Ouija Beard
@ouijabeard.satan.social
I’m probably thinking about Satanism or house plants.
Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated.
Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path.
NSFW but your boss is into it.
Gothy. Queer. Caffeinated.
Leftist. Left handed. Left Handed Path.
NSFW but your boss is into it.
Time for a midweek mood check!
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Time for a midweek mood check!
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
Using a GIF, pic, or vid share how you are feeling today
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FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT
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lol. lmao even
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
lol. lmao even
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
Shout out to all the Brian Cole’s out there that are going to have a shitty day on the internet.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Shout out to all the Brian Cole’s out there that are going to have a shitty day on the internet.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Watching Hilary Clinton say that young people are being manipulated by “fake images” from Gaza makes me wish hell is real. Fuck her.
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Watching Hilary Clinton say that young people are being manipulated by “fake images” from Gaza makes me wish hell is real. Fuck her.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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I knew it was going to be a grad student or an adjunct. And because grad students and adjuncts are cheap and easy to replace, they're the front line in the student-as-customer model of higher ed. Unhappy customer? Sacrifice a lowly TA or adjunct, problem solved.
Unions now. Unions forever.
Unions now. Unions forever.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I knew it was going to be a grad student or an adjunct. And because grad students and adjuncts are cheap and easy to replace, they're the front line in the student-as-customer model of higher ed. Unhappy customer? Sacrifice a lowly TA or adjunct, problem solved.
Unions now. Unions forever.
Unions now. Unions forever.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Addendum: The unfriendliness of FFXIV itself to returning players is absolutely countered by the incredible friendliness of people who play it. What an amazingly positive bunch of cat, bunny, and dragon people.
I don't know how many games make it easy to jump back in after a year or more of not playing, but in case anyone is wondering, Final Fantasy XIV is not among them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Addendum: The unfriendliness of FFXIV itself to returning players is absolutely countered by the incredible friendliness of people who play it. What an amazingly positive bunch of cat, bunny, and dragon people.
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We're all in trouble. Imagine a world where masked cops are planting illegal literature on the regime's political enemies. That's one step from where we are *right now*.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We're all in trouble. Imagine a world where masked cops are planting illegal literature on the regime's political enemies. That's one step from where we are *right now*.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
I just realized Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning on her pipebomb-aversary.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just realized Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning on her pipebomb-aversary.
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Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
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Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once (if you feel like it)
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once (if you feel like it)
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
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Expedition 33 will win GOTY, the devs will make a speech about how they love and were inspired by JRPGs and how people should give those games a chance and the next day the press will be like "Expedition 33 wins GOTY and proves the west has STOMPED JAPAN IN THEIR OWN GENRE"
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Expedition 33 will win GOTY, the devs will make a speech about how they love and were inspired by JRPGs and how people should give those games a chance and the next day the press will be like "Expedition 33 wins GOTY and proves the west has STOMPED JAPAN IN THEIR OWN GENRE"
What Perfect Album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What Perfect Album came out the year you turned 16?
Resister/Blue Wave Emoji Accounts: “I’m fighting fascism!”
Also Resister/Blue Wave Emoji Accounts: “I stand with Marjorie Taylor Greene! ”
I can’t with you fucking people which is why we aren’t friends lol.
Also Resister/Blue Wave Emoji Accounts: “I stand with Marjorie Taylor Greene! ”
I can’t with you fucking people which is why we aren’t friends lol.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Resister/Blue Wave Emoji Accounts: “I’m fighting fascism!”
Also Resister/Blue Wave Emoji Accounts: “I stand with Marjorie Taylor Greene! ”
I can’t with you fucking people which is why we aren’t friends lol.
Also Resister/Blue Wave Emoji Accounts: “I stand with Marjorie Taylor Greene! ”
I can’t with you fucking people which is why we aren’t friends lol.
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CIMA, 2:40 pm:
"We have visual confirmation of immigration agents in the downtown Asheville area.
If you see suspicious activity or a family member has been arrested, contact the community line at 1-888-839-2839. Our allies are ready to provide support with food, transportation and more." #avlnews
"We have visual confirmation of immigration agents in the downtown Asheville area.
If you see suspicious activity or a family member has been arrested, contact the community line at 1-888-839-2839. Our allies are ready to provide support with food, transportation and more." #avlnews
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
CIMA, 2:40 pm:
"We have visual confirmation of immigration agents in the downtown Asheville area.
If you see suspicious activity or a family member has been arrested, contact the community line at 1-888-839-2839. Our allies are ready to provide support with food, transportation and more." #avlnews
"We have visual confirmation of immigration agents in the downtown Asheville area.
If you see suspicious activity or a family member has been arrested, contact the community line at 1-888-839-2839. Our allies are ready to provide support with food, transportation and more." #avlnews
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests