick Century parked in a state forest
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WTAF IT GETS WORSE
- 27% of Republicans age to 30-49 self-identify as openly antisemitic
- 18% ID as antisemitic among Republicans ages 18-29
(Antisemitic defined here as expressing hostility to or prejudice against Jewish people)
- 27% of Republicans age to 30-49 self-identify as openly antisemitic
- 18% ID as antisemitic among Republicans ages 18-29
(Antisemitic defined here as expressing hostility to or prejudice against Jewish people)
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
WTAF IT GETS WORSE
- 27% of Republicans age to 30-49 self-identify as openly antisemitic
- 18% ID as antisemitic among Republicans ages 18-29
(Antisemitic defined here as expressing hostility to or prejudice against Jewish people)
- 27% of Republicans age to 30-49 self-identify as openly antisemitic
- 18% ID as antisemitic among Republicans ages 18-29
(Antisemitic defined here as expressing hostility to or prejudice against Jewish people)
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Gotta love it
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gotta love it
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I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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*ADOBE TO BUY MARKETING PLATFORM SEMRUSH IN $1.9 BILLION DEAL
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
*ADOBE TO BUY MARKETING PLATFORM SEMRUSH IN $1.9 BILLION DEAL
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props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
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Alt text must provide context for people who cannot see the image. Describe the image's context and purpose. Do not write alt text for cute or clever jokes based on visual content you expect users can see. This is an abuse of alt text, as it violates the whole point of alt text.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Alt text must provide context for people who cannot see the image. Describe the image's context and purpose. Do not write alt text for cute or clever jokes based on visual content you expect users can see. This is an abuse of alt text, as it violates the whole point of alt text.
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“Tool of our enemies” that’s how you’re describing the bishop of Rome, heir to the chair of St. Peter, vicar of Christ, visible head of the Church? Whose side are you on??
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“Tool of our enemies” that’s how you’re describing the bishop of Rome, heir to the chair of St. Peter, vicar of Christ, visible head of the Church? Whose side are you on??
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Wow.
Jeffrey Epstein writing about Trump in 2018:
"He feels alone and is nuts!!! I told everyone from day one. Evil beyond belief. Mad, and most thought I was speaking metaphorically. It's obvious he could crack. Stormy Daniels? Lies after lies after lies."
Jeffrey Epstein writing about Trump in 2018:
"He feels alone and is nuts!!! I told everyone from day one. Evil beyond belief. Mad, and most thought I was speaking metaphorically. It's obvious he could crack. Stormy Daniels? Lies after lies after lies."
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wow.
Jeffrey Epstein writing about Trump in 2018:
"He feels alone and is nuts!!! I told everyone from day one. Evil beyond belief. Mad, and most thought I was speaking metaphorically. It's obvious he could crack. Stormy Daniels? Lies after lies after lies."
Jeffrey Epstein writing about Trump in 2018:
"He feels alone and is nuts!!! I told everyone from day one. Evil beyond belief. Mad, and most thought I was speaking metaphorically. It's obvious he could crack. Stormy Daniels? Lies after lies after lies."