Man from Hjelmdall
@orbitron81.bsky.social
Actually from STL ⚜️
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the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle
Generational hit dogs holler moment
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Generational hit dogs holler moment
Shout out to the team that named themselves “The Quizlamic State” last night at trivia
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Shout out to the team that named themselves “The Quizlamic State” last night at trivia
lmao
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
lmao
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Declining HR meeting request and replying with link to Dow Jones Industrial Average
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Declining HR meeting request and replying with link to Dow Jones Industrial Average
Gaggle of morons tripping over their own dicks
So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Gaggle of morons tripping over their own dicks
This is what we do with the Arch in STL 🫡
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This is what we do with the Arch in STL 🫡
I'm a downtown St Louis resident, a huge fan of Disco Elysium, and a huge hater of February, so this is basically my favorite video on the internet
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I'm a downtown St Louis resident, a huge fan of Disco Elysium, and a huge hater of February, so this is basically my favorite video on the internet
This might be a Top 3 Elon diss post because he is 100% the guy that brings CAH to the function, probably also tries to convince your underage sister to play so he can hit on her
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This might be a Top 3 Elon diss post because he is 100% the guy that brings CAH to the function, probably also tries to convince your underage sister to play so he can hit on her
Imagine living through the holocaust only to, in the last years of your life, be made to relive the ramp up to it
If you follow Joanne Freeman she reported last week that Holocaust survivors living in assisted living homes, I think in Florida, we asking home administrators if they could hide their Haitian nurses and care-givers in their apartments to keep them safe.
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Imagine living through the holocaust only to, in the last years of your life, be made to relive the ramp up to it
Ok look I know we all hate Kid Rock’s stupid ass but I most definitely had him on full blast in my car back in ‘98. Let’s not kid ourselves*
*Editor’s note: I am a Midwest white boy
*Editor’s note: I am a Midwest white boy
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Ok look I know we all hate Kid Rock’s stupid ass but I most definitely had him on full blast in my car back in ‘98. Let’s not kid ourselves*
*Editor’s note: I am a Midwest white boy
*Editor’s note: I am a Midwest white boy
Disconnect your Ring cameras
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Disconnect your Ring cameras
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
There isn't a single thing Japan won't make up a cute cat mascot for
Nahanyan, a railway worker black cat, is the mascot for the Kamakura Rolling Stock Center (Nakahara Branch), who fix and maintain trains.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
There isn't a single thing Japan won't make up a cute cat mascot for
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There are few more revealing glimpses afforded than the way these doofuses still applaud this moment, in which a famously racist warmonger corrected a woman by saying that Obama couldn't be an "Arab" because he was a "decent person."
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
February 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
There are few more revealing glimpses afforded than the way these doofuses still applaud this moment, in which a famously racist warmonger corrected a woman by saying that Obama couldn't be an "Arab" because he was a "decent person."
Our tax dollars are being used to staff ice with hundreds of sociopaths. They are full to bursting with "that kid" from your neighborhood growing up. The one that used to light cats on fire for fun
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Our tax dollars are being used to staff ice with hundreds of sociopaths. They are full to bursting with "that kid" from your neighborhood growing up. The one that used to light cats on fire for fun
Military grade intelligence tactics lmao
What does it mean? We don't have to tell you! But it sounds scary, huh? OOGA BOOGA
What does it mean? We don't have to tell you! But it sounds scary, huh? OOGA BOOGA
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Military grade intelligence tactics lmao
What does it mean? We don't have to tell you! But it sounds scary, huh? OOGA BOOGA
What does it mean? We don't have to tell you! But it sounds scary, huh? OOGA BOOGA
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
You've seen what happens when ICE is driving around neighborhoods free to move...now imagine them having to stand in one spot for hours at a time lmao actually doing this would be the worst idea ever
Breaking:
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You've seen what happens when ICE is driving around neighborhoods free to move...now imagine them having to stand in one spot for hours at a time lmao actually doing this would be the worst idea ever
The woke libtards are biting the tongues of honest, hardworking people who just want to pay them $1000 for sex
the slapchop guy is running for congress and hollering about woke. sure. why not. nothing means anything anyway
February 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The woke libtards are biting the tongues of honest, hardworking people who just want to pay them $1000 for sex
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
Algo has pushed me about 100 articles today about the dueling halftime shows and I’m just…so tired of this shit man 💀 Dumbass country
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Algo has pushed me about 100 articles today about the dueling halftime shows and I’m just…so tired of this shit man 💀 Dumbass country
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
Always knew dril was why kamala lost (helpfully pointed out again today by a gaggle of this site's most mentally unwell blue anons)
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Always knew dril was why kamala lost (helpfully pointed out again today by a gaggle of this site's most mentally unwell blue anons)