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Alick Simmons
@parliamentarygoose.bsky.social
Amateur naturalist || Animal ethicist || Aspiring conservationist || Erstwhile veterinarian ||

Author of ‘Treated Like Animals’: https://tinyurl.com/5a3cut5p

See my photo galleries: https://pbase.com/alick_simmons
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Please repost: 🚨Field assistant position 🐧

We offer a 14-months field assistant position through the French Polar Institute to work on king penguin ecophysiology and behavioral ecology.

Requirements: EU citizen < 30yo having experience with harsh fieldwork & wild bird/mammal handling/sampling.
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Many minor roads are not gritted. So let’s be careful out there, folks.
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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There will be people in Downing Street arguing that the public don’t care about international affairs or high politics - all I would say is that they will care if you explain to them why it matters, and it is your job to lead. It will be salient if you make it salient.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Yesterday’s gloom on the Somerset Moors.
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
When it comes to INNS in the UK, it is always too little, too late. See Reeves’ muntjac, Chinese water deer, etc, etc.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Rapid expansion of ring-necked parakeets in UK sparks concern
Bird organisations say more research on the species needed to control impact on other wildlife
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Happy New Year you lovely people.

A reminder that 2026 should be the year you leave X (if you haven’t already!)
Why you should leave X
A rallying cry to progressives everywhere...
writesbright.substack.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
It was little wonder we couldn’t find the white-fronted geese.
#birds
Wet Moor this morning:
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
38 Russian White-fronted Geese, 5 Tundra Bean Geese, 1 Barnacle Goose and a few Canada and Greylag Geese in the first field east of Ridge along the Arne Road @dorsetbirdclub.bsky.social @birdguides.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Auks in flight. #SuperSeabirdSunday #birds
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Winter trees from an abandoned arboretum in South Somerset.
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My letter on the UK Government’s recently-published animal welfare strategy - in the @theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’ve just eaten Santa’s mince pie.
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nigel Farage, the world’s second greediest politician. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage criticised for £400,000 job promoting physical gold as pension investment
Exclusive: Reform leader promotes Direct Bullion – but experts say commodity is not for everyday investors
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Want to avoid paying your fair share of tax? Get some land and choke up the roads with an obscenely large tractor. Simples.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Government waters down farm inheritance tax plan
The government has now said it will lift the intended threshold from £1m to £2.5m.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Gambling: It’s legalised robbery - prove me wrong.

www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Bet365 boss receives at least £280m in pay and dividends despite profit slump
Denise Coates’s gambling empire reports turnover of £4bn in year to March 2025, up from £3.7bn
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Happy Festivus, one and all!

May your Feats of Strength be brutal, your aluminium pole undecorated and your Airings of Grievances prolonged.

A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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1/ Can you help us count Bewick's and Whooper Swans for the International Swan Census on 17-18 January 2026? 🦢

Visit the vacant site map to request a site at app.bto.org/gsmp/pub...

#Ornithology @webs-gsmp.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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New blog! With the help of volunteers, #MartensOnTheMove has carried out den box maintenance work in the Tweed Valley. Project Officer, Victoria Chanin, and volunteer Elaine Rainey discuss what this involved and what they found. Full blog here bit.ly/48Zl7MR #NationalLotteryHeritageFund
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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🧑‍🎓 Are you an undergraduate or master's level student carrying out #animalwelfare research? Would you benefit from guidance and support in the early stages of project planning? If this sounds like you, then apply to join the UFAW Mentoring Scheme!

Apply here: ufaw.org.uk/mentor

Deadline: 15 January
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Four species of albatross, South Atlantic Ocean, August 2019. #SuperSeabirdSunday #birds
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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FOURTH White-tailed Eagle disappears - RSPB offers reward for information leading to a conviction for this one or any of the other three.

New blog ⬇️⬇️

#RaptorResearch #WildlifeCrime

raptorpersecutionuk.org/2025/12/19/f...
Fourth White-tailed Eagle ‘disappears’ & RSPB offers £10,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
Following the appalling news over the last couple of days about the highly suspicious, and almost certainly criminal, disappearance of three satellite-tagged White-tailed Eagles here, here and here…
raptorpersecutionuk.org
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM