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passivelurker.bsky.social
Guys Who Definitely Don’t Drink Blood
passivelurker.bsky.social
"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for that guy you want to kill, and another for if he has an even worse friend."
passivelurker.bsky.social
They should have gone with your REAL title, Mayor of City Hall
Ryan Godfrey, Mayor of City Hall
passivelurker.bsky.social
"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all UNDERMINING PUBLIC MORALITY"
Garth Marenghi, from GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE. He hates subtext
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
passivelurker.bsky.social
When bees are outlawed, only outlaws will have bees
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boxelderdust.bsky.social
Immigration is by far the most important political issue of the century for the simple reason that it has the same origins and effects, the same scope of impact, and arouses the same passions with the same moral urgency as the issue of slavery did in 1850s America
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shake1n1bake.bsky.social
It's all "logistics are gay" until your paycheck is late or rations are low.
passivelurker.bsky.social
Gives a whole new context to his SNL appearance
Travis Kelce as “Straight Male Friend” on SNL. He is asking Bowen Yang “So do gay guys like when a guy has a big one, or is it a bad thing?”
passivelurker.bsky.social
Came here to post this exact reference
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
Explaining to my wife that I cannot simply “read the books I’ve already bought and haven’t read” like some kind of peasant.
passivelurker.bsky.social
The south (Guangdong) will rise again, inshallah
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jadedfortunato.bsky.social
Yo Dawg, I heard you like metaphysics, so we put ontology in your ontology so you can be while you be.
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opennewyork.org
The UES is dense, but almost all of those homes were built before 1960. Since then, the neighborhood has built almost no homes amid growing demand in NYC.

There's plenty of room for growth in the neighborhood—but local NIMBYism and outdated zoning has blocked it.
passivelurker.bsky.social
In some arachnid cultures, it’s considered rude if you DON’T kill and eat your spouse
passivelurker.bsky.social
He looks like he's got good news and bad news
passivelurker.bsky.social
"You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome! Here are your fajitas"
Wasteland buggy from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015).  It is covered in rusty spikes and looks like a bad case of tetanus. It is vaguely shaped like the DoorDash delivery robot