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Peter Cullen Bryan, PhD
@pcbryan.bsky.social
Have PhD, will travel. Americanist by training, fan/media studies by trade. Scholar of fan studies, adaptation, Disney, comics - happy to talk intersections of translation/gender/disability. First book out; next book soon. He / him.
Roberto really is the best option: he loves the product, just wants to keep it flowing, has stupid amounts of money, and recognizes his limits. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I like that this subverts some conventions of the genre - the leads sleep together in Act I, the focus on Henri and Hugos relationship, the heavy use of French - so I wish we didn't need this third Act breakup, but cliches gonna cliche. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"We don't know what Hans would have done with all that money." #GruberWasRight #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wonder if the Riddler ever did a crime involving turning champagne bottles. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Part of me says you shouldn't drink so much, but then the other part of me says 'don't listen to him, he's drunk!'" There are some good lines in here! #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I guess one of the bright sides of being a sailor is that you can just get "lost at sea" to avoid any messy breakups, and just be sure to stay on the boat if you ever end up back in that port. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Interesting undercurrent of climate change in all of this, something that is super relevant to champagne (and wine, and life in general). #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Glad that the Cassell family managed to keep their heads during the various upheavals since 1682, though perhaps they were able to solve a lot of problems with liberal applications of champagne. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sydney not recognizing how venture capitalism works feels like a bit of stretch, because she is neither dumb nor evil enough not to know. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"Isn't there a faster way?" "Oui: run." #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Somewhat self-promotion, but the book Under the Mistletoe (I have a chapter in it) considers why holiday romances are worth studying #HATM mcfarlandbooks.com/product/unde...
Under the Mistletoe - McFarland
Under the Mistletoe Essays on Holiday Romance in Popular Culture Edited by Liz W. Faber 978-1-4766-9378-1 978-1-4766-5382-2
mcfarlandbooks.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Anytime someone is like "my dad ditched out when I was a kid and I lost track of him," and their love interest is like "my dad is kind of a jerk," you should verify that these are not the same father. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"I have a better view, and we'd have it all to ourselves." This is basically how Taken started. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This film is inaccurate: many Parisians do speak English, but refuse to do so out of spite (to be fair, we had it coming). #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I have been to Paris once, it was lovely for the first day, and then I came down with a horrible hacking flu that persisted for most of the rest of the trip. #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
At what point does it become a Champagne Problem? Is it like a fancy drinking problem, or an "oh God, I have spent $10,000 on a bottle of fizzy vinegar"? #ChampagneProblems #HATM
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's only a Champagne Problem if it comes from the Champagne region of France; otherwise it is a Champagne Supernova: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5...

#ChampagneProblems #HATM
Oasis - Champagne Supernova (Official Video)
YouTube video by OasisVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wait, Mark Steven Johnson directed this? Wonder if we'll get a montage set to Evanesence, as was the style at the time... www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Whe... #ChampagneProblems #HATM
DareDevil - Bring Me To Life
YouTube video by SuperMarvelUniverse
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fav one!
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I treat boycotts as personal blood vendettas. This is about me physically harming a corporation, not about me telling any other human how to live their life.

I don’t have time to judge others while I’m digging two graves for me and Target.
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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The reason they want everyone to rent is because only homeowners can revoke an invitation and once they get enough people renting the vampires will strike
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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you know what, friends? fuck it. I just pitched my editor at @chronicle.com for a piece about breaking the silence on suicide in the academy. with finals coming up, I think it’s urgent. if you’re an academic who’s been suicidal & met with violent attempts to shut you down—DM me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Weird Al Yankovic (could also be all five)
Eisley
The Protomen
Ani diFranco
Paul Simon
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:

Flaming Lips
Prince
Dolly Parton
Seu Jorge
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:

Morrissey (pre-fash)
The Smashing Pumpkins
Pet Shop Boys
New Order
Jinkx Monsoon
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM