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willow
@oshellwott.bsky.social
Making Good Jokes Since 2027
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this is not going well for anyone wondering
i am loving bluesky but i think i should probably also try to touch grass a little more as a substitute for twitter
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epic rap battles of history tim berners lee vs al gore
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i got so much time on my hands they’re calling me clocky
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
caught up on my @celah.bsky.social posts. i feel refreshed. i feel rejuvenated. my life is better and i am a better person for having seen these Posts. thank you celah dot bsky dot social. you saved my marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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no no you heard me wrong, i’m not UNstable. i’m IN stable. they’re giving me the horse drugs.
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
epic rap battles of history tim berners lee vs al gore
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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i think i’m getting pretty good at watering this hollow wood
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
no, sorry, tomorrow won’t work for me. i’ll be considering the sparrow during that time
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Skeletons shouldn't play each other as instruments
October 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i’m the one who manifested this. sorry everyone.
Christmas in October in Costco
October 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i had a dream last night that the first 2028 primary debate was being held in my city but i started freaking tf out because i couldn’t find the venue and it had already started
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
2002 must have been such a good year for new year’s eve glasses
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
does anybody want to be oomfs? is there anybody out there in this cold dark world. fuck my chungus life bro
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i never had a homestuck phase as a chronically-on-twitter teenager and maybe that’s why i’m not cooler as an adult. also, what is homestuck.
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i need to start posting on here more often and browsing the feed on here less often
October 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
every time you look into a field of work the discourse around it is like “there are no jobs a degree in this is useless if you want to work in this field sell your son and pay someone to let you do it”
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line
September 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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if this were the 50s I would have been lobotomized like 15 thousand posts ago
September 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i love being at the library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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uptown cannot funk you up here. this is a safe space
September 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
wait what happens to conjoined twins when only one of them is christian
only half of CatDog got raptured. it's not a pretty sight
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
September 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hey guys hey
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM