Ol' Chef Dan
@olchefdan.bsky.social
Work-from-home situationist. Agnetha Fältskog photo is unrelated. Return guy for Pyrrhonism.
Lyon, France
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Ol' Chef Dan
@olchefdan.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I was radicalized by the classic Subhuman's EP "Time Flies But Aeroplanes Crash".
Me, reading Catch-22.
I pronounce it "youessian" in my head.
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Me, reading Catch-22.
We are going to win.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We are going to win.
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The oyster bar owners are really good people, which can be rarer than we'd like, and this is the type of small business owners we need to succeed. Make it down there for a meal.
The venerable seafood restaurant has been family-owned for four generations.
‘A literal ghost town’: 118 years in, one of Portland’s oldest restaurants is struggling to stay afloat
The venerable seafood restaurant has been family-owned for four generations.
www.oregonlive.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The oyster bar owners are really good people, which can be rarer than we'd like, and this is the type of small business owners we need to succeed. Make it down there for a meal.
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Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…
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That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Me watching Declan Rice this week.
a woman is crying and saying i love him so much
Alt: Holly Hunter is crying and saying i love him so much
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me watching Declan Rice this week.
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In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
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Friend lives off of Maryland. Posted this pic this morning.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Friend lives off of Maryland. Posted this pic this morning.
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Chat we have reached heretofore unthinkable levels of “he just like me fr”
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Chat we have reached heretofore unthinkable levels of “he just like me fr”
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Gotta love how lives are being wrecked, industries are being stripmined, and the world is being torched, just so a few warped executives can tug their milky little twiglets over the impossible fantasy of a world where products are made for free and sold for thousands to unemployed people.
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Gotta love how lives are being wrecked, industries are being stripmined, and the world is being torched, just so a few warped executives can tug their milky little twiglets over the impossible fantasy of a world where products are made for free and sold for thousands to unemployed people.
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Everyone in British political punditry has decided to use the word smörgåsbord a lot lately and, given that it’s a word that includes two vowels that don’t exist in the English language, I find it a poor choice.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Everyone in British political punditry has decided to use the word smörgåsbord a lot lately and, given that it’s a word that includes two vowels that don’t exist in the English language, I find it a poor choice.
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Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
Pretty shopkeeper in DC, "You have the hands of a flutist."
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pretty shopkeeper in DC, "You have the hands of a flutist."
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it's just a good as hell line, I'm sorry, I'm going to be thinking of "this author truly has stood in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation" whenever I read something good now.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
it's just a good as hell line, I'm sorry, I'm going to be thinking of "this author truly has stood in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation" whenever I read something good now.
This Thanksgiving please remember: Bob Dylan, The Beatles, turkey, and pumpkin pie are all good. Hell, even The Doors and cranberry sauce have their moments.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This Thanksgiving please remember: Bob Dylan, The Beatles, turkey, and pumpkin pie are all good. Hell, even The Doors and cranberry sauce have their moments.
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[stares at Chuck Klosterman in 1994 Macalester radio alum]
November 25, 2023 at 8:48 PM
[stares at Chuck Klosterman in 1994 Macalester radio alum]
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I think it's become more neutral but this reads a bit like walking into an Australian outback pub and going "so, gents, you still all pooftahs in here or have some of you stopped mincing about".
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I think it's become more neutral but this reads a bit like walking into an Australian outback pub and going "so, gents, you still all pooftahs in here or have some of you stopped mincing about".
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
You know what's going to happen, I have to assume you want what's going to happen, you can't complain.
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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[jackie chan, every single joint audibly creaking] you're right Chris Tucker, the president is a good and true friend to premier xi jinping. that's why we have to stop the dastardly Taiwan Authorities from sabotaging our humanitarian mission to taipei province!
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
[jackie chan, every single joint audibly creaking] you're right Chris Tucker, the president is a good and true friend to premier xi jinping. that's why we have to stop the dastardly Taiwan Authorities from sabotaging our humanitarian mission to taipei province!
The Civilized Traveler (rip) on the Upper West Side where I sold luggage to Barbara Walters and David Sanborn, but didn't have "anything cheaper" for my hero, Lou Reed.
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The Civilized Traveler (rip) on the Upper West Side where I sold luggage to Barbara Walters and David Sanborn, but didn't have "anything cheaper" for my hero, Lou Reed.
The Légionnaires?! Mdr
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Légionnaires?! Mdr
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if you're a man with a deep speaking voice in a band, ideally your singing voice should sound like gypsy on mst3k
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
if you're a man with a deep speaking voice in a band, ideally your singing voice should sound like gypsy on mst3k
My ranking of the trending topics:
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November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
My ranking of the trending topics:
1. 4
2. 3
3. 5
4. 2
Dead last. 1
1. 4
2. 3
3. 5
4. 2
Dead last. 1