American Rando
@owlectric.bsky.social
I’m around. House Pfizer. I read a lot, I know a few other languages, and I think I live on former Piscataway land, I’m not really sure. I like to know real things.
He/him.
He/him.
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Democratic voters are working hard to stop fascism. It would be nice if the leaders of the party joined them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Democratic voters are working hard to stop fascism. It would be nice if the leaders of the party joined them.
Jeffries needs to go, he’s not the guy, just like his similarly useless dumbfuck Senate buddy Chuck Schumer.
A corrupt president pardons a corrupt member of Congress for corrupt reasons. With multiple guilty pleas establishing a bribery-laundering scheme, Hakeem Jeffries still called the case “thin” and sought cover in a bribery-plagued Supreme Court.
A lesson in squandering potential inroads with voters.
A lesson in squandering potential inroads with voters.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Jeffries needs to go, he’s not the guy, just like his similarly useless dumbfuck Senate buddy Chuck Schumer.
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
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I have been canceled and de-platformed for my political beliefs. Learn the full story in my feature-length essay in The Free Press, my interview on 60 Minutes, my chat/cooking demo on CBS Mornings, and my lecture series at the University of Austin.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have been canceled and de-platformed for my political beliefs. Learn the full story in my feature-length essay in The Free Press, my interview on 60 Minutes, my chat/cooking demo on CBS Mornings, and my lecture series at the University of Austin.
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
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Maybe if we weren’t wasting 1,000 FBI agents scrubbing Epstein files and an insane number going after political enemies, we’d be able to vet properly.
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Maybe if we weren’t wasting 1,000 FBI agents scrubbing Epstein files and an insane number going after political enemies, we’d be able to vet properly.
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
Seems like it might be an ill omen that every other commercial during football today has been AI bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Seems like it might be an ill omen that every other commercial during football today has been AI bullshit.
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Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put unscrupulous people in charge who think they will be Raptured before the war crime trials convene.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put unscrupulous people in charge who think they will be Raptured before the war crime trials convene.
Apropos of nothing, I want a Billie Eilish cover of Peter Gabriel’s My Body Is A Cage.
#music
#BillieEilish
#PeterGabriel
#music
#BillieEilish
#PeterGabriel
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Apropos of nothing, I want a Billie Eilish cover of Peter Gabriel’s My Body Is A Cage.
#music
#BillieEilish
#PeterGabriel
#music
#BillieEilish
#PeterGabriel
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Remember when that doddering old fool said that Canada should become the 51st state?
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Remember when that doddering old fool said that Canada should become the 51st state?
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY 🇺🇸
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In the next Presidential administration I think we should take David Sacks and hold him upside down by his ankles to see if we can't shake out all the taxpayer money we've shoveled his way for his shit over the years
Dude who just got the SV Bank bailout two years ago is back banging the cup. It’s a tell.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
In the next Presidential administration I think we should take David Sacks and hold him upside down by his ankles to see if we can't shake out all the taxpayer money we've shoveled his way for his shit over the years
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So nobody told them or they figured they wouldn’t lose THAT much in sales.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So nobody told them or they figured they wouldn’t lose THAT much in sales.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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Convinced that Mamdani could get Trump to back his free public transit plan with federal funding if he called him 'habibi' literally once
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Convinced that Mamdani could get Trump to back his free public transit plan with federal funding if he called him 'habibi' literally once
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trump cheerfully and unwittingly driving a stake through every attack line about zohran is the funniest thing I have seen all year
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
trump cheerfully and unwittingly driving a stake through every attack line about zohran is the funniest thing I have seen all year
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If Christian faith “laid the foundation,” someone forgot to tell the founders who made no mention of Christianity or Jesus in our founding documents.
The United States was founded on democratic principles and a secular Constitution.
The United States was founded on democratic principles and a secular Constitution.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If Christian faith “laid the foundation,” someone forgot to tell the founders who made no mention of Christianity or Jesus in our founding documents.
The United States was founded on democratic principles and a secular Constitution.
The United States was founded on democratic principles and a secular Constitution.
Oh hey fascists getting caught doing false flags to themselves again, drink.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh hey fascists getting caught doing false flags to themselves again, drink.
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Remember MAGA, it wasn't a "hoax" until AFTER he found he was in the files.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Remember MAGA, it wasn't a "hoax" until AFTER he found he was in the files.