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Matt | Farallon

@ottercynic.bsky.social

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Absurdity, levity and the odd non-sequitur. Montréal Canadiens | Seattle Kraken | Pokémon Go: 2183 3320 7470 | PFP by Shiuk. BlueSky Ancient One. Seattle area greymuzzle. 🔞 Never calling.

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 15h

Has more than the car does!

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16h

Fair enough; maybe it came from someplace else, too. Didn’t care, was just a weird thing they’d say.

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16h

I never had a big enough presence for it to matter.

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16h

Not sure if they watched it either; never did in the years we lived together.

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16h

Deleted mine a year ago; why is anyone still there?

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 16h

My ex used to say this all the time re. going to bed, and I never understood why they said “bread”.

I haven’t watched the show since probably 1991.

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 17h

This is just an excuse to get people talking about it.

Don’t.

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Welcome!

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

“Line Con is part of the experience, though!”

Not for me, it isn’t!

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Not knocking them, it’s cool to see the fandom has grown so large! That aspect just isn’t for me anymore; I can’t justify pre-registering and then still standing in line for hours to pick up badge 😂

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Suffice to say, I basically don’t attend any cons anymore, haha

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Again, I didn’t know what attendance had reached. Used to live in the Bay and attended most years from its origin, it was usually around 2500-3000 people, which is about the max I can tolerate these days.

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Seems like a missed opportunity when Cats came out

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Who?

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Small relative to AC, MFF etc I guess I meant, but haven’t been in a few years.

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She Stepped Into the Alley With A Single Shot 4/10 @agenttrees.bsky.social · 18h

"My mate Paul tried to create a new lifeform by inserting his DNA into a grapefruit. But halfway through the experiment, the green grocer started hitting him. Why is science so controversial?"

Reverend Jesus "Ł" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 20h

"The Crusades sound very violent. Why can't the religions all learn to live together in peace, like they do in Ireland?"

-Philomena Cunk

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

He’s precious ❤️

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

How lucrative or profitable is FC vs other events? I know it’s still smaller.

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Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Advantage: Harvard

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

I’d watch this over that stupid tv show haha

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 18h

Come here and sit ❤️

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 19h

Sharkyote

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 19h

They’re gonna ignore it regardless

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 19h

When I lived in CA, someone had their rear windshield decorated with a Hindu motif of swastikas. I know it has a very different and much older meaning in that culture, but maybe don’t display that either; many people don’t know its origin

Matt | Farallon @ottercynic.bsky.social · 20h

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

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