Ouija Beard
@ouijabeard.satan.social
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I’m probably thinking about Satanism or house plants. Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated. Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path. NSFW but your boss is into it.
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Cancer: Money can’t buy you love, but let's face it- it’s the best chance you have.
Who needs Trump’s goons when you’re sending your own to beat on peaceful protesters. Go
Fuck yourself.
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As Pritzker said, they don't need the national guard here - home grown troopers are perfectly happy to beat, brutalize and suppress protesters, clergy, and people of conscience!
Everything that just happened was both brutal and expected given how we've seen ISP behave these last few weeks.

Saw troopers striking people with batons, dragging protesters. They're currently cuffing someone marked as a medic. Approximately nine people we see in state custody now.
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This is why I'm not currently a Pritzker stan. These are the guys he sent and isn't properly overseeing
State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
This video not only gets to live rent free in my head but I pay all its utilities and grocery expenses too.
wizard frog is insane
@theonion.com watching Alex Jones lose his Supreme Court bid like:
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Pilots. They're just like us!
An investigation is underway after a Ryanair flight landed in Manchester with less than the minimum amount of fuel left in its tanks.

The plane landed with just 220kg left in the tank – an amount which is sufficient for around five to six minutes of flying time.
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I know nothing about this rally but if they are calling it the Hate America Rally, my guess is it’s probably called March for Democracy or some shit lol
You wear them well. You look smashing in florals. 🌺
I miss I.N.C and will never forgive Macy’s for taking them away from me.
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Dire as the stakes are, leaning into absurdist and lighthearted forms of protest seems like a great way to puncture the fantasy Trump & co are spinning to attempt to rationalize a violent crackdown.
As the administration goes all in on an alternate reality about portland that bears no resemblance to fact and rule of law, continuing radical (and just plain funny, ridiculing) acts of the imagination along with other ways of getting out the reality on the ground may help curb their momentum.
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The damage done by those mainstream elite who entertained the idea that reactionaries really cared about free speech cannot be underestimated

Not that it matters as it's unlikely they will be held accountable, suffer any consequences or ever even reflect on their responsibility
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Maybe I do want to settle down with a cute bog witch.

I can gather herbs and tend to her toads. She can go hex farmhands. In the evening we can gather mushrooms under the full moon, then go home and play Mario kart.
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Cancer: You will be the worst possible version of yourself today, but no one will notice the difference.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
🎵You’re a little late, I’m already porn.🎵
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Twin Peaks: Sarah Palmer screams in terror. (Frank Silva a member of the film crew can be seen in the mirror. This was unintentional and considered a happy accident. Frank would later go on to play BOB).
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.