Pabably
@pabably.bsky.social
ATX film and TV critic | Discontent strategist
The wall is his ground.
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The wall is his ground.
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World War Z-ass trophy
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
World War Z-ass trophy
The Cowboys will beat the Vikings, lose to the Chargers, beat Washington in a close game, then blow out the Giants in a meaningless game and thump their chests about it. Dak will say something corny like “We wanted to finish strong to start working on next year’s Super Bowl campaign”
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Cowboys will beat the Vikings, lose to the Chargers, beat Washington in a close game, then blow out the Giants in a meaningless game and thump their chests about it. Dak will say something corny like “We wanted to finish strong to start working on next year’s Super Bowl campaign”
What an awful challenge
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What an awful challenge
After the wild success of his inedible chocolate bars and failed attempts to murder people who want cash prizes under the dystopian guise of charitable entertainment, give this dead-eyed man all your money fer safe keepin’
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
After the wild success of his inedible chocolate bars and failed attempts to murder people who want cash prizes under the dystopian guise of charitable entertainment, give this dead-eyed man all your money fer safe keepin’
The thing about driving in Texas is you won’t just encounter one asshole who puts your life at risk. You will encounter combinations of assholes simultaneously who exponentially increase risk.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The thing about driving in Texas is you won’t just encounter one asshole who puts your life at risk. You will encounter combinations of assholes simultaneously who exponentially increase risk.
Tarantino’s really pulling out all the stops for this Whole Bloody Affair release, huh? Yikes
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano as the ‘Weakest F—ing Actor in SAG’ and the ‘Giant Flaw’ in ‘There Will Be Blood,’ Igniting Fan Outrage
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' could've been the best movie of the 21st century but Paul Dano is a "big, giant flaw."
variety.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Tarantino’s really pulling out all the stops for this Whole Bloody Affair release, huh? Yikes
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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The horniest Christmas movie ever? We love Batman Returns! Here are our suggestions on how to make it even better: youtu.be/b_3ukfPUjEg #filmsky #batman
2 Fixes That Could Make Batman Returns a Timeless Classic
YouTube video by Our Only Thing
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December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The horniest Christmas movie ever? We love Batman Returns! Here are our suggestions on how to make it even better: youtu.be/b_3ukfPUjEg #filmsky #batman
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Absolutely LOATHE the “we owe you an apology” marketing trend that’s happening right now
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Absolutely LOATHE the “we owe you an apology” marketing trend that’s happening right now
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good thread about a bad thing
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
good thread about a bad thing
UT can play spoiler all they want because they didn’t play much of anything else well this season, and for their troubles they’ll be treated to watching A&M and OU in the CFB from their couches
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
UT can play spoiler all they want because they didn’t play much of anything else well this season, and for their troubles they’ll be treated to watching A&M and OU in the CFB from their couches
I used to love Target. It’s wild to not even consider glancing at their deals on Black Friday now
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I used to love Target. It’s wild to not even consider glancing at their deals on Black Friday now
I’m generally of the opinion that Rian Johnson can do no wrong so I’m still disappointed that Mila Kunis stars in the latest installment of Knives Out
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’m generally of the opinion that Rian Johnson can do no wrong so I’m still disappointed that Mila Kunis stars in the latest installment of Knives Out
This outcome keeps both the Cowboys and Chiefs “in the hunt” (but not really), and there was no way the NFL was going to allow a whole month of football to be played with one or both of these teams rendered completely irrelevant
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This outcome keeps both the Cowboys and Chiefs “in the hunt” (but not really), and there was no way the NFL was going to allow a whole month of football to be played with one or both of these teams rendered completely irrelevant
The D In DPI stands for “Dallas gets a flag every time their receivers initiate the contact”
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The D In DPI stands for “Dallas gets a flag every time their receivers initiate the contact”
Apparently Cowboys on Thanksgiving is the only more ridiculous whistle than the Chiefs
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Apparently Cowboys on Thanksgiving is the only more ridiculous whistle than the Chiefs
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
My favorite prank that gets played on me all the time is when I go to Sonic to just get mozzarella sticks and they ask me if I want marinara sauce and I’m like, “Oh, damn, that’s a good idea!” and then they don’t give me any.
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My favorite prank that gets played on me all the time is when I go to Sonic to just get mozzarella sticks and they ask me if I want marinara sauce and I’m like, “Oh, damn, that’s a good idea!” and then they don’t give me any.
That’s OPI or illegal hands to the face lol
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That’s OPI or illegal hands to the face lol
Anticipated this exact thing after watching s01e03 last night. I’m generally enjoying the show and have some problems with it, but Carol’s character and relationship with Helen is not one of them.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Anticipated this exact thing after watching s01e03 last night. I’m generally enjoying the show and have some problems with it, but Carol’s character and relationship with Helen is not one of them.
Me absolutely needing a FFB win this week and having Josh Allen as my quarterback the week after he put up insane numbers
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me absolutely needing a FFB win this week and having Josh Allen as my quarterback the week after he put up insane numbers
gtfoh with this negative nonsense. Y’all really have a compulsion to tear good things down and it’s weird
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
gtfoh with this negative nonsense. Y’all really have a compulsion to tear good things down and it’s weird
