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Jarrod Surname
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Motorsport fan, Gamer, NRL (Roosters), NFL (Panthers), NBA (Pelicans), incoherent ramblings and general nonsense. He/Him.

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Jalen Hurts prays to the positivity bunny
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-ea...
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Mom has opinions about football
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Wait. Jack Bird is still in the league? Thought he had gone off to the UK, long ago. #NRL
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I hope enough nations dip from Eurovision that we end up with the song contest equivalent of the 1996 US 500 at Michigan Speedway
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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“Let them be kids!”

But Victoria passed the Adult Time for Violent Crime legislation which can send 14 year olds to adult jails.

Which is it you want them to be? Adults or children?

Or simply not seen or heard at all?
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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How news.corp and the govt are suggesting tonight at the dinner table will be because of the social media ban
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Drag him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
McLaren robbed Piastri so the Golden Boy could win instead. I'll never be convinced otherwise.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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"How could someone be so twisted?" said the media regarding the person making nursery rhyme videos.

From the archive: chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oof. Hopefully we get to see a couple of these in the Bathurst 12hr in years to come. 😍
Toyota’s long-awaited entry into GT3 racing will soon end thanks to the all-new platform, based on the GR GT road car.
Toyota unveils all-new V8-powered GR GT3
The Toyota GR GT3 is powered by a 4.0-litre, twin-turbo V8 that has many of the same structural components as
speedcafe.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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AND HERE ARE THE REMAINING BETS FOR THE WEEK
CONGRATS TO THE PANTHERS, TEXANS, AND JETS
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I remember as a little kid listening to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers and thinking "I don't really understand what's going on in this song I bet it's messed up grown up stuff I'll understand later" and now I'm nearly 40 and still have no idea what the song is supposed to be about.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM